Could you mistake this woman for cis though?
I cannot believe I am going to ask about this thing's butt but is it practically non-existent? Because if he also suffers from Hank Hill Syndrome then we have nearly identical body types. Forgive the powerlevel but understand it is integral to understanding this bovine. Since my height stopped changing I've bounced between 185lbs and 285lbs (lolfat, I know, weigh much less now). There is no point along that spectrum where you even get within line of sight of the uncanny valley, much less come close to passing. Even with all the effort, money, surgery, and drugs in the world.
Seriously I am still shocked at how fat this supposed cyclist is. To get to that 185 I was riding at least 30 miles 5/7 days of every week. I wasn't worried about speed, this was all about losing weight. I literally ate as much of whatever I wanted during that time and was still shedding weight like a madman. Fucking training and sticking to a diet beyond 'inhale
everything' would actually improve this idiot's chances of passing as some kind of mutated female, it would help him not be michelin-man levels of fat, and he wouldn't be so pathetic of a cyclist that he'd need to compete against women. Even just my weight loss pace I could easily sustain for
30 miles would have had me mogging these ladies.
Although, being positively attached to the pedals did ruin my life so big empathy for "Rachel" there, at least mine was not broadcast. In case anyone doesn't know, pedal straps/cages are colloquially known as "Suicide Straps" and for
very good reason. Nearly everyone uses the significantly safer breakaway clips now. "Rachel" is probably destroying the women's clips I am sure he insists on unless they are adjusted to have almost no breakaway.