Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Insanely Retarded]

The stream is pretty good so far, going pretty hard at Ralph, playing the pillstream clip is sure to piss him off. I look forward to the fallout but it seems Metokur is prepared for Ralph to show up.

 

[NicoFountaine]

The stream is pretty good so far, going pretty hard at Ralph, playing the pillstream clip is sure to piss him off. I look forward to the fallout but it seems Metokur is prepared for Ralph to show up.

I never noticed Ralph literally told his mom to "eat a dick, get a ride from me or hitchhike". Jesus Christ, even a Cartel sicario in Mexico cutting people up for a living would find that to be reprehensible.


EDIT: Ralph hollering about May's stream yet?

 

[fuck whales]

Reminder that you posted this and were wrong lol.

Yeah, I just had no idea how much he could fuck up after what appeared to be the peak of hilarity

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I never noticed Ralph literally told his mom to "eat a dick, get a ride from me or hitchhike".

Lmao wut. I must have blocked that detail out. What a piece of shit. And we know from his Chrissie fight that he thinks “most people” speak to their mothers like this.

 

[Desktop User2]

To be honest if she beat the shit out of ralph on a live stream that would be a shame he would never live down... but Ralph would try and shamelessly spin it as a win and probably sexually assault her durring the fight by grabbing a tit or touching her ass then say he cucked metokur and claim what a pimp he is for grouping someone against her will and not going to jail for it.

he on a suspended sentence, isn´t he?

 

[SargonF00t]

EDIT: Ralph hollering about May's stream yet?

What stream did May do?

 

[Freeman]

What stream did May do?

He means Jim's stream for the month of May.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What stream did May do?

*Meigh

 

[InwardsStink]

*Meigh

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I'll admit I stared at this pic in bewilderment for a moment trying to figure out what the hand and dice were but once it hit me what it was I had a good laugh.

 

[joebobmurphy]

Lol, I typed Metokur into youtube and it auto-completed with May round-up. People were really looking forward to this.

 

[PaladinBoo]

The gall that this man has to shame Warski for aborting his child when he probably had his ex-girlfriends abort their babies and tried to get Faith to abort Xander. Not to mention him abandoning Rozy. Father of the year. Christ is Kang!

 

[Chazzed Up]

Why does Ralph always go for people's wives?

Its not a good insult.

There's a theory that it is often a trait of men who were raised by single mothers. They tend to adopt negative female traits from their bad role model mother, of which one is tearing apart other women. Based on looks in particular is a very typical female passive-aggressive thing to do and indeed 99% of the time when Ralph goes after a woman it is to insult her looks. Obviously he does these things to 'get at' whatever man he is in a bitchfight with at the moment, but I think he chooses that target because for him it's easiest and most natural for him to do.

On a different topic, while I like Jim overall and think he can be funny, I think he and Ralph share the trait of getting riled up in a fairly girlish way (I feel it's most evident when he gets A-loggish like he did at Ross), but Jim at least knows how to save face and read the room whereas astonishingly Ralph lacks that instinct entirely, like a missing puzzle piece of his brain.

 

[AltisticRight]

There's a theory that it is often a trait of men who were raised by single mothers. They tend to adopt negative female traits from their bad role model mother, of which one is tearing apart other women. Based on looks in particular is a very typical female passive-aggressive thing to do and indeed 99% of the time when Ralph goes after a woman it is to insult her looks. Obviously he does these things to 'get at' whatever man he is in a bitchfight with at the moment, but I think he chooses that target because for him it's easiest and most natural for him to do.

On a different topic, while I like Jim overall and think he can be funny, I think he and Ralph share the trait of getting riled up in a fairly girlish way (I feel it's most evident when he gets A-loggish like he did at Ross), but Jim at least knows how to save face and read the room whereas astonishingly Ralph lacks that instinct entirely, like a missing puzzle piece of his brain.

If it were possible for three ojama kings to polymerise, it'll be 1/5 of a Ralphamale.

To add to this, Matt Jarbo was raised by a single mum too.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

He can lug along the Folgers coffee can that contains Salty Sandra's ashes. In a pinch he can hurl it in their faces as a distraction when he runs away.

Did he buy the can at a Ralphs?

 

[Commandant Swordfish]

Ralph's retweeting an alleged face dox of Jim, but he's not as jubilant as you'd expect of him - so he may also doubt it. Not sure if it's Jim, but thought it worth cataloguing.

Edited with the posted picture. I know Ralph is the master of the own-goal and I'm probably falling for obvious bait, but it could be legit. Feel free to delete if fake and gay,

 

[msd]

Ralph's retweeting an alleged face dox of Jim, but he's not as jubilant as you'd expect of him - so he may also doubt it. Not sure if it's Jim, but thought it worth cataloguing.

Edited with the posted picture. I know Ralph is the master of the own-goal and I'm probably falling for obvious bait, but it could be legit. Feel free to delete if fake and gay,

I think this got debunked or some shit

 

[Commandant Swordfish]

I think this got debunked or some shit

Fair enough. I know this face dox source is basically "dude trust me, bro" but the sentiment behind Ralph's action here is the same. He's got a small willy and wants to swing big.

 

[DelusionTree]

I think this got debunked or some shit

Fair enough. I know this face dox source is basically "dude trust me, bro" but the sentiment behind Ralph's action here is the same. He's got a small willy and wants to swing big.

The face pic isn't debunked.
More like possible but still some reasonable doubt with it.

 

[msd]

The face pic isn't debunked.
More like possible but still some reasonable doubt with it.

Ah, then thanks for clearing it up.

It got brought up a few days ago, everyone called bs, then it was never mentioned again.

 

[2lolis1cup]

Ralph's retweeting an alleged face dox of Jim, but he's not as jubilant as you'd expect of him - so he may also doubt it. Not sure if it's Jim, but thought it worth cataloguing.

Edited with the posted picture. I know Ralph is the master of the own-goal and I'm probably falling for obvious bait, but it could be legit. Feel free to delete if fake and gay,

back a couple of years ago when Jim had a resurging channel and a patron, I might of cared enough to wonder if it is real or not. Now Jim is either dying of cancer aids or he is relegating himself to a minor youtuber. Ralph is vastly overestimating how much people care about Jim's face identity vs his home address dox. Just look at every single person of "note" in the IBS/Gamergate communities. We know every single persons address and most people's faces. Jim was the first big one I could remember that actively hid his dox well enough to fool most people looking for them. When his address got "confirmed" it was a big deal relative to the community. The facedox is a cherry on top of the sunday, but it is now years late and outshined by a rage pig.

I will look up his face dox if they drop, but this is of a now small time youtuber that doesn't upload often comparatively. Ralph on the other hand is a rolling trash fire lolcow that eclipses everything, except barb......yet.


I will also be disappointed if I don't see face dox of him not wearing a black baseball hat or a Japanese kimono.