Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Obi Wan musings:
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LazloChalos said:
I am still a bit groggy from a nap I took but ths came to me as I was waking.

The original trilogy, movie-wise, had only Obi and Yoda as the last Jedi.

As time marched on more stories came about that there were more, and more, and more jedi survivors.

The last few years just keep adding to the survivor count.

So in the end, we have a secretive group that follows a religion which elevates them above others, and while they present themselves as the voice of reason they have their fingers in the military, government and economies. They have no qualms on "advising" military action and even send their own operatives in clandestine missions to deal with problems and break laws in order to achieve their goals.

This group was eventually targeted by the government, and the story presented (by the jedi) is that they were exterminated, yet evidence continues to present itself that the "extermination" was wildly exaggerated.

Am I getting this right?
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Next thing you know, pointing out that despite the supposed genocide, Jedi seem to be in control of a lot of social institutions will result in a Jedi non-profit ruining your career.
 
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The Ugly One said:
Remember, there used to be really fun Star Wars video games.


Anything at all come out of the ST?
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Not really, but people cream themselves whenever Disney manages to shit out something slightly above mediocre, like Fallen Order. The modding scene has continued to do good work though, for Empire At War especially.

 
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Is it weird to say I'd be more likely to watch Andor than Kenobi?

I liked the first season of Mando okay for what it was. Reminded me of some of the mid level EU material back in the day. Set in the Star Wars Universe, but focusing on different characters in that setting. When I heard that Mando season 2 was shoving in a bunch of memberberry characters I noped the fuck out.

I didn't hate Cassian in Rogue One. He was bland, but not as insufferable as Felicity Jyn Poutface. It seemed like the director wanted everyone bland and dour.

Some of my favorite EU material were the X-Wing Squadron books, because they weren't about Jedi, Force, Destiny, Darkness.

I might bum a watch off a friend's account. But only after I've heard there are no dumb kids in it.
 
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Iceland Heavy said:
Having just watched Top Gun Maverick I'm a little ashamed to admit I'd readily paypig if Joseph Kosinski made a Rogue Squadron movie with Tom Cruise and he took over most of it to be his ego project, it'd be a damn sight better than whatever the hell the mouse and Patty Jenkins are going to turn out.
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That would be great. I bet Cruise would request in his contract that they build a functional X-wing because he wants to fly in Earth orbit and do the stunts with it too.
 
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Sneed F91 said:
Leaked photos from the Star Wars Tales of the Jedi short animated series (from /co/)
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Young Qui Gon will be voiced by Liam Neeson
Oh yeah, I forgot, guess who the fuck else shows up?

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Thanks Dave
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On the bright side at least Tales of the Jedi isn't getting the Filoni treatment, on the dark side we get another fucking Filoni Wars spinoff that shamelessly steals the name of a better property it has nothing to do with while revolving around Baby Ahsoka who by this point now has more screentime and galactic prominence than all the Skywalkers combined, and to top it off this just further confirms that Disney wants to take Star Wars down the freaking Muppet Babies route.

Only thing worse is exploring a rarely touched upon period of Qui-Gon's life and having nu-lucasfilm and Filoni handle it.

TinCan Wizard said:
I saw Cody and I CLAPPED! He's gonna betray the Empire and join the Soy Squad, right?
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Oh great... Even more Dad Batch filler with gay ass Cody redemption arc because Filoni can't let this "clones did nuffin wrong" bullshit go. The comments section for both of these spinoffs is pretty much the same rinse and repeat responses from the same gaggle of star wars avis who will say how angry they are one minute but then say how happy they are to keep chugging shit simply because Filoni crap was their introduction to the franchise or their only long term investment into it because they were too lazy to play non-lego sw games or pick up a fucking comic.

In other news, there was a Q&A at SW Celebration and as expected, the new disney wars authors still have zero respect for anything that's not from the sequels or Disney/Filoni-originals.
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Jesus Christ. He made only ONE remark towards Leia when he first met her, greeting her as beautiful in his smuggler fashion. ''Hello what have we here.'' That was it. He spent the rest of the movie being a doormat to Vader, and then helped the Rebels in ROTJ. The only woman he tried to get together with was Mara Jade in the EU. Star Wars experts everybody.
 
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TinCan Wizard said:
Jesus Christ. He made only ONE remark towards Leia when he first met her, greeting her as beautiful in his smuggler fashion. ''Hello what have we here.'' That was it. He spent the rest of the movie being a doormat to Vader, and then helped the Rebels in ROTJ. The only woman he tried to get together with was Mara Jade in the EU. Star Wars experts everybody.
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I thought Lando got married by the time made his killbot factory in njo?
 
Adamska said:
It's mainly the back-end employees who eat shit, given writers and the CGI slaves are funneled out to the cheapest retard out there. Ideally one that takes coupons as payments.
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Aside from all the desperate pawns willing to work for the "simple honor of working for Disney", it also helps that a lot of cgi, sfx and even some 2D and cgi cartoons can be outsourced to second world shit holes and India now, and they're willing to work for toilet paper within the four or even triple digit zone when compared to their Korean competitors. They can produce as much crap or backup crap as they want if Disney really has gone down that incredibly exploitative route, which honestly is something they would totally do.
Adamska said:
After them, it'd be investors who will likely eat shit, since from what I see it works like this:

1. Blow the money that the investors gave you into incompetent and lazy retarded shit using the cheapest shit possible
2. Bribe the media with the money they gave you for the ads they pay for to defend your lazy retarded shit.
3. Use crayon eating retards like MovieBlob and other consoomers as free publicity and CorpSec
3a. Insert a gay into the work, because Gays are the most retarded consoomer of all. They will literally fling money at rainbow colored shit because they are that insecure.
4. Expect and hope that retards pay for your shit to consoom to provide liquidity that you don't actually have due to you ignoring realpeople economy.
5. Insult the audience if they do not save your shitty and retarded project; ensure you take on debt to make a part 2 or a second season to save face and spite them.
5b. Try to figure out how to abuse the rights you own as a company to make retarded scam shit to keep your scam going.
6. Take on debt and use internal assets like royalties and sales of merchandise to stem the bloodloss.
7. Lie to investors using cooked audits to pretend you aren't eating shit.
8. Keep cranking out enough shit at once to make the moocows not panic and pull.

I legit believe that modern entertainment is currently working on Ponzi Scheme Logic to prevent their instant bankruptcy.
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About sums up the Disney and general Hollywood production process these days to a tee. We even have evidence of Disney openly lying to investors or dodging their questions as seen in that investors meeting during that whole Carana twitter fiasco.
 
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XYZpdq said:
I thought Lando got married by the time made his killbot factory in njo?
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He did but his wife barely (or maybe even doesn't) appears or does anything at all after the Corellia Trilogy where she's introduced. I know Lando mentions being married as a way to turn down Alema Rar's offer of sex in one of the NJO books, but aside from the name of his company being a combination of their names, his wife is basically a ghost.
 
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Ensok said:
He did but his wife barely (or maybe even doesn't) appears or does anything at all after the Corellia Trilogy where she's introduced. I know Lando mentions being married as a way to turn down Alema Rar's offer of sex in one of the NJO books, but aside from the name of his company being a combination of their names, his wife is basically a ghost.
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yeah I def recall her existing basically just as a background character rather than a dynamic force in her own right
 
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