DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Him being gay explains that. He just said he thinks boobs are disgusting
He only started pretending boobs gross him out when he married Kat though. There are years and years of him drooling over anime tits before marrying her. He clearly is terrified of losing her like Pandalee and will do anything to make himself look like a robust mature husband because he can't lose his mom maid. She is the one thing that keeps his fantasy of being a mature family man together. Because of his autism he doesn't understand how weird going EWW BOOBIES ICK ICK whenever a sexy woman is on screen is. I think Phil is a weird fucking guy who is likely impotent and terrified of his soulmaid but I don't think he is a homo.
 
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Yes Phil, because you definately ignored all the trolling done to yourself....

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Let's see if his cutting edge hot take went viral like that Oscars take:

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womp waaaaaaaaa
 
Snort as 1MM... To be honest, this is the first time I hear this theory. So then the daily tips like protection fee... Interesting.
 
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Snort as 1MM... To be honest, this is the first time I hear this theory. So then the daily tips like protection fee... Interesting.
Isn't Snort supposedly some third-worlder? That daily tithe would be ruinous.

Pretty sure when people say "Snort" they're just referring to Phil himself and not Snort Burnell.
 
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