Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Do wonder why he refuses to stream now though

He's admitted to why he's doing it. He's trying to defund the clip channels by purposefully providing them with nothing to clip.


He's also lazy. It's easier to do 5 minutes of "joke" videos and post them throughout the week, he receives the same amount of money for doing that without all the "work" of a livestream.
 
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"I know my fans miss me but I also don't give a fuck and, also, fuck you. Can you buy me a shirt so I can go down to CY and get a handle, faggot? Love you."

Never ceases to make me laugh.
Can’t wait for the Reddit faggots to buy this shit to get him to “stream”. God, if he wasn’t such an idiot, he could milk them for all they’re worth.
 
Can some cobros help me out? I'm trying to show someone Clint's message to the subreddit. Talking about raising him and he's doing the best he can everyday. I'm having trouble finding it, pls halp!
 
Here is the FB. Rest of them are pretty suspicious

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Anyone else think it's interesting that he says he will never date anyone under 21 over and over because he wouldn't be interested in someone that doesn't drink? Honestly it's pretty sad toobs.

It's also funny to me that he keeps criticizing the police for not raiding the school shooters house prior to the shooting. Obviously he doesn't understand that if the same logic were applied to him he would absolutely have his POS 'old betsy' ass shotgun requisitioned and that people like him who recieve SSDI benefits for mental disabilities would (in his ideal world) not be able to purchase firearms.
 
Anyone else think it's interesting that he says he will never date anyone under 21 over and over because he wouldn't be interested in someone that doesn't drink? Honestly it's pretty sad toobs.
drinking is one of the few things he spends his time and money on. he drinks whenever possible, so it only makes sense he'd want somebody who also drinks.
 
Lmfao does our boy think they won't just come back and start clipping again once he goes live?
 
Defund the clip channels?

Those guys probably make a few bucks a week. The people who watch are a dedicated fan-base but not going to put the creators into mansion or make them full-time tard documentarians.
He is a literal simpleton who attempted to sell a stick for $666, and was admittedly shocked when it didn't immediately get bought. He also once pissed away a thousand dollars in roughly one business week, and when asked about it, shrugged it off with a "I don't know how it happened, it just happens!". To say our sexy gothic bad boy doesn't quite "get" financial dealings is putting it mildly.
 
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The drought is over. Our King dropped an hour-long responce.

Cobra dropping 3-4 new shirts tomorrow with the "fuck sickos" messaging. Perfect.

"If you youtube poop this video you fuck... you... you're sicko..." LMFAO Love how he realized how he'd sound if he finished the statement mid sentence. Man, what happened recently that's made him so angsty about the clip channels? Yeah he always hated them but not going this far.
 
"If you youtube poop this video you fuck... you... you're sicko..." LMFAO Love how he realized how he'd sound if he finished the statement mid sentence. Man, what happened recently that's made him so angsty about the clip channels? Yeah he always hated them but not going this far.
I bet one of his discord handlers told him they make tons of money. In his retarded mind, he should be getting that money and they are stealing from him. As I said earlier, they don't make hardly any money considering the hours of boring shit they filter through.

I think it was the Tiktok assholes that really got him going down this route. He sees millions of views and imagines someone just cashing in while he wallows in poverty. I think the guy who posts them on Tiktok said he makes maybe a hundred or so a month of them, which is a fortune to a boglim.

Probably related to his sudden emergency need for $700 and someone pointing out those guys make money. I could see him getting extra pissy at that
 
I bet one of his discord handlers told him they make tons of money. In his retarded mind, he should be getting that money and they are stealing from him. As I said earlier, they don't make hardly any money considering the hours of boring shit they filter through.

I think it was the Tiktok assholes that really got him going down this route. He sees millions of views and imagines someone just cashing in while he wallows in poverty. I think the guy who posts them on Tiktok said he makes maybe a hundred or so a month of them, which is a fortune to a boglim.

Probably related to his sudden emergency need for $700 and someone pointing out those guys make money. I could see him getting extra pissy at that
He thinks he should be making at least 3400 dollars.
 
"They don't even have to see or smell me.." When talking about underage girls checking him out. Fucking an hour long video almost entirely about kids and sex. The voices in his head must be unrelenting with the pedo shit.

Never change, cobes.
This is going to sound weird, but I felt genuine disappointment when I heard the words "And they're with their mom".

Everything was going well and the regard was just being regarded, and then he had to say that shit.
 
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