Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

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  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,180 96.1%
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Ethan has always been a two-faced faggot with no values. The difference between then and now is back then, he didn't take himself seriously at all. He was funny because all he did was shit on people that were really easy to shit on and he said exactly what we were all thinking in the most animated and ridiculous ways. His content was much higher effort and probably peaked in quality when he was making parodies of different stereotypes like YouTube pranksters and vapers. (SLAAAAAAAAMMIN!)

When that dried up, Ethan began to view himself as a social force of nature and spent all of his time getting caught up in vapid YouTuber drama that had no bearing on anything ever. He went from making bad jokes to getting legitimately emotional over shit that has nothing to do with him. Once he got into the drama and spent entire 20 minutes videos ranting and raging about one individual with no comedy whatsoever, that's when he realised the one thing he enjoys most of all - the reason he did any of this - is the sound of his own voice. I listened to the H3 podcast a few times for the same reasons I listened to Joe Rogan a few times: he had some really interesting guests.

It's too bad Ethan is too fucking unintelligent and chasm-brained to develop meaningful conversations and always has to drop back to politics or maymays. His podcasts play out like when you'd have a friend over as a child and you'd just spend the entire time pointing at random shit and talking about it and playing with it. You could put two 12 year olds on that podcast talking to each other and you'd find the same results.

I think Ethan is unhinged enough to do something stupid. He won't do it right now because he's got a family and a following to care for, but if that slips out from under him he is the exact type to carry out a retarded plan. He's a textbook Borderline individual all the way from the lack of sense of self to the reactive and irrational responses.
 
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440088 said:
What a foolish thing to say. Everybody knows that Ethan Klein isn’t going to bomb the NRA. If he was sitting in the living room of his house ranting to some friends then this statement would be edgy but otherwise okay. It’s the fact that his podcast is (if I remember correctly) his podcast is in like top 20 most listened podcast in the USA and has 3 million subs on YouTube. You don’t say that shit on platforms that big. You just don’t. Like, dude you never know what fucking lunatic is listening. Kids being mowed down really fucks with the most sane of us. You take some lunatic listening to your podcast (that reaches thousands and thousands of people) and have them emotionally charged up and say “ITS THE NRAs FAULT! Somebody should bomb them!” - I’m not normally dramatic. But bro you really could accidentally convince somebody that bombing the NRA would save kids or something. Just fucking stupid. I’ve defended Ethan in this thread a couple of times. Cause normally I do like his podcast. (Yeah, roll your eyes) but I probably won’t support him anymore after this or listen to his podcast anymore. Ethan should get shit for this. God forbid an unstable crazy person listens to his podcast and gets it in his head that bombing the NRA and all his other points hypes some crazy man up to do something awful to “save kids”.

There are healthy productive ways to argue your points and push gun control. With meaningful discussion. But this anit it. That kinda shit he’s doing just gonna encourage a schizo to do something crazy.
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Honestly I want this to be Ethan's Shadilay Strangler. So it would give Right Wingers a reason to act and it would throw a lot of shade to Lefties that they cannot shake off.

Fuck,a glow op would be nice.
 
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RurkerHivemind said:
Honestly I want this to be Ethan's Shadilay Strangler. So it would give Right Wingers a reason to act and it would throw a lot of shade to Lefties that they cannot shake off.

Fuck,a glow op would be nice.
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Fuck a glow op. Put Ethan on blast and let everyone know that the Left is openly calling for acts of terror and it's being allowed. No one else needs to die.
 
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Pyrus said:
it’s going to be really funny to see their reactions when republicans win the midterms.
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Imagine believing that you can vote your way out of this.

Anyway, My Prediction:
Ethan will get a slap on the hand 3-5 day suspension, strike, whatever.

He is Susan's best bitch, and her fellow tribesman. No way ANYTHING of substance will happen.
 
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Retink said:
I'm a little confused about this fundraiser, is it it's own thing or is it the Compassion fund
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The National Compassion Fund:
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Clicking the transparent way leads to this:
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Following to the Victims of Crime Site their leadership team is:

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They talk a lot about transparency but their website doesn't offer much in that way so far. I can't seem to find anything that actually explains where the money went besides vague allusions in their past fund distributions. I get they don't want to dox victims but it's just "collected X, paid out X to Y victims" and some really short and generic press release/protocol statements. I don't understand how this is transparent, and they mention a third part auditing firm checks their numbers but Arthur Anderson was a third party checking Enron's numbers too. I'm not saying they're a fraud, it's just that there's not much transparency there, with a whole lot of shells.

GoFundMe also doesn't make things easy in terms of seeing all donators.
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This fucking rabbit hole goes deeper. Doesn't this mean they could theoretically shift away almost all the money from the victims' families to March For Our Lives and no one would say anything?
 
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6MillionCoofs said:
Republicans thought they were going to win the last midterms too…

And then the General…

So i expect Leftist to take a moment to process they’ve actually won…before fucking Republicans into the dirt.
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No matter how bad things get under Democrats, idiots will still vote for Democrats thinking they didn't go far enough to work.
 
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HeyYou said:
Holy shit his handwriting is awful. It look like a kindergartner's. Maybe that explains why he's such a manchild.
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This is the average person's skill with writing on a desktop with MSPaint and the free draw tool. Although MSPaint also has a text tool, but that looks less slapdash for the exaggerated "rushed addendum by a retard" joke he was going for. Almost nobody uses a stylus on a touchscreen, which is kind of crazy for our society.
 
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I glow in the dark said:
This fucking rabbit hole goes deeper. Doesn't this mean they could theoretically shift away almost all the money from the victims' families to March For Our Lives and no one would say anything?
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Who knows, they say it specifically goes to victims and any funds for administration and such is donated by corporations to them separately. The problem is it's not at all clear how the money is distributed beyond "we gave X to Y people" both of which are just the total sum. They also mention funds are given not based on loss but suffering, which is weird in itself.
 
Clockwork_PurBle said:
He probably pulled the "Texas's best institutions are prisons" out of his ass but what's worse is that it's probably not inaccurate.

For some people prison is the only place where they will be in a controlled environment, made to take their meds consistently, and get some form of consistent basic medical care. This is, of course, because we decided that asylums were big bad and it's much better to let the crazies rum amok. I wonder what political spectrum decided this?
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Both sides of the spectrum are equally guilty of shuttering the asylums. Lefties hated them because they were considered nightmarish hellholes, righties hated them because it was another government program they didn't want to fund.
 
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