Amber Heard v. Johnny Depp Legal Proceedings - "And on my side of the bed was human fecal matter."

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Let's keep up the momentum, lads! Start confiscating their shoes and credit cards while they're on the back foot!

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

Depp didnt spend much time "proving a hoax" and that they all got their stories aligned. In fact they all had completely different stories! Which probably helped proved she was lying.

Its something to latch on to for a compromise verdict.

Also wouldnt shock me if depp is net negative after the legal and other bills to win this.

It was never about money for him though, rather him telling his story publicly and exposing her as a liar to clear his name
Money will come, now he can actually get some work.

 

[Jimothy]

Holy fucking cringe at the adults dressed up outside the courtroom to cheer on some complete piece of shit just because they like a gay pirate he played. Both of these people are awful fucking people and if you followed this trial you might be retarded. Wish Amber had won just to see the manosphere meltdown.

Seethe harder you shrill cunt.
Turns out pussy passes expire.

 

[Nader's Branch]

I think we can guess who filled out the forms.
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Spoiler: Here I fixed it.

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[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Can’t wait to see the Yes Amber Lied, and Here’s Why That’s OK articles.

 

[Vince McMahon]

She looked hella fine today.

You'd do a dog too if you had the chance, you thirsty-ass bitch.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Amber's lawyers really shit the bed with this case, didn't they?

 

[namelesstacotruck]

It was never about money for him though, rather him telling his story publicly and exposing her as a liar to clear his name
Money will come, now he can actually get some work.

Maybe. I can see them giving him one more shot. If his next movie flops hes done. (He may get a pass on an art haus style picture flopping)

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

"You're misinterpreting your own opinion"

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Translation: "My side lost *autistic screeching*."

 

[thyme]

Radfem website Ovarit on suicide watch (x)

"Ladies, one day you too will be beat, and nobody will listen"

"Most misogynistic era I have lived through" immortal woman checking in:

Watch out wimmins, Johnny is going to shove a bottle up your fanny in broad daylight:

And my personal favourite:

 

[greninja]

Does that mean Johnny won? If he did, we party like what we did to Snakething.

 

[Nolan Crush]

My favorite part is that she owes him a total of $15 million (edit: apparently 10.35 with a net loss of 8.35), but her net worth is thought to be 8 or so. She’s fucked. It’s satisfying to see justice prevail and bad people get consequences.

 

[Fougaro]

JOHNNY DEPP WINS!

FATALITY!

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

She looked hella fine today.

This is the only day where she hasn't dressed like a dictator or colonel sanders and actually put in an effort to not look like her sister.

 

[BaconBoobs]

Can't wait for inevitable Aquaman 2 scene where Mera gets killed off screen and Arthur looks upset for a whole two fucking seconds.

 

[Allanon]

Can’t wait to see the Yes Amber Lied, and Here’s Why That’s OK articles.

Nah, they'll just say Amber didn't lie, but here's how misogyny colored the jury's view and tricked them into believing she did.

 

[Local Degenerate]

The best thing about redditors shrieking the jury wasn't sequestered is how much that didn't fucking matter when the Chauvin jurors were getting death threats.
It's the consistency that I admire.

 

[Malaika]

Even if by some weird reason you feel bad for her, don't. She can raise/earn that 8 million quite easily without winning any major roles. And even though she looked pretty bad in court, she's still beautiful enough with a big enough name to make her a good enough catch to marry some millionaire/billionaire if she gets truly desperate. She's going to be fine, for better or worse depending on how you feel about her.

 

[Pissmaster]

For real though, this has been a massive, much-needed whitepill in an era full of despair and uncertainty. Thank Christ.

 

[Foghorns at a Funeral]

The salt, hits just right. All the right people are fucking mad as fuck. Fuck Amber Turd.