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I find it funny that he claims he wants to be in Alexander's life but then makes every single attempt to not be with his daughter. Dudes a massive flaggot. People like him don't deserve kids.
š· Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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Don Draper turned into a hippie by the finale of Mad Men.
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Iām guessing Gunt never watched the show? Because in the show, Don Draper was a degenerate alcoholic and sex addict, a coward, an absent father, a totally selfish and completely self-absorbed piece of shit.
On second thought, Gunt and Don have at least a little bit in common. I guess Gunt was just born a foot too short, 200 lbs too heavy, and 40 years too late.
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I have a pair of older air max shoes, and I measured a height increase of a whopping 39mm or like 1.6 inches.
Rich for this guy to get towered over by some 5'7'' manlet and still call them a dwarf. Look at yourself in the mirror, Ethan. You're short. Very short, wear high heels next time.
But did you spend hours filling in DMCA complaints? Ralph sent 30 in one day! Five star days, a-logs!
Where are the timestamps? This is a gayop. Notice how precisely he cropped around the bottom speech bubble? The time was probably there. This never happened, stop writing fan fiction Ralphy. You wanted to escape from a-logs, leaving your stallion and your spawn defenceless, yet you've spent most of your cope holiday arguing with people on Twitter, and the rest spent feeding your meat curtain and filing DMCA takedown.
Cope cope cope
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He doesn't give a single shit about Xander. I don't understand how his "fans" could even believe he does. He hasn't given the kid a single penny, and despite claiming he would send money and gifts if they didn't get "trashed by malevolent people" he hasn't opened Xander a saving's account. It just baffles me that he has an unironic fan base, It really makes me wonder how retarded these people are to look up to ethan fucking ralph.
After he tried to seriously pass off the text from warski's sister as legitimate until he got caught being a retard, I wouldn't trust anything he posted unless it was concrete. Either a gayop or him texting himself with his google voice account.
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Nope, he, just like his Mexican stepfather Nicholas Fuentes are against gun rights. When Ralph had a SWAT called on him, he pointed at those black and intimidating looking metal objects and asked about the "AK", it was an American gun (M5). One would think he's living in Soviet Russia but he's too fat. He'd be hunted down for food there.
Edit: I didn't explain this properly. Basically after Russian AK-47 guns were pointed at him on the American soil, he went on verified bird account to whine about it being too easy to obtain firearms.
About the taxes, he wants his college tuition fees waived, basically a Bernie Bro. It's safe to assume he'd mooch off the taxpayer just like his dead mum.
I personally cannot find any distinctively right wing stance he has.
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I just want to remind everyone in this thread to NOT donate to Piggy in any way, including trolling him with TTS on the Killstream. It really isn't the own you think it is, especially because he'll just use your money to fuel his many vices.
Actually, now that I think about it you should donate to Ralph because if he makes enough money to fly to Madrid he'll almost certainly end up getting his ass kicked a third time for us to enjoy.
Actually, now that I think about it you should donate to Ralph because if he makes enough money to fly to Madrid he'll almost certainly end up getting his ass kicked a third time for us to enjoy.
Bepis
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I feel like it's only a matter of time until an a-log lies about where they live to incite a spite trip to some utter shithole like South Africa or Detroit.
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Since Ralph is the attack hog for AF he probably believes the same thing about daughters as Nick in that they are all future whores who are going to burn coal, have mix race bastards and "vote Blue no matter who". But a son though, a son is your legacy. When you die the son will carry on your name and legacy unlike a useless future whore daughter. You know that it just burns Ralph that Xander has Vickers last name and will carry on Vickers legacy. That is why he wants a third child really bad. To get that coveted son who will carry on the Ralphamale name and legacy. If he gets a second son he isn't going to give a shit about Xander anymore.
theyd laugh you the fuck out for marking eras of history with fucking tv references while ranting about being a real man at 5 foot 1 900 pounds too
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So isnāt Faith then the ultimate woman and mother for Ethan Ralph then? She is raising the baby, with her boyfriend, a thousand miles away from Ralph and he doesnāt do a damn thing. Faith really is a Ralphamaleās ideal baby mama.
Fatherhood was working out great when it was just Xander, now May has fucked everything up by wanting Ralph to be in the same house with one of his bastard children. Next thing you know she expect him to marry her or some other #trad cath bullshit.
Maybe if Pantsu did a better job and wasnāt such a pain in the ass Ralphamale wouldnāt have to take solo two week vacations to enjoy fatherhood.
Really Ralph even living in the same house with Pantsu and helping raise Rozy is being a big dumb cuck. Ralph needs to be a Ralph Chad like Ronnie and kick those dependents to the curb for interfering his Ralphamale lifestyle.
(Ralph must think Harry Morris is a huge dumb cuck since he had full custody of three kids)
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He just think Rekieta's the biggest cuck on the planet with 5 kids and formerly participating in foster programs
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I will pay any decently sized streamer to run this in the background for the entirety of their show. DM for details.
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I think we all got a W when Ethan decided to impregnate Matt's daughter. Amen.
Rei is shit
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"The hatred is my fuel for life" needs to be a random.txt
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"THEY'RE USING KIWIFARMS MEMES. SEE HOW SICK THEY ARE!!!"
How embarrassing.
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"Scared of stuffed birds and rattling corn".
As smug and self-fulfilling that response was, ole'Vicky sure knows how to sodomise the rage pig dry.
Ralph, you bought your son absolutely nothing. I'm absolutely sure the Vickers would appreciate a $100 Walmart gift card, that will also give you bragging rights, think about it. Vickers threatened to throw whatever you gave Xander away, and piss on your dead mum's portrait framed in the most expensive Chinese dorrah store piece of shit frame. How would you own them? Digital gift cards, what are they gonna do, not fucking use it? They'll look completely retarded, especially with all the baby food shortages and inflation going on.
Holy fuck, you can even write in an email, something along the lines of:
Vickers would look like a cunt for bashing your mum to the ground (not that she can burn beyond the depths of Hell) and all his retarded antics would make him look like a jerk.
But no, you're gonna cry about plushies. Grow the fuck up, this is so embarrassing.
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It's stunning how Nicky Rackets is better at literally everything than Ralph is. He's raising his large brood with his faithful wife in a large house he bought them while streaming to tens of thousands of people.
Meanwhile Ralph's only son doesn't even bear his name.
Meanwhile Ralph's only son doesn't even bear his name.
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Surely declaring that hatred for your childās family is your āfuel for lifeā will persuade a judge to give you unsupervised visitation, Gunty. Keep it up, genius!