Orbiter 🏳️‍🌈🐱 Nick Fuentes / Nicholas Joseph Fuentes / der America First Pürrer / "Nick the Knife" - CatboyKami's ex. Flipped fed asset after January 6th. Groypers are pardoned for January 6th, still a fag. Kept Ali Akbar, brown muslim boy-hungry pedophile, around groypers knowing what he was. Hates white women more than blacks and jews.

[brokenWindows]

Nick is a lolcow but BAP is worse, he's a literal pedophile who likes adolescent boys: https://archive.ph/pjI6u#selection-1609.0-1612.0

He's also 100% astroturfed. He's patronized by Peter Thiel, a homosexual who is gay "married" to another man, Marc Andreesen, and Benjamin Horwitz, a Jew. Those billionaires paid for MSM exposure, for guerilla marketing firms to make his mediocre Twitter go """viral""" by pretending to be fans, his book was professionally optimized for marketability, etc.

BAP's name is Costin Alamariu and he's the son of some banker. He got a "philosophy PhD" (fake degree) at Yale under some Straussian Jewish guy. Straussianism is this Jewish neocon philosophy that boils down to having a private, Jewish position and a public, goyim position. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_Strauss

BAP's photo is attached, he's not even a body builder. Too much facial fat; he looks like a bigger twink than Nick.

Nick's arguing that it's either BAP or AF, but the trick is they're both hot garbage.

 

[Under Arrest]

• "Everything I hate is Jewish" - NJF

IT WAS THEN THE ENTIRE MILTARY POWER OF FORTRESS JADEN
UNLEASHED ITS TITANTIC WEAPONRY AGAINST KATTBOIUS III

 

[incelistan]

• "In other words people just aren't appreciating how brilliant I am. I'm a brilliant content creator. Im funny im piffy im punchy i keep it fresh"-- 25:27

'Fresh content' = 100th spurned rant about how evil Jaden is.

Through most of the Twitter Spaces and Tweets, Nick could go on for hours without ever even trying to be funny. Most of what he confuses for fresh, enjoyable content is probably fantasies about raping BAP, pissing Groypers, and descriptions of Jaden's appearance.

 

[ElAbominacion]

Nick's Twitter account is still up, and it is a microcosm of optics and serious political conflicts:

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Tbh Nick and allies have made a lot of noise about this account, sort of curious that it's still up. Maybe Twitter has decided that letting Nick use Twitter is actually a great way to fight against 'far-right extremism'?

Also, no surprise that Nick would want to rape Bronze Age Pervert, but was this really the best time to advertise that?

Funny how that account tweets exactly like MrKrabs9000

 

[gaystoner]

ok...so im catching up on streams because my life is busy rn...

Jaden says nick is masturbating 2-3 times day and that he watches kinky porn. Then the tranny tab shit drops.

LOL Nick Coomer Confirmed.

 

[incelistan]

ok...so im catching up on streams because my life is busy rn...

Jaden says nick is masturbating 2-3 times day and that he watches kinky porn. Then the tranny tab shit drops.

LOL Nick Coomer Confirmed.

Did Jaden say that before or after the tranny porn tab was discovered? IIRC he did mention it after being asked about the tranny tab, but I'm not sure if he had also mentioned it earlier.

The rest is basically correct.

 

[gaystoner]

Did Jaden say that before or after the tranny porn tab was discovered? IIRC he did mention it after being asked about the tranny tab, but I'm not sure if he had also mentioned it earlier.

The rest is basically correct.

he said it after but Jaden's experience was before the tab drop which is why i worded it that way.

 

[garum expert]

wait why I am in this Coomer Concentration thing.

 

[twotwotwo]

Kind of spergy rundown of Nick's homoerotic Jaden rant from the Twitter space (4:37:30) earlier:

