DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[marlintan]

wonder how many words are in phils vocabulary. i wonder if you could use pig pig go to find out the most common words he uses. i bet its less than 250 words. can it be done?

check the word ppb misuse or don't understand thread for a good idea

 

[Poo Twister]

Kinggoken seems like a massive pedophile, I can just tell. His hard drive is probably full of illegal shit. Everytime he walks past a school he probably starts rubbing his leg. He's likely been trying to grow a moustache for years to complete the look, but his busted beta genetics won't let him.

*Edit*
Spelling retardation

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Edit: has anyone gotten into why he plays Champions so much? Like I understand the guy has a crippling gacha addiction but why THAT one? Most gacha games are sexy anime women so that's out but why isn't he playing something like...I dunno, Raid? Suppose we believe he doesn't actually watch wrestling anymore as he says, he would then have no purpose in playing a gacha related to it and could pick one of the dozens of other games to piss his money away on.

Though I can't imagine him playing anything like Azur Lane.

Phil is gay, wrestling is gay - perfect match. If you watched glimpses of his WWE streams, you will notice that it's the only thing he genuinely enjoys. And of course Phil still follows WWE religiously. His joy is proof enough.

It's not out of the realm of possibility he is/will be whaling in other gacha games. In the past* and recently he admitted to playing multiple games at once.
*here is Part 2

I couldn't care less about stupid gacha and mobile games but I know what I would choose to play. Virtual waifus > virtual homoerotic, ugly jpgs

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

Phil is gay, wrestling is gay - perfect match. If you watched glimpses of his WWE streams, you will notice that it's the only thing he genuinely enjoys. And of course Phil still follows WWE religiously. His joy is proof enough.

It's not out of the realm of possibility he is/will be whaling in other gacha games. In the past* and recently he admitted to playing multiple games at ones.
*here is Part 2

I couldn't care less about stupid gacha and mobile games but I know what I would choose to play. Virtual waifus > virtual homoerotic, ugly jpgs
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I still subscribe to Steve's theory that Phil isn't closeted gay since he doesn't give off closeted vibes but is rather just sexually immature and just really into wrestling.
There are still plenty of muscular men gacha to play, so it bothers me that he chose WWE over literally anything else even if you subscribe to the sweaty men idea, since superhero gacha games exist.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

I'm no psychologist but I believe Phil has issues with sexuality and women due to his catholic upbringing, a below average penis(he's admitted to doing extensive research into penis enlargement) and possibly(likely?) being rejected by girls he liked in high school.

Leanna was his first girlfriend and from what I remember she hinted or outright said she wasn't getting any from him. I don't know if they never had sex(remember the 'underwear time' meme?) or if they tried to have sex once and his insecurities made it an awkward experience he didn't want to repeat.

This is the most I've ever thought or written about Phil's sexuality other than gay jokes and I feel gross.

 

[SomeBoyo]

2:18: Disabled HW acceleration on animations which fixed animations, HOWEVER, his gpu might be fried (? he can't talk), it may not work. His GPU might have just died and he never noticed. This part makes no sense. His display input is connected to his GPU cause lack of iGPU so if his GPU were dead, he would have no image entirely. Oh well, enjoy your increased CPU usage. His slideshow can't be fixed, there's just no way to replicate it, totally.
6:59: Hit new record high of members but dropped down again so kinda pointless, but it's a new record and that's all that counts. Didn't even hit a tier 2 goal today, but you know what, it's not about that! WE HAD TONS OF FUN. Thanks for the money dummy. Threatening pacman as daytime stream.

Spoiler: The Daily Wrap: May 28, 2022 - That Was a HECK of a Fun Day!!!

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

There are still plenty of muscular men gacha to play, so it bothers me that he chose WWE over literally anything else even if you subscribe to the sweaty men idea, since superhero gacha games exist.

