Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[semitooth]

Is there some deep lore to the JOTG intro theme? What made Jack think playing the most annoying tune ever conceived as an intro was a good idea?

I know he used it prior to his big stroke, so stroke brain doesn't necessarily explain it. It just seems like too retarded a decision even for Jack.

im pretty sure some guy custom made it for him way back when

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

im pretty sure some guy custom made it for him way back when

Which blows my mind because it sounds like a royalty free song some asshole made for a free song website 15 years ago.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

NEW Arby's WAGYU Burger 6/1/2022
View attachment 3343482
"See dat right dere? I'm going ta eat it like a taco! Get ready!"

Spoiler: Archive

View attachment 3343480

Spoiler: Nutrition Info (Large Images)

View attachment 3343500
View attachment 3343499

I almost missed the retarded chipmunk intro, it really gives viewers the right expectations heading into a JOTG video. And HOLY FUCK is it loud now.

How many times will Jack pronounce it WHY-GOO? Eight, with seven just in the intro.

0:38 Tammy runs over a dog (presumably) and makes no attempt to brake or slow down.

Both Ham Tam and Fat think this burger looks "amazing":



"Forget the Bacon Ranch guys, that looks better."



As a professional food reviewer with a decade of industry experience under his belt, Jack has a wealth of valuable knowledge to share with the viewer. Here's what he thinks of the food:

• Patties alone: "Okay, I taste the meat."
• Bacon Ranch version: "Mmhm." - "Not exactly what I would order again."
• Deluxe version: "It was beautiful. It tasted really good, had a lot of stuff on it... You can taste a little bit kind of a charbroiled taste to it, you could taste it immediately when it goes into your mouth."

Overall, the Deluxe is better because it "has more condiments" and is $5.99 versus $6.99 for more condiments. Verdict: A-, because for the Scalfatties, the sloppier the better.

Here's what Jack looks like when he knows he's about to take a fat greasy load directly to the meat hole:

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

View attachment 3343622

He looks like a fat old Asian with downs. Lol

 

[Seymour Duncan]

Here's what Jack looks like when he knows he's about to take a fat greasy load directly to the meat hole:

Alternatively, "taking the good meat and jamming bad meat into it" like he put it during the drive there.

 

[Adamska]

The sad thing is this still isn't as pathetic as some of his Fat on the Go's in terms of review quality. The time he threw a tantrum outside of a closed gas station taco joint comes to mind for example. Same with Crumbl Cookie.

Also pretty based Arby's worker:

Jack is so well known by this poor fucking place that this guy had to gesture with resignation that the retard is here on his phone again.

 

[rubytintedchix]

I thought June was Julia Childs month.

Why is he posting uncircumcised meat logs?

He posted this on 5/31 so technically not June yet.

im pretty sure some guy custom made it for him way back when

Glenn Scott Lacey

All that aside, Jack didn’t hide the background music in this new JOTG video. My Shazam picks it up as Bad Religion by Cat Power.

Rate me , but this new video is full of things the forum and PCTLM picked apart in recent videos.

1. He changed the intro (on purpose or on accident is up for debate, but the way it’s edited sounds purposeful).

2. He mentions eating the burger like a taco with an angy face.

3. (Not my observation) The camera is flipped back around in the car.

Note: this video was likely filmed either last week or this week because he only recently mentioned this burger on his socials. Also, there may be more things I’m missing in my initial watch.

Also, black dude is a Table 11 outcast or a Kiwi confirmed.

I bet you 10000% that the staff at this Arby’s location have dealt with this fat retard so many times that they probably doubled/tripled up on the sauce on the burger because he Karens out so much.

Oh Jerry! We need you for the Scalfani special!

Edit: semi ninja’d by @Adamska

 

[Kermit Jizz]

The sad thing is this still isn't as pathetic as some of his Fat on the Go's in terms of review quality. The time he threw a tantrum outside of a closed gas station taco joint comes to mind for example. Same with Crumbl Cookie.

Also pretty based Arby's worker:
View attachment 3343685

Jack is so well known by this poor fucking place that this guy had to gesture with resignation that the retard is here on his phone again.

I wish I had the level self control this guy had to not murder Jack on the spot.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Is Jack talking about a hamburger or his gay lover’s girthy hog?

 

[Aaway]

i guarantee fatty had one of his stroke moments and forgot that he had switched over to a new intro theme for JOTG, which is why the classic fart intro made a comeback this week

either that, or jack's been lurking here and decided to grant the wish of whoever said they missed the fart intro recently

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

He posted this on 5/31 so technically not June yet.

Glenn Scott Lacey

All that aside, Jack didn’t hide the background music in this new JOTG video. My Shazam picks it up as Bad Religion by Cat Power.

Rate me , but this new video is full of things the forum and PCTLM picked apart in recent videos.