• Nick isn't balding, Jaden is the one who's balding. He's repeating the same "Jarvis, enhance" joke about this picture about 50 times.
• Response to Jaden saying Nick told him to go on finasteride: "What I said was, ' you're losing your hair, and if you want to keep your hair, you should be proactive about it ... you should look into what your options are, and that's exactly what he did. He ordered some kit and he was doing this for months and then he stopped because he said his head was burning. So he's gonna go on the stream and pretend like 'I didn't listen to Nick,' No, you- you little boy, you did exactly as I told you to do, as you always did."
• "That's so outrageous that he's gonna come on the thing now and pretend to be so above it all... He was like an obedient little boy around here... the dude was carrying my belongings. He's gonna go on the stream now and be like, 'yeah you know, I was always laughing at Nick", Yeah when I wasn't making you cry and carry my stuff."
• "I literally created that anxiety within you" Re: Jaden's balding anxiety
• Says he's not a bad guy for creating that anxiety in Jaden, that it wasn't about "messing with him, getting in his mind, or making him insecure" , it was about being proactive and encouraging him to "begin acquiring hats, begin acquiring head gear, consider chemical or other treatments." He has the mind of a woman. This is how women talk shit.
• "HE'S GONNA HIT THE WALL"
• Says Jaden "had to simp" because he thought he was a loser, going bald, and poor. Maybe because you manipulated his self esteem in hopes that he would suck your PP, Nick.
• Nick says he has no anxiety about finding a woman in the future because "when I flip the switch, I'm gonna pull." Yeah
• Says Jaden was with a girl for 2 years and would ask him for advice because he didn't really like her and she was getting fat. Sounds extremely irritated recalling these conversations and his response to either break up with her or marry her. Sounds like he wanted him to break up with her but is throwing in the "marry her" detail to sound less like a jealous pining homosexual.
• Jaden has a "scarcity mindset". Nick, on the other hand, says he has an "abundance mindset" about women
• "I've never seen someone so helpless in my entire life. He can't even drive, this dude was like a woman or a baby. In the sense that, when you bring a man along on a trip or to do work, you can rely upon a man to do tasks and at the minimum to be self sufficient. We would take this guy places and he would be like 'I'm cold, I didn't bring my jacket, my feet hurt."
• "This guy could not do complex tasks, he could not do straight forward tasks. When we went on vacation in January we had this big SUV and the driveway we parked it in was small and the dude could not pull the car out of the driveway, so he couldn't drive. I had to drive everywhere because he couldn't pull out of the driveway. Then he got all mad because me and my buddy would get out of the car to help him ... then he get's all crabby, he gets all crabby apples, he gets flustered." Proceeds to mock Jaden in a whiny voice.
• "It feels like being with a woman!"
• He tells a story about looking for a hotel in the middle of a huge rain storm and how Jaden couldn't figure out how to do it and how he snatched his phone from Jaden's hands and angrily told him he would do everything.
• Says he called Jaden dumb two times and he "freaked out" and "sulked the whole car ride home". Wow, how truly irrational of him.
• Says Jaden didn't want anyone to know he's Protestant, had a girl friend, or drinks alcohol.
• Says everyone had to walk on eggshells around Jaden because he's a "cry baby" who "can't suck on mommy's tits for a sec so they start crying." Nick maybe he would have sucked your nipples if you had just asked considering how nonexistent his self esteem was after years of friendship with you.
• Says Jaden "flipped out" when Nick told Veyta that Jaden had a girlfriend. "I think it's because the girl wasn't pretty." Says Jaden "hid" his girlfriend "in the basement" from Nick because "he didn't want me to see her". Clearly so jealous lol. Says he found her IG and went, "oh". How awkward must this have been to be in this weird friendship where the elephant in the room is that your friend is a pathological narcissist who is in love with you and desperately wants your ass?

The reason I find this rant particularly insane and revealing is because I remember a stream Nick did where he was literally cooing over these exact qualities of Jaden, oozing fondness over how Jaden gets cold, is kind of child-like, sensitive, and not very self sufficient. Now of course he's bringing it up in a demeaning way but if you listen to his voice with the context of how he used to talk about Jaden when they were on good terms it adds a different character to his words. He's seriously hurt and scorned. To me, it really does sound like Nick enjoyed that "man and woman" dynamic between him and Jaden and, as we all know, was probably in love with him.

 

[Haint]

Jaden says nick is masturbating 2-3 times day and that he watches kinky porn. Then the tranny tab shit drops.
LOL Nick Coomer Confirmed.

About the excessive masturbation meditation. We are back the cult theory. A cult that worships trannies.

 

[Big Fat Retard]

Maybe it's just the way you describe it @FatRat86 but that just sounds to me the way sociopaths talk. I don't think there's any doubting that Nick is a narcissist.

 

[twotwotwo]

Maybe it's just the way you describe it @FatRat86 but that just sounds to me the way sociopaths talk. I don't think there's any doubting that Nick is a narcissist.

Totally. Sounds like your typical emotionally abusive relationship except I don't think Jaden was aware he was dating Nick.

 

[Noproblemo]

Sirs, is there any archive of Nick's spaces, sirs?

 

[soulgains]

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I highly doubt Jaden will ever work with The ADL anytime soon. Nick, on the other hand, is currently working with his direct opposition to deplatform Jaden because he called Nick a spic and a sodomite.
You cant make this shit up.

What a faggot lmao. He's in full panic mode, trying to silence his critics by any means necessary. At this point, who doesn't hate him besides his personal ballwashers that uncritically agree with everything he says?

I remember one of Nick's shows circa 2019 where he slammed Richard Spencer for publicly saying that he'd be pro-censorship if he was in power, but supported free speech as long as he wasn't. I think we all know Nick's been a faggot this entire time, but at least back then he pretended to have principles, even if his movement was completely innaffectual. There was the appearance of a core essence and modus operandi beyond "trust the plan".

