Crossover PPP & Warski are planning a trip to California to meet Ralph’s son Xander - They also plan on meeting The Vickers family to felt Ralph

As someone who really doesn't like fucking with cows in real life, I'm so on the edge with this one.
But this is Cow on Cow. Andy and PPP arn't some random forum users. They are all in the same sektor as Ralph and both have long histories each with their own threads on KF. Also Andy has irl history with Ralph.
 
Fuck all the moralfagging.

PPP and Andy should film a skit where they follow baby Xander around outside and mimic the cog/Dan dialogue. "Yep, he's cuter than my co-host."

Then Xander comes back and accosts them and they have a baby fight but Xander wins. Then Andy can go on Kino Casino with a fake black eye and talk about how Xander is more of a man than Ethan.
 
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Ralph is seething already. He really did stop giving a fuck about that restraining order.
Maybe that’s part of the point. Make him lose his shit for content and the sheer fun of it. God knows that the people that actually matter in all this, ie the kids, will be better off if Ralph violates a protective order and gets yeeted into a cell.
 
Andy/PPP should also bang Faith so that Xander has a little brother. Really we should use vessels like Faith and Meigh and others to start a cow eugenics program. One day we will breed the perfect retard.
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I can just imagine how the dinner with PPP and Warski would go.

Warski: Appetizers are here LET'S GOOOOOOO

PPP: Huge appetizers, big thanks

both: start clapping

Warski: Big love to waiter Dan, love him

Warski: whoooooOOOOOOooooaaaaa. Ashton Ashton ASHTON. These onion rings are super crispy, bro. Check this out.

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See now, this is a lot more plausible to come into fruition than the boxing match. If they really intend on doing so, they should bring along Gator and Flamenco.

Gator is going to cuck Ralph by fucking Faith if that happens. Not the best of ideas.
 
If you actually thought that screen shot about Faith fucking Warski and/or PPP was real, please delete your account immediately. You’re too stupid to post here.

Looking at who bit, I’m seeing Null’s point about the new users being absolute trash.
This is not just a KF problem, lack of critical thinking has spread like a virus since I have been alive at least. I mean look at the Uvalde shooting thread. The number of times idiot users were posting some reddit troons pics and saying it was Ramos even when it wasn’t turned that thread to shit. Not to mention the lack of archiving, data mining, crowdsourcing. People just wanted to be fed like babies and even demanded Null do it himself!

Now I am still a newfag and I don’t always good post so this isn’t me saying ‘lol I am so rad why can’t other posters be me’ but I AM saying I have noticed in America a distinct lack of questioning what the news we prefer is telling us and just taking it at face value and dismissing media we dislike without any scrutiny. Sure that works for News of the World or Daily Mail but if you can’t accept sometimes the opposing View isn’t absolutely satan and your opinion isn’t god’s honest truth then you are intellectually lazy.
 
As someone who really doesn't like fucking with cows in real life, I'm so on the edge with this one.

Big part of me screams this is cringe and weird to involve a kid to try and own Ralph.

On the other hand, Ralph is the one who repeatedly starts all of this shit. He's the one who has threatened everyone with everything and said nothing is off limit.

So....eh. I predict it won't be that funny, Ralph will sperg out a bit, he'll imply Andy and PPP are pedos and that'll be it. He'll use it to grift some from his fanbase and use it to slow down the court cases even more.
Ralph NEEDS to lose his shit over this! He's only getting monetary support from his audience that loves a HUGE car wreck and losing what little shit he has is all he's got to drum up funds. He needs to make this rave out along the lines of the same thing he did after the Chrissie Mayr Show and just about pass out on the air.
 
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