Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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  • Ethan Klein

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thismanlies said:
I have a really funny joke and hear me out.

Somebody shits on Ethan Klein's doorstep.
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God I hate porch pirates, it's never happened to me but they ruined it for everybody by forcing the invention of Ring™ doorbell cameras and the mass adoption of that tech so you can't even leave a flaming bag of dog poop anymore, on anyones doorstep, without there being video evidence that can be submitted to cops.
 
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Haramburger said:
God I hate porch pirates, it's never happened to me but they ruined it for everybody by forcing the invention of Ring™ doorbell cameras and the mass adoption of that tech so you can't even leave a flaming bag of dog poop anymore, on anyones doorstep, without there being video evidence that can be submitted to cops.
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Just rub some shoe polish on your face and wear a gangsta bandana, they'll never call the cops to report the footage out of fear that they will imprison an innocent darkie.
 
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Retink said:
I was looking for the video of him murder fantasizing and this came up, boy does Ethan hate guns
What a disingenuous prick.
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Considering how much of an insufferable asshole this guy is, it wouldn't surprise me if he had some MovieBobesque rationale that the "enlightened" such as himself should be the only ones to own guns. Ethan is one of those cows I don't follow much precisely because even looking at his face just pisses me off, never liked this guy, never will. Fucker has the charisma of a piss puddle!

Qliphoth said:
If Ethan dies on his assault against the NRA, I call dibs on Hila's Jussy.
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By using "if" you're being too generous, with his lardass physique it would be surprising if he didn't get spotted and shot down by security before he even did anything lol!
 
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Australianbirdfruit said:
Such absolute units of soy larping as the masculine and accomplished men they desperately wish they could be. I'm sura Anisa's nether region is positively drenched whenever she welcomes her favourite cuck back from a hard and testosterone-laden day at the shooting range, thus setting the mood for allowing Ian to spectate her being rammed by Tyrone, whereas Ethan brandishing a strong and scary shotgun would surely remind Hila of better days, when she could murder palestinian children with abandon. Their posing with guns to compensate for being emasculated wimps will certainly frighten the Chuds™ into compliance.

It reminds me of teacher Dwayne Dixon, at the University of North Carolina – Chapel Hill. He's a member of an ANTIFA group known as “Redneck Revolt.” He bravely patrolled the streets of Charlottesville during the "Unite the Right Rally" of 2017:

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A frightening specimen indeed, though not for the reasons he himself would wish.
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Look at those hardcore communist guerrillas, I'm literally shitting myself right now.
 
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Haramburger said:
God I hate porch pirates, it's never happened to me but they ruined it for everybody by forcing the invention of Ring™ doorbell cameras and the mass adoption of that tech so you can't even leave a flaming bag of dog poop anymore, on anyones doorstep, without there being video evidence that can be submitted to cops.
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That's why you make a Minecraft mod where you can go to his Minecraft server, put on a Minecraft mask, and take a big ol' blocky Goatse shit Minecraft style...

In Minecraft.
 
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Serbian Peacekeepers said:
Part of me really hopes that this fucks ethan over, imagine this being the start of the rapid end with him getting legally raped by the feds, fined/jailed, his podcast being taken over by sam hyde , and hila outed for her awful actions in gaza
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It won't affect him in the slightest. Ethan is part of the class of internet denizen who is all but untouchable.
 
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I WOULD LOVE TO SEE H3H3 TRY TO EXIST IN THE LANDSCAPE TODAY, LIKE, THE TERRORIST THREATS HE WAS MAKING WOULD NEEEEVER FLY ON YOUTUBE TODAY
 
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RainwaterDrop said:
Considering how much of an insufferable asshole this guy is, it wouldn't surprise me if he had some MovieBobesque rationale that the "enlightened" such as himself should be the only ones to own guns. Ethan is one of those cows I don't follow much precisely because even looking at his face just pisses me off, never liked this guy, never will. Fucker has the charisma of a piss puddle!
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I'm becoming more and more convinced that all of the hard left people basically have that mentality and they're just operating under the assumption that reality is a ponzi scheme where as long as they get in early enough and support the thing they will be exempt from all the bullshit and make off with the loot at the expense of others who get rug pulled. Though like with most of these schemes the vast majority of them will be getting rug pulled when the time comes.
 
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Deathfromabove said:
Proof that Ethan never grew out of his edgy sense of humor if anyone needed it. All the crap about "maturing" from his anti-SJW content was always crap.
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Wait, H3H3 is one of those "I used to be a right-wing anti-SJW but now I'm a progressive" people? Why are there so many of these fucking grifters out there?

If you had a radical change of beliefs and genuinely came to think that everything you previously believed about the world was not only wrong, but morally abhorrent, then you should be fucking embarrassed and ashamed of yourself for fucking up so badly. You should be reflecting on how you could have been so catastrophically wrong, the last thing you should be doing is trying to speak with some kind of authority. But these people act as if this somehow gives them some kind of credibility, it's mind-boggling. If you're so suggestible that by your own admission you had to be "deradicalized from the alt-right", then why should anybody listen to you or trust what you have to say? You can't even trust yourself, you dumb fuck!
 
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Beautiful Border said:
Wait, H3H3 is one of those "I used to be a right-wing anti-SJW but now I'm a progressive" people? Why are there so many of these fucking grifters out there?

If you had a radical change of beliefs and genuinely came to think that everything you previously believed about the world was not only wrong, but morally abhorrent, then you should be fucking embarrassed and ashamed of yourself for fucking up so badly. You should be reflecting on how you could have been so catastrophically wrong, the last thing you should be doing is trying to speak with some kind of authority. But these people act as if this somehow gives them some kind of credibility, it's mind-boggling. If you're so suggestible that by your own admission you had to be "deradicalized from the alt-right", then why should anybody listen to you or trust what you have to say? You can't even trust yourself, you dumb fuck!
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He's gotta the follow the money, as well as his wife's handlers.
 
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Wait, H3H3 is one of those "I used to be a right-wing anti-SJW but now I'm a progressive" people? Why are there so many of these fucking grifters out there?

If you had a radical change of beliefs and genuinely came to think that everything you previously believed about the world was not only wrong, but morally abhorrent, then you should be fucking embarrassed and ashamed of yourself for fucking up so badly. You should be reflecting on how you could have been so catastrophically wrong, the last thing you should be doing is trying to speak with some kind of authority. But these people act as if this somehow gives them some kind of credibility, it's mind-boggling. If you're so suggestible that by your own admission you had to be "deradicalized from the alt-right", then why should anybody listen to you or trust what you have to say? You can't even trust yourself, you dumb fuck!
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You said it yourself. He's a grifter. There are so many of them because they follow the money. It's why he keeps getting "cancelled" by his own side, because he's roleplaying an opinion that isn't his own so he keeps slipping up, just like the whole James Charles thing.

The thing is, when you change side, you can't just be "left" now, you have to be FAR left. You have to hate the right wing now. You can't "understand" them at all even when you spoke with them and shared your beliefs with them six months ago, now you have to be genuinely shocked they exist and think they should all be murdered because how dare them even exist, who could imagine being like that?
 
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