Registrations will remain closed to the public throughout June, 2022.

[Westfalia]

Close it indefinitely, im kinda a newfaggot so take my words as you will but the guy earlier saying just open it sporadically without warning is a good idea. too many schizos and drama hounds/idiots/trannies on the internet these days

Indefinite closure is a terrible idea, it would just make this place an echo chamber without any fresh faces and voices; which aren't inherently bad. I joined ""officially"" late but been in the sektur (from the top on down) for over a decade. Whether it's chrischan lore, personally crank calling jessi slaughter's home (fuck you Gene) or /baph/. You cannot just roadblock potential quality users because some faggot catboy declared a fatwa on this place because it is exposing he likes femboy cock.

 

[Ga1v5]

Indefinite closure is a terrible idea, it would just make this place an echo chamber without any fresh faces and voices; which aren't inherently bad. I joined ""officially"" late but been in the sektur (from the top on down) for over a decade. Whether it's chrischan lore, personally crank calling jessi slaughter's home (fuck you Gene) or /baph/. You cannot just roadblock potential quality users because some faggot catboy declared a fatwa on this place because it is exposing he likes femboy cock.

>muh echo chamber
>muh roadblock
>muh femboy (tranny)
You're part of the problem

 

[Pissmaster]

I really need to get off this shithole and get a life.

feel free

 

[Westfalia]

>muh echo chamber
>muh roadblock
>muh femboy (tranny)
You're part of the problem

Thanks for exemplifying why your opinion gets the instant shred
It's almost like you found pol a month ago

 

[Ga1v5]

Thanks for exemplifying why your opinion gets the instant shred
It's almost like you found pol a month ago

Take your meds reddit

 

[Westfalia]

Sick fucking quote of your own comment
Imagine greentexting on a forum and furthermore needing to clarify femboys are tranny faggots for me
Only meds needed here is the next round of HRT for you

 

[FoolhardStar]

Can we find something more vile than the Chris-Chan sex tape to force new users to watch before registering?

Most anything from Nick Bate, especially the video where he sing about anally raping children or the infamous poo dick video someone mentioned earlier. There was a really uncomfortable video of some troon streaming online chess with a webcam on before having a live breakdown over his dad coming in and shitting on the tranny thing to the point he repeatedly threatened to call the cops, but I can't seem to find it so the worst of Cosmo's breakdowns would be a good substitute.
Those horrifying Goof Troop "cosplay" videos would work too, if you just want a stress test of how much awful content they can handle.

 

[Ga1v5]

Sick fucking quote of your own comment
Imagine greentexting on a forum and furthermore needing to clarify femboys are tranny faggots for me
Only meds needed here is the next round of HRT for you

Go back

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Wow I kinda joined just before shit got bad, huh?

 

[Ga1v5]

Most anything from Nick Bate, especially the video where he sing about anally raping children or the infamous poo dick video someone mentioned earlier. There was a really uncomfortable video of some troon streaming online chess with a webcam on before having a live breakdown over his dad coming in and shitting on the tranny thing to the point he repeatedly threatened to call the cops, but I can't seem to find it so the worst of Cosmo's breakdowns would be a good substitute.
Those horrifying Goof Troop "cosplay" videos would work too, if you just want a stress test of how much awful content they can handle.

Are you talking about the one where the dad throws soap male scented soap at him and dances out of the room? That one's hilarious

 

[BoingBoingBoi]

closing registration for the explicit purpose of encouraging people to lurk before joining is a great idea. i wonder if it might also be a decent idea to have some sort of system where new users just can't post for the first month of joining, though i wouldn't know how to implement it. in the meantime periodically closing registration should be helpful.

 

[TV's Adam West]

When I first started coming here I saw a newfag get doxed for being gay. It was the most terrifying and entertaining thing I ever saw. It also encouraged me to lurk for seven months.

Honestly it happens more than you'd expect. Gay frogs comes to mind.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Speaking of harshly judging users by signup date @Null, whats the thought process behind the colors on the joined dates? Oldest accounts are Red, orange, then it turns yellow, green and then blue then purple and new accounts are hot pink. Is it just the color spectrum (rainbow) with red being first (old) and Violet being the last (newest)?

 

[Un Platano]

@Un Platano You've completely missed the joke.

The faggot you quoted registered on 12/31/18, thereby just barely making the proposed 1/1/19 deadline (why do you think he specifically chose that date?), and his updoot:post ratio was just a little over 17:1 before that post, hence why he picked an oddly specific number like 17. He also fucked up because his ratio actually went under 17:1 right after he posted that (should've gone with 16:1, my nigger) and as of me typing this, he still needs +8 more in reaction points to make up the deficit.

One retard fails to make a joke and it flies over another retard's head, while all the other retards circlejerk over how awesum their shitty little community is.

I really need to get off this shithole and get a life.

I hope you realize what an excellent case you make for everything written in the OP.

 

[Cavalier Cipolla]

Is there treebanning for inviting stupid people?

That wouldn't necessarily be good. Someone could invite a friend they don't know would do stupid shit on the farms and get banned. Or perhaps said friend can get really drunk and do stupid shit.

 

[NoReturn]

Hey, they can't all be bad, right? We should be more welcoming. What if they give us a present as a token of their goodwill?

 

[LeChampion1992]

For anyone curious, he retired because I wouldn't let him ban anyone he wanted in A&H.

I miss the days when it was called political thunderdome still.
Also can we get the Thunk provoking and winner stickers back for Articles and Happenings. It's much better to have some alternatives.

Which group is more insufferable, the recent batch, or those of us who joined during the Vic/Nick lawsuit support?

I dunno I think the Vic minoga fans were autistic and trying to turn weeb wars into a Vic safe space. Honestly the groypers I haven't really noticed then again I guess sometimes A&H manages to be the least Autistic.

>all the people from 2020-2021 talking about newfags
my fucking sides

Honestly with 2020 entering away from new fag Territory I think it's safe enough to say all's well.

 

[ram ranch dressing]

What kind of sick son of a bitch would even want to sign up for this god-awful site in the first place?

 

[Squirrelcop]

Just stray clear off anything political on here and you should be golden. I found out the hard way that anything involving politics on here makes you instantly retarded.

 

[NortonAntiVirus]

I know it's a time honored tradition for newfags to pull the ladder up from underneath but yeah I really can't argue. There's been too many mass shootings and related sperging, and then AF.

It would be interesting to see the data on where the new users go and post if such a graph could exist.

Most of them, including me, are mainly limited to 1 or 2 spergs, I've been lurking for years looking at the drachenlord and chris forums, only recently joined because fuck it, I've seen those tards for years, might as well stop lurking.