DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[CT 05]

Planet Jeff or icedcoffee could buy and visit Phil's house to set up a completely top spec computer and streaming setup, and the gout would boot up Vanilla Skyrim 49 on the Playstation.

 

[Mr. Brown]

I can't find the link to the google doc with Phil's tips. Is he actually making less money or has his mobile game spending just increased?

 

[Sup3r]

Phil's recent unhinged rant on reddit and his tractors really does show how unhinged and bitter he is, especially over the fact Reddit is making fun of him. And of course he presents the demand of telling the detractors, illegal restreamers committing a crime, redditors, and internet shitheads to stop harassing him for two weeks. I thought you didn't pay attention to all the negative toxic hateful troll shit Phil? I thought it rain off you like water off a raincoat (Paraphrasing here, this is Howard Stern humor dood!)


The autistic clapping gets me, if there is any proof he is a gacha addict this is it.

The funniest part of his "demand" is that he tries this without ever thinking of giving up some ground of his own. What reason do his detractors have to give him a chance when all he's ever done is finding new ways to take the piss. Imagine how much good will he could generate if he was just willing to have a civilized talk with a more reasonable detractor, instead of relying on "interviews" with people who know fuck all about him, using prescreened questions to avoid touching any bad nerves. Hell just showing us evidence that we're wrong about something like champions would do more to garner some form of respect from some of us. As usual all he wants to do take without any form of giving.

Build wind back up.... yeah like fuck he is walking 30 minutes a day and who fucking says I'm building my wind back up.

What's more pathetic is that it's only 30 minutes a day and people are supposed to be impressed. It's yet another unintended admission of how fucked his health is if he's struggling after half an hour of just walking.

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Time -3 for his local time.

And this story just makes no fucking sense yet again. How can you have no idea who it is, you've thrown hissy fits over people in your own chat tipping in ways you don't like and yet you're accepting tips from a complete stranger as though there's nothing suspicious about that. Plus if it's a verified account, what you demanded from people in the past and even tried to convince them to break PayPal's TOS to get, you can see all their personal information. That's not even including the possibility of having talked to this ghost through email. There is no fucking way you don't know anything about him after all the "chargebacks" you've claimed to have had.

Could be, didn't he have a whole stack of apple itunes gift cards that he got given to him at some point and then one day he immediately used all of them up in some game? He said this in one of his stories, so he's no stranger to using them for purchases it seems.

His story was that he had gotten them as presents and that he decided to use them when he was about to play what I believe was hearthstone to get cards to play with.

We know from the bank leaks that he was making constant transactions from the itunes store, so that ties it directly into the champions spending. I wouldn't rule out him buying gift cards as well, but if he's doing it we know it's not the only thing that's fuelling his gacha/gambling addiction.

Yeah, without access to his receipts for his shopping trips, we have no real way of knowing if he's buying any unless someone were to stalk him all day on his day off. There no way to confirm either way. Then again he's bad enough without the use of gift cards.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I'd say that the gacha, DoorDash and Total Wine are just the three things that are currently the most front-facing when it comes to his spending addiction. That's why I also don't think that his gambling addiction is his "main" addiction but just a symptom of his spending addiction. Like how @Funko Pops NFT collector said he would often by mistake buy movies that he already owned. He doesn't even care about consooming at the end of the day, just hoarding and spending. All the things you've mentioned like the vidya artwork, statues and collector's editions he bought just so that it could take up space in his khando and so that money wouldn't burn a hole in his pocket, he didn't really give a shit if the gamer statue he bought was from a game he liked or even played.

Back when he did khando tours people would also spot the overpriced gizmos and knickknacks he would buy that he didn't need. The Guy just loves spending every single cent he gets and he's been that way for decades.