1. He changed the intro (on purpose or on accident is up for debate, but the way it’s edited sounds purposeful).

2. He mentions eating the burger like a taco with an angy face.

3. (Not my observation) The camera is flipped back around in the car.

Note: this video was likely filmed either last week or this week because he only recently mentioned this burger on his socials. Also, there may be more things I’m missing in my initial watch.

Also, black dude is a Table 11 outcast or a Kiwi confirmed.

View attachment 3343735

I bet you 10000% that the staff at this Arby’s location have dealt with this fat retard so many times that they probably doubled/tripled up on the sauce on the burger because he Karens out so much.

Oh Jerry! We need you for the Scalfani special!

Edit: semi ninja’d by @Adamska

I feel sorry for the Arby's workers he must bother there.

Can someone tell Jack that this worker is doing a gang sign so Jack will be too afraid to go back?

Hm, nah, he might Karen out and get him fired.

 

[semitooth]

hmmmm....

 

[Liquid Vergil]

Jagoff’s meat twinkies vid is really getting bombarded with dislikes. No surprise given how it literally looks like a flaccid uncut dick oozing cum after getting jerked off. Jagoff has no complaints though - he CRAVES it.

Approve the comments on the video you fat stroked out bastard!

View attachment 3341801

What better meal to start off pride month than a fat chode leaking cum goo

 

[Quixotic Man]

Reviewing the new WAGYU burger. Does fatty have anything to say about the meat?

No, he just makes retarded faces, says "ok" then summarizes that you can taste the "char" something that has entirely to do with preparation and nothing with the quality of the meat.

I would love to see Jack's comments on actual A5 wagyu. The bitching over the price and the tiny servings would be hilarious. He wouldn't have the sense of taste or vocabulary to describe it either.

 

[Aaway]

View attachment 3343889
hmmmm....

it's not very christian to lie, jack

got a kick out of this one

 

[DeadwastePrime]

View attachment 3343889
hmmmm....

jack scalfani car crash saga when?

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

View attachment 3343889
hmmmm....

Oh, BULLLL-SHIT he’s fucking driving — I have seen *ZERO* evidence of this in any video whatsoever since late June of ‘18 because of the stroke. No shame in just admitting it, but no … the narcissistic fat sack of garbage refuses to. Sorry but I need proof, liar.

Speaking of stroke, we all know his face is pulling to the left more and more with each passing month, especially the mouth. Now I’m noticing his right eyebrow isn’t lifting in concert with the right one:

Spoiler

And my guess (HOPE) is that homeboy is giving the affirmative to the sandwich maker that Jagoff the Hutt has just in fact eaten the Why-Goo burger with added extra special sauce

 

[Kulee Baba]

Jack starts off by mumbling that "Everyone's talking about the Arby's Wagyu Burger and how it's probably not Wagyu. Probably American Wagyu..."

Just wanna clarify for mushmouth Wagyu is just name for the Japanese Breeds of Cattle. And the cows have been imported to multiple western nations. So yes I'd highly doubt Arbys would be getting the Wagyu from Japan, a country that's roughly the size of California. They're buying Ground Beef of American Wagyu - the round, chuck, and sirloin and then mixing it with the cheap beef they usually use to lower the cost.

Gourmet food, undoubtedly not. But surely better than anything this jackoff would cook.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Oh, BULLLL-SHIT he’s fucking driving — I have seen *ZERO* evidence of this in any video whatsoever since late June of ‘18 because of the stroke. No shame in just admitting it, but no … the narcissistic fat sack of garbage refuses to. Sorry but I need proof, liar.

Speaking of stroke, we all know his face is pulling to the left more and more with each passing month, especially the mouth. Now I’m noticing his right eyebrow isn’t lifting in concert with the right one:
View attachment 3343971

Spoiler

View attachment 3343976

View attachment 3343983
And my guess (HOPE) is that homeboy is giving the affirmative to the sandwich maker that Jagoff the Hutt has just in fact eaten the Why-Goo burger with added extra special sauce

That zit is still prominent. Jack, they make creams for that, buddy.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Speaking of stroke, we all know his face is pulling to the left more and more with each passing month, especially the mouth. Now I’m noticing his right eyebrow isn’t lifting in concert with the right one:

He's also had some pretty serious eye drift with his right eye. I don't think it's been as bad as it has recently. This is not the sign of someone who is actively recovering.

I know we say this a lot but he really is looking bad lately. He's been forgetting the names of ingredients he's cooking with, he is getting more angry and unhinged on social media and even in his videos, and he has had a sickly pallor to his face in some of the JOTG videos where we get to see him on an iPhone camera and under better lighting.

That zit is still prominent. Jack, they make creams for that, buddy.

Then there is that. I'm not even sure what to make of the zit.

Despite all this I'm not going to bet on him going to the big Buffalo Wild Wings in the sky the pits of Hell any time soon. He'll probably just continue his slow decline punctuated by the occasional health emergency which our health care system is perfectly designed to bail him out of.