He played (or is still playing) superhero gacha games. Can't get enough of sweaty men.
- Injustice
- Marvel War of Heroes
- Marvel Future Fight

Also
- Dokkan Battle (Dragonball)
- WWE Supercard
- WWE Immortals
- Fallout Shelter
- Pokémon Go
- a Fox animation mobile game
- Final Fantasy Brave Exvius
- Hearthstone (forgot about that. thank you @Balr0g)


Phil is a drunk addict with nothing else going on in his life. There is no debate about that.
"I currently jump between four mobile games." - DSP, August 24th 2017

 

[Dona Morte]

2:18: Disabled HW acceleration on animations which fixed animations, HOWEVER, his gpu might be fried (? he can't talk), it may not work. His GPU might have just died and he never noticed. This part makes no sense. His display input is connected to his GPU cause lack of iGPU so if his GPU were dead, he would have no image entirely. Oh well, enjoy your increased CPU usage. His slideshow can't be fixed, there's just no way to replicate it, totally.
6:59: Hit new record high of members but dropped down again so kinda pointless, but it's a new record and that's all that counts. Didn't even hit a tier 2 goal today, but you know what, it's not about that! WE HAD TONS OF FUN. Thanks for the money dummy. Threatening pacman as daytime stream.

Spoiler: The Daily Wrap: May 28, 2022 - That Was a HECK of a Fun Day!!!

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I had a pc with a fried graphics card.
On board graphics are EXTREMELY limited.
Windows cannot animate. I think you are also limited to 640 by 480 resolution.
If his GPU was fried he would not be able to use it to stream, but he would have an image.
That being said Phil's constant discussions of the limitation is begging for a PC.
Plain and simple.

 

[Penix]

I just think it's hilarious that in the laundry list of excuses for his financial woes is the "I have no credit" he snuck in there at the end. It tells you everything you need to know about how he handles his money and his financial situation moving forward. Besides the dents I don't think I've seen anyone being this retarded with money.

 

[Balr0g]

Also Phil played Hearthstone for a while and even streamed it. And Hearthstone has become so pay to win it could hide his gacha addiction plus he could use it as a taxdeduction

 

[ZehnBoat]

king of retro
CANT EVEN FINISH THE FIRST LEVEL OF PACMAN

 

[LieLieFyre]

All of Phils gacha game choices are normie tier trash.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

king of retro
CANT EVEN FINISH THE FIRST LEVEL OF PACMAN

holy hell his clown mode shit is insufferable as fuck. why is he clowning so hard over pacman?

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

I'm no psychologist but I believe Phil has issues with sexuality and women due to his catholic upbringing, a below average penis(he's admitted to doing extensive research into penis enlargement) and possibly(likely?) being rejected by girls he liked in high school.

Leanna was his first girlfriend and from what I remember she hinted or outright said she wasn't getting any from him. I don't know if they never had sex(remember the 'underwear time' meme?) or if they tried to have sex once and his insecurities made it an awkward experience he didn't want to repeat.

This is the most I've ever thought or written about Phil's sexuality other than gay jokes and I feel gross.

More than likely Phil's narcissism and sociopathy drove him to start a relationship to begin with. It may be very likely he doesn't think about sex at all other than something other people do, and maintains romantic relationships for the sake of appearances while not caring about his partners.

This makes sense as with Leanna sex was all jokes to him and now that he's older and "married" he has to treat the entire thing like a banal institution and not something to engage with at a more mature level. Shit, one of my best friends has been married for like 8 years and she still jokes about wanting to fuck hot anime people. It's a part of the human experience and Phil is nominally a human.

All of Phils gacha game choices are normie tier trash.

Imagine him playing FGO instead.

Or better yet, Genshin. It's the perfect game for him: you got the gacha rolling, you got a long winded nonsensical plot he can stall while watching and pretend to give a shit about, and you got a big dumb open world he can stall in while trying to overlevel every single piece of main story content available.