Just wanted to use this as a jumping off point. I think part of why Phil is addicted to gacha's is because he's obsessed with the idea of owning things because in his mind owning things = progress. And we all know how much Phil loves progress. It isn't about whether or not they have any inherent value. Look at how excited he was getting with the Pacman gacha. Unless I'm mistaken, which may be possible because my knowledge is limited to 40 seconds of one clip and what other people posted, but all the pulls are purely cosmetic. Not even skins, it's to decorate your room/arcade, right? But look how happy he is with the pulls. He loves the fact that he's getting stuff, even if the stuff has no real meaning or use.

Phil's statues are basically the same thing. He lets them sit in storage and treats them like crap. I don't think it's a stretch to say Phil just bought movies and never watched them. Hell, even the way Phil treats food is kinda evident of this. He'll order a bunch of food, but instead of storing the leftovers like reasonable people would do, he throws it away. Assuming he isn't lying about buying groceries, he does the same thing. He'll buy a bunch of stuff, apparently cut up his vegetables, then store them. Does anyone cook with them? Rarely, if ever, we've seen how much Phil spends on Door Dash/eating out. That means the food gets tossed. And yet, it doesn't stop Phil from doing the same thing on his next day off.

Doesn't he famously have an expensive coffee maker despite not drinking coffee?

 

[Prophet Gaming]

If Phil was really desparate for cash, sell the condo.

17505 110th Lane SE #30, Renton, WA 98055 - 3 beds/2.5 baths

(NWMLS) 3 beds, 2.5 baths, 1610 sq. ft. townhouse located at 17505 110th Lane SE #30, Renton, WA 98055 sold for $265,000 on May 22, 2014. MLS# 597864. Private, spacious and meticulously maintained town-hom...

www.redfin.com

May 2014 - $226000 for the condo.
June 2022 - $650000 appreciation.

He could make tons of money buy selling the condo and getting something more affordable. The condo has appreciated $400K in 8 years. Fucking sell it...

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

If Phil was really desparate for cash, sell the condo.

17505 110th Lane SE #30, Renton, WA 98055 - 3 beds/2.5 baths

(NWMLS) 3 beds, 2.5 baths, 1610 sq. ft. townhouse located at 17505 110th Lane SE #30, Renton, WA 98055 sold for $265,000 on May 22, 2014. MLS# 597864. Private, spacious and meticulously maintained town-hom...

www.redfin.com

May 2014 - $226000 for the condo.
June 2022 - $650000 appreciation.

He could make tons of money buy selling the condo and getting something more affordable. The condo has appreciated $400K in 8 years. Fucking sell it...

D00d, that's way too much work! Phil doesn't have the time to spend on the cahndo. He's too busy playing games and having the best life ever!

Oh what, you want him to use a real estate agent? You fucking morahn! They take too much money! No way he'd get someone else to do that and take a chunk after the sale.

 

[Balr0g]

If Phil was really desparate for cash, sell the condo.

17505 110th Lane SE #30, Renton, WA 98055 - 3 beds/2.5 baths

(NWMLS) 3 beds, 2.5 baths, 1610 sq. ft. townhouse located at 17505 110th Lane SE #30, Renton, WA 98055 sold for $265,000 on May 22, 2014. MLS# 597864. Private, spacious and meticulously maintained town-hom...

www.redfin.com

May 2014 - $226000 for the condo.
June 2022 - $650000 appreciation.

He could make tons of money buy selling the condo and getting something more affordable. The condo has appreciated $400K in 8 years. Fucking sell it...

He on't because it's his biggest achievement. I bet he thinks that selling it means the trolls have won. Plus he wouldn't see much from the selling as he still has the mortgage debt hanging over his head. And last but not least I think if someone comes to inspect the house he / she will keel over from the stench (if Phil's stories about how he treats the accumulated trash are true)

 

[NursezillaX]

"I'm pissy because I'm having a good time with the game! Makes me pissy!" [babyrage sounds] "Ack ack ack!"

He thinks he's being cute with this shit, like he's a comedian or something. Actually disgusting.
Joking about hating having to interrupt the game and beg because enough people didn't give him money of their own accord. He's pissy because you didn't give him what he wants. Give him what he wants NOW.

