Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[MightyMorphin'Willbender]

Wait how does Mrs. equate to a breeding kink? If she was talking about her kids I could kind of see the joke they're making, dumb as it would be, but this just makes no sense?

They are being cheeky about the fact that entertaining their gender shenaningans (i.e. "correctly" gendering) is being considered perversion/kink by them bigots. Therefore twisting demanding people use your marriage honorifics to mean marriage is a breeding kink.

 

[Habbiegedah]

Spoiler: NSFL ftm body horror

I don't have a witty comment for this, just agony

 

[lamp shade]

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So they asked the question but people aren’t allowed to answer it?

 

[DavidS877]

So they asked the question but people aren’t allowed to answer it?

If they wanted actual answers they wouldn't have asked in a 100% troon friendly subreddit.

Admittedly all the "wrong" answers would still be deleted on any subreddit.

 

[ThatsaBigBitch]

"I'm jealous of cis women"
"I have to pay for clothes a place to live"

Brah, cis women have to pay for clothes. Cis women have to pay rent. So do cis men.

Does this guy think that women don't have to pay for anything ever? I know they think women live on easy mode, but come on.

I’d like to play devil’s advocate and say that hemay know women buy clithes but he assumes that all women got the bulk of their girlclothes during childhood or even at birth. This is even stupider tho because it basically insinuates that women never gain or lose weight, lose clothing items, never stain or rip anything nor change styles with time. Like basically women are NPCs with a limited wardrobe that was gifted to us at birth to this guy.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

I’d like to play devil’s advocate and say that hemay know women buy clithes but he assumes that all women got the bulk of their girlclothes during childhood or even at birth. This is even stupider tho because it basically insinuates that women never gain or lose weight, lose clothing items, never stain or rip anything nor change styles with time. Like basically women are NPCs with a limited wardrobe that was gifted to us at birth to this guy.

That's just an insane idea. Hilarious too. Imagine if it were true. We'd all look like the fashion of the decade we were born in. I was born in the 70s. 'Nough said.

That's the funniest thing I've read today. I needed that laugh, thank you.

 

[DancesWithLeto]

Is it just me or has anyone else noticed that since well known comedians have been mocking them troons are anxious to show off their amateur comedy hour spots? I know other people have pointed out they are like 'haha we like a joke' but their attempts at comedy make me almost prefer the non stop 41% threats. That underdeveloped teenage ego really is showing.

Being funny is about being able to see the comedy in multiple scenarios. That's why comedians get paid by Netflix and you beg on GFM.

 

[DoubleD]

Is it just me or has anyone else noticed that since well known comedians have been mocking them troons are anxious to show off their amateur comedy hour spots? I know other people have pointed out they are like 'haha we like a joke' but their attempts at comedy make me almost prefer the non stop 41% threats.

Yes.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Is it just me or has anyone else noticed that since well known comedians have been mocking them troons are anxious to show off their amateur comedy hour spots? I know other people have pointed out they are like 'haha we like a joke' but their attempts at comedy make me almost prefer the non stop 41% threats. That underdeveloped teenage ego really is showing.

Being funny is about being able to see the comedy in multiple scenarios. That's why comedians get paid by Netflix and you beg on GFM.

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Yes. But this guy is right too. Izzard is hilarious. He's also the only example of trannies being funny.

Except for funny looking. All of them are that.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

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Yes.

Even when not on the spot they can't come up with anything better than "I left my fake dick in a totally random place XD!!!!!" I guess we should be happy trans women aren't joking about their periods(yet)?

 

[Agarathium1066]

Yes. But this guy is right too. Izzard is hilarious. He's also the only example of trannies being funny.

Except for funny looking. All of them are that.

Is Izzard actually a tranny? I thought he was a crossdresser and didn't put his political takes into it. If he is then wow what a unicorn.

 

[DancesWithLeto]

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Yes.

For the first time ever on the Farms I sat staring at the reactions with no idea which one was most appropriate.

Yes. But this guy is right too. Izzard is hilarious. He's also the only example of trannies being funny.

Except for funny looking. All of them are that.

