Orbiter Isabella Loretta Janke / Maxine Sidero / Bella / Kelly Osborn / @10anon - "The Final Troll of Christory", Animal Abuser, Discord Wannabe Cult Leader, Crusty Suicide Goblin, Estrogen Dispenser

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If she already jumped from guy to guy, as she claimed, who's to say that she wouldn't pull that on Chris, too, and while she's off to college too, no less.
I think that's giving Chris a lot of credit. It was probably more a combination of being too autistic to separate the love you feel for your mother vs the love you feel for a girlfriend and just laziness and going with the hole that's closer.
 
Dozens of weens get doxxed and immediately forgotten,

Dozens of weens don't have Chris get busted for incest in the middle of their lame weenery.

Uuuh, no? She absolutely isn't normal.

I never said she was normal, just not interesting. Look up "outlier".

Even worse if you consider that she is supposed to be a second year CE student.

That more a problem with the schools today than Bella herself. I know CE masters candidates who don't know what a diode is. Modern colleges are all about taking money, not teaching or testing.

That's why her thread gets bumped almost everyday, people are interested in her as a lolcow, if she was boring her thread would have sunk long ago.

Someone else here ( @Michael Janke ) already pointed out that the situation around Bella is far more interesting than Bella herself. She's an orbiter, even an orbiter of her own situation.


Except Fiona wasn't technically boyfriend-free, or so she claims.

Just another reason for Chris to prefer going down the hall.

The point is that Chris has learned (the hard way) not to trust internet "girlfriends" or "gal pals". You can't expect his reaction to improve if they admit to not being "from the ground up".
 
One thing I've always thought about Bella is if she intentionally fucks up to make herself look bad. Like she has a humiliation kink or some shit. Of course, I'm talking about Bella as a person, and not one of the many colorful online characters she portrays.
Is there any lolcow on the farms that people haven't theorized as having a humiliation fetish?
 
Chris chose the Dry Ass Pussy.
Chris just wanted a hole and didn't care who it was, just how often he could fuck it. Barb was in his house, Fiona was across the country. Choosing Barb meant constant sex, Fiona meant abstaining for months until they can meet up for a couple days and have sex. Plus, it's possible he thought Fiona was a troll.

This isn't justifying him raping his mom, just explaining his retarded reasoning.
 
Chris just wanted a hole and didn't care who it was, just how often he could fuck it. Barb was in his house, Fiona was across the country. Choosing Barb meant constant sex, Fiona meant abstaining for months until they can meet up for a couple days and have sex. Plus, it's possible he thought Fiona was a troll.

This isn't justifying him raping his mom, just explaining his retarded reasoning.
Keep in mind, Chris wanted to fuck Bella, meanwhile Bella wanted to fuck Fiona, meanwhile Fiona wanted to fuck Chris. Which means Bella was in a fucking love triangle with Chris Chan.
 
Keep in mind, Chris wanted to fuck Bella, meanwhile Bella wanted to fuck Fiona, meanwhile Fiona wanted to fuck Chris. Which means Bella was in a fucking love triangle with Chris Chan.
And the fact that she wanted to fuck someone who wanted to fuck Chris was already bad enough.
A true white trash love square!
More like a trash love human centipede!
 
I wouldn't call Bella a ween, insofar as she was a praetor associate, did have an online relationship with Chris for the better part of a year (what actually went on there is still somewhat unknown), Chris, predictably, lusted after her (another amusing love triangle where Fiona wanted Chris, Chris wanted Bella, Bella wanted Fiona), there's the stolen money, the continual trolling plans she had with Chris, the everfree plot she had started (chris was heading there, Fiona may have as well, etc). I usually call her a failtroll, because the shit she actually did was pretty petty and basic.

"Give me money for a Camera"
>Oh boy, you have tits and you have video called me before, take all my money.

Is not that impressive.

Love triangle with Fiona, Bella, and Chris is another amusing point unto itself, with predictable Chris like behavior in it. Chris was video chatting with Fiona, "had her" in the bag, but in typical fashion, he was also looking at his other options and Bella was one of them as well, with him seeming to be as horny, if not more, for her than for Fiona and Bella having to remind Chris of Fiona. Then you have a situation where it turns out that Bella is a lesbian and horny for Fiona, and Fiona has a fetish for lolcows, and you get an amusing thing like this.

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The actual trolling plots that may have been more significant (everfree) didn't really manifest. From what I believe, she wanted to blackmail him with a sex tape with Fiona, and the perception that Fiona was underaged (she had just turned 18, though he didn't really know that).

The incest tape, and how badly she mismanaged that (and she completely fucked up with that falling into her lap) is how she got infamous online. Her digging the hole deeper herself, is what really fucked her.

>Explain yourself, this incest tape, why you waited so long, your involvement, we found loli porn on your account and incest porn on this drive that the incest tape was shared on, whats the deal with that

"Fuck you niggers, Im anonymous, I dont care, bla bla bla"

Which wound up getting people to dig further into her shit, unraveling an equally amusing horror story imo.

The meta around Bella is the most interesting about her tbh. Its sort of the same kind of meta as liquid Chris in its own way. Just the batshit love triangle, the rabbit hole with her continuing to get deeper, the weird situation that Chris had somehow stumbled into, completely oblivious to the machinations going on behind the scenes, the notion that "his love quest could have actually ended with Fiona!" (doubtful, but its still amusing on how badly he fucked things up for himself there), Bella's own weird "discord cult", the notion that there is still a lot of unknowns with the incest tape (like the issue that it is actually hours long, and that we still only have an edited version), there's a lot of meta to the saga unto itself. It does make her a legitimate memorable part of the Chris chan story. A good troll, it does not though. Ween may be more appropriate, failtroll is what Ive called her.

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Its her current life, and the "omg she changed her facebook photo" shit that legit bores me.
 
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Weens ween for the attention it gets them. Trolls troll for the sake of trolling.

Bella wanted the attention. Even today we don't know who most of the trolls were.

Bella is a ween.
Where I find issue is, so many of Chris' "trolls" fall under that moniker of doing it for the attention as well.

We wouldn't know who Bella was today either, though things did turn out much differently.
 
Where I find issue is, so many of Chris' "trolls" fall under that moniker of doing it for the attention as well.

We wouldn't know who Bella was today either, though things did turn out much differently.
troll shielding was called right? basically a step before alogging
 
Tbh Bella is interesting for being the culmination of many past trolls and more, she ideas guyed Chris, she whined and tried to get more people disgusted at Chris like Anthony Lagoda, and she tried to lead him on like many of the female weens into doing humiliation shit, her glow dad connection and the animal fetish shit was new (atleast for weens that I can recall.)
 
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