Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

Chainsaw Juggler said:
He's barely walking even with the assistance of the table/railing in the first few seconds, and the camera doesn't follow him as well after the first few seconds, but the limp is there worse than ever once he clears the table. Actually crazy how quickly his ability to walk is degenerating. He stopped going to amusement parks for a few months and an easier trip like this is really a labor for him. I think he will be full time scooter-bound on trips like this very soon.
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I don't really like shitting on "fans" too much since, fuck it, like what you like but... how come all his fans are weird fucks too? The dude filming sounds in his late 30s and is like "Hahahahahahahhahaahh, sons of bitches, hahahahahahaha". He doesn't really have many fans left but they're all either man-children or total enablers. It's weird looking back over his charity scams and you honestly see people being 100% okay with what he does or his really blatant attempts to score any asspats, and they're more than happy to give him those ass pats.

He's surrounded himself with a creepy fanbase who are just like him. Lots of people who act like they're all such nice people, constantly going "You're such a good guy Boogie. Oh, it's okay Boogie, we forgive and love you. You're such a nice guy for wanting to donate less than one dollar per t-shirt sale. Most people wouldn't even do that, you're so nice." and then when Boogie shouts out a charity for them to donate to, or does a charity stream, fucking nothing. Nothing. Pewdiepie has an audience of fucking 14 year olds and can raise $140,000 in a single charity livestream. Boogie has an audience of kind people who just care so much and just want to help people... but when push comes to shove, fuck those people. An "estimated" amount of $3500 in hours.
 
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MoreCopeMoreRope said:
Poor boogie, despite allegedly being 5'10, he seemingly only runs into people who are all statistically above average height.
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It's a real shame Frank Hassle didn't show up there. No need for any weapons, just his visage would make the fat cunt flee in terror.

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Oh that right foot is gonna be gone for sure in the next year, he can barley walk.
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One can hope, but these fucks tend to recover fast (like onlyusemeblade). On a side note, I found out my twitter account is banned by fatty2988 despite having zero interaction with him. Interesting.
 
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MoreCopeMoreRope said:
Poor boogie, despite allegedly being 5'10, he seemingly only runs into people who are all statistically above average height.
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Where I live the average height is around 5'7 and um... Boogie sure does make 5'7 seem taller than it actually is because most people here don't look that noticeably short.

He's also wearing those thick ass shoes...
 
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KoolKalmKollected said:
and so which ring of Hell does the melon belong in for wanting to show off a memorial for murdered children for twitter dopamine?
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While the circle dedicated to greed seems apt, due to his offering to go being done to gain views and attention, I think the eighth circle (called the Malebolge) is more fitting. It has to do with all-manner of malice or fraud, which is perhaps Boogie's most prevalent sin due to it being present even before he started YouTube. This circle is characterized by ten pits set within it, with each punishing a different type of falsehood. The one most fitting to Boogie, I believe, is the tenth, which deals with falsifiers in particular. Of the types present, he is best identified with the Impostors. Here are excerpts from the 29th and 30th Cantos:

All the diseases in one moat were gathered,
Such was it here, and such a stench came from it
As from putrescent limbs is wont to issue.

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Than was it to behold through the dark valley
The spirits languishing in divers heaps.

This one on the belly, that upon the back
One of the other lay, and others crawling
Shifted themselves along the dismal road.

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As I beheld two shadows pale and naked,
Who, biting, in the manner ran along
That a boar does, when from the sty turned loose.

One to Cappochio came, and by the nape
Seized with its teeth his neck, so that in dragging
It made his belly grate the solid bottom.

In short, the general character of this pit is one of rampant disease and suffering, as men are driven mad and made to act as animals (likely because they pretended to be something besides what they were, in life). They spend their eternity languishing with scabs and cuts upon their flesh, forever scratching and forever without relief. Or running about, tearing each other to pieces. It is this that I think Boogie would be the most fit to receive, if one were to take Dante's descriptions as fact.
 
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thejackal said:
That was a classic boogie moment. The fucking company itself bitch slapped him down. Similar to his story of "Race Rudder" his child hood friend who died in Iraq -- it was a completely made up lie that was quickly disproved and memory holed by Booger.

As we enter memorial day weekend it's a great time to remind people of this classic, lowest of the low moment, where he made up a personal friendship with a fictionalized veteran for Internet clout and was called out. Sam and Tolki had an entire thread on it that really nailed the fuck but it's long gone now.
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You know, some people walk around claiming they are veterans or totally part of some elite military stuff just to get a few badass points but not our Steven, no. Our Steven claims to KNOW a badass military hero. He's one step above the stolen valor retards. Is this what we call stolen valor by proxy? Rolling On The Floor Laughing as we speak. Wild!
 
