slickerthanyouraverage
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Our favourite test-tube IVF product (very trad) likes to call people fat, weird looking, (mentally) ill, bald and what not. So he probably doesn't mind us taking good look at all aspects of his looks, anatomy, medical history and general physicality. Especially after he attacked Jaden with bizarre claims of Klinefelter and being a troon...
It's safe to say Nick has lots of problems, and does not embody the general right wing physical ideal of an able, powerful, sturdy, manly man whatsoever. He is more of a Goebbels (short, skinny, sickly, clubfooted) than a Leon Degrelle (front line officer war hero) in that respect, just to name two other famous historical fascist propagandists.
First observation is obviously his short, skelly, unathletic and skinny physique, especially when he first burst on the scene. Scary thin arms and legs even for a 18 yr old, that he often covered up with clothing (especially suit jackets) that suggested some beef underneath. This lead his early supporters/superchatters to encourage him to lift, an idea that he sort-of entertained at one point, failed to follow up on and later-on actively started to countersignal.
Jaden mogging Nick, who has little chest development, very sloped shoulders and generally thin arms. Also note his stick legs and overextend knee, this boy has joint problems. We need more pictures of Nick in shorts. His legs are pathetic.
Note how the recoil of the pistols shake his tiny wrists and underdeveloped forearms.
Nick is a terminal manlet at approximately 5'7 and copes by wearing Doc Martens boots with the extra large heels or other type boots when he is out in public.
Nick has a bad head-forward and droopy shoulders posture during unguarded moment when he isn't posing for cameras, speeching or sitting down facing a camera.
Head forward posture, extremely droopy shoulders.
That failing to lift may be due to small, weak joints that maybe double jointed when observing his freakish thin fingers that bend and overextend in weird ways, as seen often on his show.
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Nick hates sports (has traumatic memories of little league baseball and wrestling practice) due to his chronic unathleticness. He is a quintessential theater kid (he did public speaking in HS) ironically just like most lefty breadtubers. Other nerdy activities like model UN and student politics also display a deep aversion to anything that involves phycial activity because he sucked at it, hard. There is a clip out there of Nick reminiscing about his sports trauma for 30 or 40 minutes in response to a superchat. I hope someone can find it still.
By Jaden's admission Nick is very self concious about his 'hairy belly' which he didn't want photographed at all. He himself referred to this during superchats sometimes as a 'potbelly of prosperity' in reference to the money he made and his dining habits. The grand prize of this thread would be a picture of his shirtless torso. There is this fuzzy low-res picture of his stomach when jumping during a recent stream with Baked Alaska.
Nick often complains about being under the weather (weak immune system?) and was famously a mask wearer during the pandemic, which signals he may have been concerned about getting Covid as a young man, it is unclear whether he took the vaccine. I'll remind you that the AF/Nick position was virulently anti-mask and anti-vaccine like the rest of right wing populists.
By his own admission Nick had a lot of health problems growing up (physical and developmental disorders?), was almost put on puberty blockers and might have used other medications. If so which? We need Nick's entire medical history here, start digging folks. He disclosed a lot of things in passing over the years in response to superchats, let's see what we can dig up.
Also Nick and his father have ugly, wide, relatively big noses.
Nick's teeth look generally okay, marker of a comfortable middle class upbringing, his parents had good dental coverage. Very brushy ethnic eyebrows though. Also note the hairline, this was before he started combing his hair towards his forehead.
It's safe to say Nick has lots of problems, and does not embody the general right wing physical ideal of an able, powerful, sturdy, manly man whatsoever. He is more of a Goebbels (short, skinny, sickly, clubfooted) than a Leon Degrelle (front line officer war hero) in that respect, just to name two other famous historical fascist propagandists.
First observation is obviously his short, skelly, unathletic and skinny physique, especially when he first burst on the scene. Scary thin arms and legs even for a 18 yr old, that he often covered up with clothing (especially suit jackets) that suggested some beef underneath. This lead his early supporters/superchatters to encourage him to lift, an idea that he sort-of entertained at one point, failed to follow up on and later-on actively started to countersignal.
Jaden mogging Nick, who has little chest development, very sloped shoulders and generally thin arms. Also note his stick legs and overextend knee, this boy has joint problems. We need more pictures of Nick in shorts. His legs are pathetic.
Note how the recoil of the pistols shake his tiny wrists and underdeveloped forearms.
Nick is a terminal manlet at approximately 5'7 and copes by wearing Doc Martens boots with the extra large heels or other type boots when he is out in public.
Nick has a bad head-forward and droopy shoulders posture during unguarded moment when he isn't posing for cameras, speeching or sitting down facing a camera.
Head forward posture, extremely droopy shoulders.
That failing to lift may be due to small, weak joints that maybe double jointed when observing his freakish thin fingers that bend and overextend in weird ways, as seen often on his show.
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Nick hates sports (has traumatic memories of little league baseball and wrestling practice) due to his chronic unathleticness. He is a quintessential theater kid (he did public speaking in HS) ironically just like most lefty breadtubers. Other nerdy activities like model UN and student politics also display a deep aversion to anything that involves phycial activity because he sucked at it, hard. There is a clip out there of Nick reminiscing about his sports trauma for 30 or 40 minutes in response to a superchat. I hope someone can find it still.
By Jaden's admission Nick is very self concious about his 'hairy belly' which he didn't want photographed at all. He himself referred to this during superchats sometimes as a 'potbelly of prosperity' in reference to the money he made and his dining habits. The grand prize of this thread would be a picture of his shirtless torso. There is this fuzzy low-res picture of his stomach when jumping during a recent stream with Baked Alaska.
Nick often complains about being under the weather (weak immune system?) and was famously a mask wearer during the pandemic, which signals he may have been concerned about getting Covid as a young man, it is unclear whether he took the vaccine. I'll remind you that the AF/Nick position was virulently anti-mask and anti-vaccine like the rest of right wing populists.
By his own admission Nick had a lot of health problems growing up (physical and developmental disorders?), was almost put on puberty blockers and might have used other medications. If so which? We need Nick's entire medical history here, start digging folks. He disclosed a lot of things in passing over the years in response to superchats, let's see what we can dig up.
Also Nick and his father have ugly, wide, relatively big noses.
Nick's teeth look generally okay, marker of a comfortable middle class upbringing, his parents had good dental coverage. Very brushy ethnic eyebrows though. Also note the hairline, this was before he started combing his hair towards his forehead.
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