And also, Nick, since I know you're reading this, jerking off to gay and troon porn doesn't make you more focused or help you hone your "craft" (whatever the fuck that means ) , it just makes you a hypocritical faggot that's built his movement on a lie.

 

[Trench]

ENJOY

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That thing isn't going to flush and you're going to have to reach in there and get it...

 

[supremeautismo]

Jaden’s drops were all on Nick going to the feds, lying about money, hiding sexual assault, running a cult, bullying “fellow Catholics” about their religion, psychologically and sexually manipulating/abusing his so-called Best Friend , d.oxxing, and of course, searching for cum.

It’s very telling the only angry critiques Nick has against Jaden are about their relationship/“intimate moments,” or his appearance. Almost like he is fixated on his body...

Also, Jaden is fucking r.etarded for not realizing the first time Nick sang “Malibu” to him and pointed at him lovingly that there was something going on. Nick is obviously a horrific combination of BPD/psychopath/Bipolar/whatever but it wouldn’t surprise me much if Jaden reciprocated a bit, just to add to Nick’s madness. This either was the first person he was ever attracted to, or Jaden’s holding something back...

 

[gaystoner]

Jaden’s drops were all on Nick going to the feds, lying about money, hiding sexual assault, running a cult, bullying “fellow Catholics” about their religion, psychologically and sexually manipulating/abusing his so-called Best Friend , d.oxxing, and of course, searching for cum.

It’s very telling the only angry critiques Nick has against Jaden are about their relationship/“intimate moments,” or his appearance. Almost like he is fixated on his body...

Also, Jaden is fucking r.etarded for not realizing the first time Nick sang “Malibu” to him and pointed at him lovingly that there was something going on. Nick is obviously a horrific combination of BPD/psychopath/Bipolar/whatever but it wouldn’t surprise me much if Jaden reciprocated a bit, just to add to Nick’s madness. This either was the first person he was ever attracted to, or Jaden’s holding something back...

based on the critiques of Jaden...He's probably hung. Nick would talk about 'smol pp' otherwise

 

[cyber dragon]

Nick has anxiety about his male friendships, that's why he privately schemes against them, compiles lists of things they do that annoy him and then proactively try to take them out when he suspects they don't revolve his life around him. That bit about Jaden balding, that bit about Simon and Jaden wanting to just hurt him, that's all projection on his part, everything in that space is projection. How does Nick think if he can't even keep male friendships that he would be able to keep a wife? If Nick ever summoned up the courage to buy a bride and use her as a beard, she would leave him and do a tell-all just like Jaden and he would cry about it for a month+ too. Honestly, I'm kind of tired of KC/Jaden calling Nick a crazy ex-gf and Nick doing the same back, it's like some weird game of chicken. I just want them to just duke it out on a stream, like Jaden/PPP vs Nick/Ralph.

Nick's depression posting around December makes a lot more sense now that this was around the time Simon and Jaden broke up with him.

Spoiler: Bonus Tweets

 

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Also, Jaden is fucking r.etarded for not realizing the first time Nick sang “Malibu” to him and pointed at him lovingly that there was something going on. Nick is obviously a horrific combination of BPD/psychopath/Bipolar/whatever but it wouldn’t surprise me much if Jaden reciprocated a bit, just to add to Nick’s madness. This either was the first person he was ever attracted to, or Jaden’s holding something back...

Jaden is trying to drag Nick out of the closet without outing himself in the process. He knows that Nick wont out him because Nick would have to admit to his own gayness to do so. If Jaden is careful about which stories he picks, ones where only Nick does gay stuff, then Jaden can keep his perceived heterosexuality intact. That's why he keeps releasing these stories in a drip-drop fashion. He has to carefully go over every detail to ensure he either didn't do any gay stuff or removed the gay stuff he did in his telling.

 

[Land of Noz]

Richard Spencer named but not PPP? He really is Voldemort to these people

Even more interesting is that Richard Spencer did a stream a week or two ago titled "In Defense of Nick Fuentes (sort of)". Spencer actually tried to stick up for Nick a bit despite how relentlessly Nick has shat on him for years. Of course Spencer's defense was somewhat half-hearted and ironic, but he did basically say the whole thing was blown out of proportion and he kind of felt bad for Nick. And this was something imo, given that previously Spencer has said he thinks Nick should be in jail for Jan 6th etc. Nick even acknowledged this and did a commentary on Spencer's stream on his show like two Fridays ago. And now he goes and throws Spencer under the bus again. I guess it shouldn't be surprising, but Nick seems to enjoy purposely alienating anyone, even people who sometimes agree with him, unless they dogmatically swear fealty to him. And Nick is just a guy online who rants about shit. He's not even a political leader or anyone with any sort of power. It's both hilarious and sad. That being said, if this is all part of a grand plan to foment drama because drama is more interesting than politics right now, I guess it is working. Hard to turn away from this dumpster fire trainwreck