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You know, some people walk around claiming they are veterans or totally part of some elite military stuff just to get a few badass points but not our Steven, no. Our Steven claims to KNOW a badass military hero. He's one step above the stolen valor retards. Is this what we call stolen valor by proxy? Rolling On The Floor Laughing as we speak. Wild!
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Boogie actually collaborated with a Marine for one video.
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Edit: Frank Hassle "before I leave can you thank me for my service?"
 
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Chainsaw Juggler said:
He's barely walking even with the assistance of the table/railing in the first few seconds, and the camera doesn't follow him as well after the first few seconds, but the limp is there worse than ever once he clears the table. Actually crazy how quickly his ability to walk is degenerating. He stopped going to amusement parks for a few months and an easier trip like this is really a labor for him. I think he will be full time scooter-bound on trips like this very soon.

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Honestly this is sad to watch. I'd want to tell him to take better care of his health and lose the weight but why bother? We all know he won't listen to any help. He hasn't done so for over a decade.

Imagine loosing a leg because of a fragile ego? It's sad.
 
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Millie Bobby Brown said:
Honestly this is sad to watch. I'd want to tell him to take better care of his health and lose the weight but why bother? We all know he won't listen to any help. He hasn't done so for over a decade.

Imagine loosing a leg because of a fragile ego? It's sad.
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if you voiced this concern to him he'd tell you to go fuck yourself and mind your own business, those are literally his own words to concerned fans. and if he didn't say it in such a direct way, he'd put it in a passive aggressive manner. "Not sure why you're so worried about my health, me and the doctor think I've been doing just fine. I don't care to live much longer anyway. Wild to me that so many people obsess over the weight of an irrelevant old man like me. Still love ya tho." so you're right, it's not worth it. it hasn't been for years, he's been given as much support for his situation as possible and squandered it.

boogie supposedly wants to die, he's said it himself many times, so just let him. the thing i've always found weird about boogie going on about his death wish though is that he lashes out at his fans who don't want him to die... like, FUCK YOU for supporting me and showing concern! just let me be miserable and die that way!!! yet at the same time, for someone who wants to die and is such a nihilist, he seems to really get emotional over things as little as someone criticizing him on twitter. if you really craved death and didn't care about life anymore, and you're such a nihilist, wouldn't you just be numb to things like words on twitter? i don't think he even truly wants to die, he's too much of a narc... he's just using that as an excuse for his shitty eating habits and other destructive behaviors.
 
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KoolKalmKollected said:
if you voiced this concern to him he'd tell you to go fuck yourself and mind your own business, those are literally his own words to concerned fans. and if he didn't say it in such a direct way, he'd put it in a passive aggressive manner. "Not sure why you're so worried about my health, me and the doctor think I've been doing just fine. I don't care to live much longer anyway. Wild to me that so many people obsess over the weight of an irrelevant old man like me. Still love ya tho." so you're right, it's not worth it. it hasn't been for years, he's been given as much support for his situation as possible and squandered it.

boogie supposedly wants to die, he's said it himself many times, so just let him. the thing i've always found weird about boogie going on about his death wish though is that he lashes out at his fans who don't want him to die... like, FUCK YOU for supporting me and showing concern! just let me be miserable and die that way!!! yet at the same time, for someone who wants to die and is such a nihilist, he seems to really get emotional over things as little as someone criticizing him on twitter. if you really craved death and didn't care about life anymore, and you're such a nihilist, wouldn't you just be numb to things like words on twitter? i don't think he even truly wants to die, he's too much of a narc... he's just using that as an excuse for his shitty eating habits and other destructive behaviors.
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I think death doesn't really enter his mind, generally. He's fully aware his habits will shorten his lifespan and cause all sorts of problems, but he prefers stuffing his face as he's done for years. As such helps bring him comfort and provides a worthwhile distraction from other lingering issues. In all likelihood, he'll have passing thoughts on the subject as well as moments where he'll gain sympathy from his remaining fans by claiming he's not afraid. At least until he loses his legs or becomes bed-ridden from his body slowly weakening. Just imagine that. Your online engagement dwindling, your online income diminishing, your real-life interaction practically non-existent. The future for Boogie isn't a bright one, and that's what should scare him. But it won't. Yet.
 
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Chainsaw Juggler said:
He's barely walking even with the assistance of the table/railing in the first few seconds, and the camera doesn't follow him as well after the first few seconds, but the limp is there worse than ever once he clears the table. Actually crazy how quickly his ability to walk is degenerating. He stopped going to amusement parks for a few months and an easier trip like this is really a labor for him. I think he will be full time scooter-bound on trips like this very soon.

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For the first few decades of their lives, fat people don't take any warnings seriously, because their bodies still work more or less fine. Boogie's now in the period where it's too late. Things are breaking down irreparably. He's going to take more and more injuries that he never properly heals from, where even losing 300 lbs won't bring his pulverized knees and hips back. Like his fan base and relationships, his joints are quitting due to years of abuse, and they're never coming back, even if he miraculously changes.
 
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