Well, damn, Phil. I mean, if it makes you so pissy having to stop everything in order to turn on the whale signal, maybe you could just be happy with what money you've gotten so far and continue 'having fun with the game'.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Although I can’t think of anything off the top of my head I know for a fact that he’s said stuff that is somehow far, far dumber than tbis

The GPU saga stands out because it's 100% a lie, but most people don't use GPUs today so it won't resonate.

 

[DownwardFowl]

“We’re having FUN.ENGAGEMENT.RIGHT?”

 

[Lazycunt]

Phill pointing out all the things of uncharted that he liked was when we wasn't in control and old game has aged..... uncharted is a retro game and pacman is a new interesting game, unique, fresh, different, enjoyable and fun game.
He also called it like a sim lite ...because you can decorate a fake room and has gacha.

Why is he pushing this game so hard?
Is it because he can browse the menu and decorate and claim its still game play
How much actual game time did he put in?

Phil if you actually find this game enjoyable, it means that you are more fucking retarded than derich, I mean you fucking must be "my graphics card is dead"
Phil it's like saying my engine is dead as your driving down the highway....oh I forgot you don't drive you giant faggo

I have been playing catch up with some streams and what the fuck is going on?
Mental break ? If he actually had a mental break on stream it would be hilarious but it would also humanise him and I don't do that because I hate the cunt.


IF YOU READ THIS PHIL, EAT SHIT AND DIE
maybe stop being such a snobby fuckkng ungrateful cunt and have a moment of self reflection, if you actually gave a shit about money and success you would put in some fucking effort.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

If Phil was really desparate for cash, sell the condo.

17505 110th Lane SE #30, Renton, WA 98055 - 3 beds/2.5 baths

(NWMLS) 3 beds, 2.5 baths, 1610 sq. ft. townhouse located at 17505 110th Lane SE #30, Renton, WA 98055 sold for $265,000 on May 22, 2014. MLS# 597864. Private, spacious and meticulously maintained town-hom...

www.redfin.com

May 2014 - $226000 for the condo.
June 2022 - $650000 appreciation.

He could make tons of money buy selling the condo and getting something more affordable. The condo has appreciated $400K in 8 years. Fucking sell it...

Minor correction, Phil bought it for 265k. Economics. Surely this is sustainable.

Plus he wouldn't see much from the selling as he still has the mortgage debt hanging over his head.

He stands to gain over 400k. 385k from appreciation + equity earned from paying his mortgage for almost 10 years - realtor fees - cost of getting the house ready for sale. He'll walk away with over 400k in cash. But the Wakahndo is his crowning achievement in life so he's not selling unless the whale bux dry up and he's forced to make changes.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

If Phil was really desparate for cash, sell the condo.

17505 110th Lane SE #30, Renton, WA 98055 - 3 beds/2.5 baths

(NWMLS) 3 beds, 2.5 baths, 1610 sq. ft. townhouse located at 17505 110th Lane SE #30, Renton, WA 98055 sold for $265,000 on May 22, 2014. MLS# 597864. Private, spacious and meticulously maintained town-hom...

www.redfin.com

May 2014 - $226000 for the condo.
June 2022 - $650000 appreciation.

He could make tons of money buy selling the condo and getting something more affordable. The condo has appreciated $400K in 8 years. Fucking sell it...

Alternatively he could just send out beg tweets and get his daily tribute and keep the khando, sound good?

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

equity earned from paying his mortgage for almost 10 years

doesnt he still owe like 200k+ on it?

also imagine your crowning achievement in your mature adult life being a glorified apartment where you share walls with people on both sides

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

doesnt he still owe like 200k+ on it?

also imagine your crowning achievement in your mature adult life being a glorified apartment where you share walls with people on both sides

Even if Dave owes 225k if he could sell for 650k that's 425k in cash. Let's say 25k for realtor commission and professional cleaning of the condo + Minor repairs. Still 400k in his pocket. Enough for a nice sfh in a LCoL area + moving expenses + lost income from time spent moving. Now he has no mortgage and can better live within his means. Just kidding, he'll increase his gacha and door dash spending to compensate. There's no helping this guy.