Oh I do find Izzard funny. Although I think he will probably lose that humor if he sinks further into it, you can either be a troon or funny, choose your fighter. That irreverence he had won't go over well but then he has the tranny shield so maybe? There's a part of me that would still think well why can he say it when other people get hell for far less? There were a few other takes I saw throughout the week but I didn't grab them at the time, I just saw him trending, this popped up and it put the thought back into my brain. Troon comedy hour is bad though

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Is Izzard actually a tranny? I thought he was a crossdresser and didn't put his political takes into it. If he is then wow what a unicorn.

Yes. He came out last year as trans. He made the front page of one of the papers when it happened. A woman's issue in the same paper received a much small billing on the same page. I can't even remember what it was, but terf Twitter was unimpressed.

Is he even doing shows anymore? I wonder how his post-tranny stuff is doing if he is.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

I’d like to play devil’s advocate and say that hemay know women buy clithes but he assumes that all women got the bulk of their girlclothes during childhood or even at birth. This is even stupider tho because it basically insinuates that women never gain or lose weight, lose clothing items, never stain or rip anything nor change styles with time. Like basically women are NPCs with a limited wardrobe that was gifted to us at birth to this guy.

Hold on, you didn't know women have access to the Girldrobe? You never wondered what the girls were being taught in sex ed? That if you pull each ponytail twice you enter a liminal space filled with girly shit like clothes that fit and jeans that stretch?
Imagine being on the kiwi farms an entire year and not knowing that. Pad Gardner fucking died to bring us that information. And one day the trannies will get past the vaporization grids and auto turrets and by god we'll finally get our wives shoes back where they belong. And the man cave back open. One day.

 

[Acceptable]

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Yes.

What’s REALLY funny here is that this person is completely missing the part of the joke where they said “he” instead of she for the first part of the joke.

Surly that must be a life ruining misgender moment but what do I know

Original joke

 

[T0oCoolFool]

I know reddit sucks ass, but it still pisses me off that troons invade literally every damn subreddit, especially any female dominated subreddit. Over on /r/Sewing , this balding male shows off a very basic dress he sewed:



If a real woman posted this, it wouldn't get any upvotes. The post isn't even an hour old and it already has like 30 comments telling him how awesome it is. All because a perverted man with a fetish made it.

 

[DancesWithLeto]

I know reddit sucks ass, but it still pisses me off that troons invade literally every damn subreddit, especially any female dominated subreddit. Over on /r/Sewing , this balding male shows off a very basic dress he sewed:

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If a real woman posted this, it wouldn't get any upvotes. The post isn't even an hour old and it already has like 30 comments telling him how awesome it is. All because a perverted man with a fetish made it.

That's really shit. I am being more judgemental because it's a troon but that's because the rest of the world lovebombs them and they need to know. The only positive is that he isn't dressing like a teenage girl (but instead is dressing like his mother). Age appropriate yes but still creepy. I had a look at the sub - it isn't the kind of thing that would interest me but a lot of the women on there have outstanding levels of talent. Those kinds of subs are really good for encouraging people new to hobbies and usually I wouldn't want to discourage people.

Spoiler: sperge

A lot of my hobbies are "tomboyish" and I hate the fact troons invade everything that I actually like and enjoy. However I did discover a new hobby that is far too 'masculine' for them (not saying what it is because if they find out lesbos like it they'll get into it and piss all over that too) that so far is unspoiled by trannies and a very good skill to have. Also, fun

 

[Miss Misery]

I love how the troons think that Playboy joke is SUPER HILARIOUS rather than misogynistic lulz about the wage gap.

Congrats for still having a male brain; YWNBAW.

 

[ScooterL]

Is Izzard actually a tranny? I thought he was a crossdresser and didn't put his political takes into it. If he is then wow what a unicorn.

He claims so. Some say he's trooned out to the point of implants, I reckon he's a wankblind transvestite with toilet paper stuffed into a wonderbra.

Whichever the case, he's a man, who likes to pretend to be woman.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

I know reddit sucks ass, but it still pisses me off that troons invade literally every damn subreddit, especially any female dominated subreddit. Over on /r/Sewing , this balding male shows off a very basic dress he sewed:

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If a real woman posted this, it wouldn't get any upvotes. The post isn't even an hour old and it already has like 30 comments telling him how awesome it is. All because a perverted man with a fetish made it.

The dress is very simple. Nobody would care if a man sewed a dress for himself years ago. But nowadays it's a stunning and brave womxn sewing a feminine dress for her madamself