Crossover PPP & Warski are planning a trip to California to meet Ralph’s son Xander - They also plan on meeting The Vickers family to felt Ralph

I fully endorse this venture, simply because a vacation and visit to a random family in california is completely harmless on its face. And I have hopes that Andy stays around PPP long enough to stop him from doing something unhinged.

What gifts should the two and a half (by mass) wise men bring to present to the prophesized child, the Son of Gunt, the heavensent king of the Alawgs?
They should stop by whatever shops for that purpose you have over there and buy some corncobs. No special flavors or salt levels, no weird shit, just corncobs and as clean and hygienically sound as possible. Boil/prepare them on your visit so you can eat them on-camera during or before the interview and ask the vickers whether this is okay before you do any of this.
 
Andy can pretend to be normal and be entertaining for a night of dinner. PPP, not so sure, he's a little fucked in the head. I'd love to be a healthy dinner with everyone having a few laughs, conversating about the world and the antics both were involved, and mister Vickers being generally friendly to the canadians. A few second interaction between the canadians and Xander is all it takes for a full holler that goes all across the world. All it takes is a child play, such as peekaboo, or even one of them holding Xander on their back. Heck, even a toyplay for a laugh or two. Bam. The canadians have done more to the development of Xander than Ethan had ever done.

Think about this for a second, guys. They already sent more money than Ralph did. They already provided more means for the family to raise the child. They are more friendly, more courteous and heck, even more THANKFUL, because lets face it, daddy Vickers sending them money is a way of thanking them for the entertainment. Its not very christian, but its also less bad than completely denying the child any interaction.

Godspeed, you fuckers. May was awesome, June is also shaping up very nicely already.
 
>PPP & Warski, two of Ralph biggest enemies have announced on the Kino Casino that they’ll be planning on visiting California to meet Ralph’s son Alexander

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A couple gay Canadians isn't gonna be what fucks this kid up. Faith is wise to jump on a free meal.
Thats the thing the kid is already fucked. Its half of Ralphs white trash genetic material and the other is Faith's bpd and let's not even start on the enviroment with a grandfather who's on almost the same retard level as Ralph add to that he's gonna be homeschooled and you got a recipe for disaster. Let's hope he's one of gods stronger soldiers cause he's got a heck of a tough battle. (Well not in a survival sense but in turning out more normal then the average DSP board user)
I guess Faith and Vacuous Vickers are just going to ignore the streams where PPP aggressively called Faith a lying whore lol.
To be fair that seems to be Mr Vickers opinon on Faifai any way seeing as he called the rape alligations on the school false and when Mr Deadman called her a whore he said that she's not cause whore's get paid. Take that as you will.
I just want to see a Videoclip with Xander sitting in PPPs lap saying the word "DADDY" for the first time ^^ !
(That would give Ralph a stroke)...
Perhaps Dan the Man could tag along?
He could teach Xander how to be a REAL MAN instead of his deadbeat alcoholic Father....
Was PPP himself the third man all along?
 
Normally this is something that would give me pause and ask myself, “have things gone too far?” However, I just remember back to recent history where Ethan Ralph stated, “Everything is fair game” for the world to see.

Two weirdos meeting a one year old isn’t going to cause any harm to him. As a matter of fact I believe seeing new faces would probably be beneficial in his social development. It’s not as if he’s going to remember it. He’s not going to grow up with some mental disorder from one brief interaction with two (hopefully well-behaved) visitors. I can only hope it doesn’t become a thing afterwards where every ralphaenemy thinks making the Hajj to visit alog Mecca is appropriate.
 
There is a preposition here that Ralph even gives a shit about his bastard kids - and that's a pretty big leap of faith to take.

If those bastards weren't earning him a few bucks from his supporters, he'd probably have left the second one too in the hospital - shit, since the kid was born, the mailman has been more regular than he has in seeing his kid.

I think hiring a genuine psychic to visit his dead moms grave would give me a bit of a kick and I'd throw a few dollars to that. Perhaps we can invoke to spirit of Ronnie to let Ralph know how proud he is of him, and that he looks forward to beating him again, just like he is doing to Sandra right now in Heaven.
 
It is hilarious and no I'm not above laughing at Ethan taking another huge L, but everyone involved is a piece of shit.

If any of them gave a shit about that kid they'd not use him as a tool to piss off his deadbeat dad.
 
I'm wondering if this might spur action from Ralph to do something colossally retarded (again) like ignore the restraining order and try to intercept them in Cali. PPP vs Ralph street fight, but with restraining order in action.

Nah, probably too much work. He will just cope seethe dilate on Twitter and whine about his kid that he is never going to see for money.
 
Don't make the kid into a spectacle. I understand hating Ralph and Ralph makes things personal and goes after families, but I don't want the kid growing being some baby Chris-chan.
The die is cast my brother, nothing will change the fates, this was already written before we came to this moment.

Just enjoy.
 
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