 

[Somecatchyname]

I don’t know about you but we may be entering a new arc. The way he has been begging lately is extra ordinary; I really think he is really struggling with the consequences of the bankruptcy with no credit. Remember it’s been over two years since the bankruptcy; it’s not a short amount of time. DSP has been recklessly spending more and more while expecting more and more from his audience. I think he may really be in trouble right now, and he will very likely get bailed out this time, but he and his behavior is getting worse and worse as his vices grip him worse and worse. Each iteration of his begging episodes, and his audience bailing him out, will set him back further and further.

He’s been really boring for awhile but there’s definitely been some gold dust recently. Too bad he is playing boring ass games.

It’s not going to be a sudden collapse but he is definitely deteriorating.

I was watching Piece of Peace recently and he mentioned how in the long term that the bank leaks did hurt Phil just not the way we would think. Instead of just completely leaving Phil his paypigs wait for a whale to come in if they see Phil got his goal and they think good I don't have to pay him. The bank leaks hurt Phil by not only showing his paypigs were their money goes but also lowered the rate they give money. We saw that recently with memberships. Even paypigs aren't going to think it's urgent tip a guy who claims to be underwater if they know deep down that he is just buying booze and gacha bullshit.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Phil is gay, wrestling is gay - perfect match. If you watched glimpses of his WWE streams, you will notice that it's the only thing he genuinely enjoys. And of course Phil still follows WWE religiously. His joy is proof enough.

It's not out of the realm of possibility he is/will be whaling in other gacha games. In the past* and recently he admitted to playing multiple games at once.
*here is Part 2

I couldn't care less about stupid gacha and mobile games but I know what I would choose to play. Virtual waifus > virtual homoerotic, ugly jpgs
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I can see him cringing hard if he played gacha games that have an abundance of(bouncy)female characters, KOF Allstar especially.

In fact, KOF Allstar is going to have an event where you can pull for KOF XV Angel(wish me luck tomorrow), but he'd probably just shit on her and say the WWE Divas in Champions are better.

 

[Qliphoth]

Phil ought to just play some anime gacha, it's not like the barrier of entry is very high. Genshin Impact or FGO would work. Phil could gamble all day and cope and seethe about anime and his rolls not working and how the system is totally bugged dood and how he needs another 200 bucks for the Hu Tao banner now.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

I just think it's hilarious that in the laundry list of excuses for his financial woes is the "I have no credit" he snuck in there at the end. It tells you everything you need to know about how he handles his money and his financial situation moving forward. Besides the dents I don't think I've seen anyone being this retarded with money.

To DarksydePhil, credit is free money you never have to pay back. If anyone here is bored with the current version of DSP just wait the court mandated 7 years until he is eligible for Bankruptcy Arc II because this sequel is guaranteed

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I was watching Piece of Peace recently and he mentioned how in the long term that the bank leaks did hurt Phil just not the way we would think. Instead of just completely leaving Phil his paypigs wait for a whale to come in if they see Phil got his goal and they think good I don't have to pay him. The bank leaks hurt Phil by not only showing his paypigs were their money goes but also lowered the rate they give money. We saw that recently with memberships. Even paypigs aren't going to think it's urgent tip a guy who claims to be underwater if they know deep down that he is just buying booze and gacha bullshit.

Yes, but also Phil used to get a lot more small tips and bitch heres in general, closer to how every other streamer gets. However, the income lost from that has been more than made up for his small group of whales.

 

[Somecatchyname]

I don't normally play gacha games but Genshin Impact is actually a quality game. I have gotten every character I wanted without spending anything. The game gives you so much just by playing the story quests or events. I actually surprised Phil hasn't played it. Its free on console so he doesn't have to learn how to stream from his phone. Not to mention gamepass eventually is going to dry up unless he wants to go back and play a racing game or get his PC up and working and play Age of Empires.

In fact, fuck Phil playing Genshin we all know he will stall playing that game. I want to see him play Age of Empires. A lot of strategy is involved in those games and anything that involves thinking is too hard for Phil. Go watch a clip of Xcom this is how you don't play and you will understand Phil playing a RTS would actually be entertaining to watch.