 

[Mr. Brown]

If Phil was really desparate for cash, sell the condo.

17505 110th Lane SE #30, Renton, WA 98055 - 3 beds/2.5 baths

(NWMLS) 3 beds, 2.5 baths, 1610 sq. ft. townhouse located at 17505 110th Lane SE #30, Renton, WA 98055 sold for $265,000 on May 22, 2014. MLS# 597864. Private, spacious and meticulously maintained town-hom...

www.redfin.com

May 2014 - $226000 for the condo.
June 2022 - $650000 appreciation.

He could make tons of money buy selling the condo and getting something more affordable. The condo has appreciated $400K in 8 years. Fucking sell it...

Think of how many pulls he will have with the profit!

 

[Iron Hamster]

"He just tips around the same time every day"
Well, thanks to Phil for confirming that he willfully sits on 1MM's tips and that any time he hasn't added it, he's been hiding it.

Let's see if Mr. Honesty starts his streams with $25/$50 now.

"I'm pissy because I'm having a good time with the game! Makes me pissy!" [babyrage sounds] "Ack ack ack!"

He thinks he's being cute with this shit, like he's a comedian or something. Actually disgusting.
Joking about hating having to interrupt the game and beg because enough people didn't give him money of their own accord. He's pissy because you didn't give him what he wants. Give him what he wants NOW.

Get a fucking job you 40 year old leech on society.

Looks like you'll be doing it for the rest of your life trashheap.

Saw this today. Looks like Phil is already deep into preparing his lies and deboonking for all the shade John and Howard threw in their video

Again, all he has to do is ask them for the original.

He on't because it's his biggest achievement. I bet he thinks that selling it means the trolls have won. Plus he wouldn't see much from the selling as he still has the mortgage debt hanging over his head. And last but not least I think if someone comes to inspect the house he / she will keel over from the stench (if Phil's stories about how he treats the accumulated trash are true)

It's not an achievement if he doesn't own it............which he doesn't

Well, damn, Phil. I mean, if it makes you so pissy having to stop everything in order to turn on the whale signal, maybe you could just be happy with what money you've gotten so far and continue 'having fun with game'.

No one stopped him from doing it on break like he was.

 

[Freshtodeath]

He doesn't even buy collectibles that will appreciate in value like funko pops or things like that. He just buys the dumbest shit that nobody would ever pay for. He also takes all his collectibles out of box and plays with them cause several of his statues were broken. IDK how else they would have broken. It's also weird how he loves going to target/fred meyer and buying physical copies of blue rays but for years he has refused to go in gamestop. He could return his games and get money back if he did it that way.

 

[Cardef1121]

If Phil was really desparate for cash, sell the condo.

17505 110th Lane SE #30, Renton, WA 98055 - 3 beds/2.5 baths

(NWMLS) 3 beds, 2.5 baths, 1610 sq. ft. townhouse located at 17505 110th Lane SE #30, Renton, WA 98055 sold for $265,000 on May 22, 2014. MLS# 597864. Private, spacious and meticulously maintained town-hom...

www.redfin.com

May 2014 - $226000 for the condo.
June 2022 - $650000 appreciation.

He could make tons of money buy selling the condo and getting something more affordable. The condo has appreciated $400K in 8 years. Fucking sell it...

For once I'm going to agree with Nigel: Stop giving DSP good ideas-- He needs to wait a little while; for the housing market to crash before selling. Fortunately, that is well within his normal behavior pattern and on the path he is currently on.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

I don't think it's a stretch to say Phil just bought movies and never watched them.

It's worse, he said he had multiple copies of several movies because he forgot he owned them, saw them in the shop, and bought them again.