DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[LDoncic4MVP]

I promise, with my pea-brain, I browsed around in case there was an update. But is there an update on the Pig Roach and Keemstar's offer?

I am naively optimistic about the Gin Roach competing in a boxing fight. There is nothing this guy wouldn't do for money, he put toilet paper on his head. At the same time, he acts like leaving his house and driving a mile is going to kill him. It is so interesting if his greed will overcome his laziness. I doubt it.

 

[Lolidaki]

I promise, with my pea-brain, I browsed around in case there was an update. But is there an update on the Pig Roach and Keemstar's offer?

I am naively optimistic about the Gin Roach competing in a boxing fight. There is nothing this guy wouldn't do for money, he put toilet paper on his head. At the same time, he acts like leaving his house and driving a mile is going to kill him. It is so interesting if his greed will overcome his laziness. I doubt it.

doesn't appear to be, but he did claim after the fact he wouldn't fight someone for 50k. Also, the whole "DOOD I started power walking, gotta stay healthy ack, ack, ack" shit is sus but I'm pretty sure that started just before the tweet was made. I still think it's impossible no matter how greedy and desperate he is.

 

[DentSidePhil]

I promise, with my pea-brain, I browsed around in case there was an update. But is there an update on the Pig Roach and Keemstar's offer?

I am naively optimistic about the Gin Roach competing in a boxing fight. There is nothing this guy wouldn't do for money, he put toilet paper on his head. At the same time, he acts like leaving his house and driving a mile is going to kill him. It is so interesting if his greed will overcome his laziness. I doubt it.

phil may well do most anything for money but he's the biggest most delicate pussy bitch
Have you seen his arms lately ? I've eaten fatter ramen.

 

[Heinrich Hammler]

Imagine calling your shitty cramped little extra bedroom an "office" just because you taped a couple of worthless echo pads on the wall (that you wrongly calls noise proofing).

To me that is one of the funniest things about the guy. And also silently and slowly playing games on his fat ass is "work" on a "project".

At least if you're gonna cosplay as a working big boy you change out of your jammies.

 

[Pargon]

I hope that just once Phil Burnell will be forced to face the thought of “one day I will be dead” the same way I’m forced to.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

I promise, with my pea-brain, I browsed around in case there was an update. But is there an update on the Pig Roach and Keemstar's offer?

I am naively optimistic about the Gin Roach competing in a boxing fight. There is nothing this guy wouldn't do for money, he put toilet paper on his head. At the same time, he acts like leaving his house and driving a mile is going to kill him. It is so interesting if his greed will overcome his laziness. I doubt it.

Phil will do a LOT of stupid shit for money, but leaving the comfort of his WAKhando to fight someone? Nah, I don't see that. Hell, he backed out at the LAST minute when he was scheduled to fight someone during the FGC saga - I can't recall his name - when he found out he was being DEAD serious about legit wanting to fight Phil, including getting a weigh in, a boxing license, and insurance in case someone dies. Also, if my lore is correct, he had boxing and MMA training. Once Phil found out about this, he hit him up on AIM and said that they should come in, pretend to fight, stop, and do the DX chops. "It'll be so much fun!" and he realized that Phil is fucking bitch-made.

Point being: Phil is a bitch made idiot, who's ego needs it own damn solar system to fit that massive ego inside of it.

 

[Yujiro Hanma]

Even if Phil gets divorced, which is statistically likely, he may not be unhappy. I don't think Phil has the capacity to be depressed, as long as he has fast food and gacha games.

 

[Madmartigan]

Phil will do a LOT of stupid shit for money, but leaving the comfort of his WAKhando to fight someone? Nah, I don't see that. Hell, he backed out at the LAST minute when he was scheduled to fight someone during the FGC saga - I can't recall his name - when he found out he was being DEAD serious about legit wanting to fight Phil, including getting a weigh in, a boxing license, and insurance in case someone dies. Also, if my lore is correct, he had boxing and MMA training. Once Phil found out about this, he hit him up on AIM and said that they should come in, pretend to fight, stop, and do the DX chops. "It'll be so much fun!" and he realized that Phil is fucking bitch-made.

Point being: Phil is a bitch made idiot, who's ego needs it own damn solar system to fit that massive ego inside of it.

Yeah, that was Viscant, who incidentally was an EVO champion in Marvel vs. Capcom 3. And yes, Viscant did have some sort of martial arts training, although I don't recall the specifics of it.

And yeah, like others have implied, there's almost zero chance Phil would ever agree to a boxing match with anyone.
I think the only chance he would ever accept such an offer is if it was for what he would consider to be a LOT of money (I'm not sure how much that might be), and even then I guarantee it wouldn't be an actual fight. He'd fucking take a dive at the first opportunity, and probably wouldn't even make an effort to make it look legit.

I hope that Keem or anyone else that would possibly make such an offer realizes that Phil actually getting hurt, which could be quite funny and worth some amount of money, isn't something that is very likely. The only way it could happen is if they put Phil in there with someone with some real power that would come in there and just immediately swing for the fences and knock Phil the fuck out with one punch. Otherwise he would just lay there in the fetal position the second he got caught with any sort of significant strike, whilst he daydreamed about all the pulls he'd get with the money someone was fucking stupid enough to offer him.

 

[SomeBoyo]

I hope that just once Phil Burnell will be forced to face the thought of “one day I will be dead” the same way I’m forced to.

Close enough:

 

[TurdFondler]

Once Phil found out about this, he hit him up on AIM and said that they should come in, pretend to fight, stop, and do the DX chops. "It'll be so much fun!" and he realized that Phil is fucking bitch-made.

Missed opportunity here. Should have played into Phil's version but still got the insurance and all that and then just mopped the floor with Phil in public.

 

[Piece of Peace]

Added another automated tracking element to the spreadsheet, it's found on the YT (Analysis) sheet. If I built it correctly, it should automatically adjust on the dates that gifted memberships fall off (exactly 1 month after being given).

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

I can't believe it but Pac Man is exposing how bad his reaction time is more than modern games. Every so often he runs into a wall and his brain locks up for half a second until he changes direction on the pad.

 

[NursezillaX]

Dave's apparently so broke he can't afford cherry juice for his gout. Paypigs better pay up.

Also he *gasp* had to switch to using store brands like the poors.

Decided to talk about pahlitics, which boiled down to his usual "DO YOU WANT ME TO RUN YOUR GOVERNMENT FOR YOU?!?!?" as he regurgitates twitter friendly opinions on the surface.

Spent more time pigsplaining mexican food than anything else that happened yesterday.

I don't think I've really heard him make much of any kind of acknowledgement before this of the fact that the cost of most things are up and that it may be hard on a lot of people. It definitely says something that we already know about him that, even though he's quite explicitly upped his expectation in recent weeks of what amount of their income people should be forking over to him, the first time he's bothered to make even this very abbreviated commentary is when he's felt the pinch himself. Even that threshold of 'feeling the pinch' for him is remarkably low, given that the thing to make him give even a few seconds of lip service to the current economic situation (even getting POLITICAL) was having to buy off-brand fucking cherry juice. Frightening stuff.

Glad to say that he immediately returned to form though, half-heartedly telling everybody to 'hang in there' before proceeding to go forward with his normal expectation that he receive $150 for his upcoming few hours of 'work'. After all, that name brand cherry juice don't pay for itself.

 

[Mature Adult]

OK DSP you win, I tap out on this playthrough. I cant watch you pigsplain pacman, then continuously fail the first levels This is truly a trash stream.

 

[capefear56]

OK DSP you win, I tap out on this playthrough. I cant watch you pigsplain pacman, then continuously fail the first levels This is truly a trash stream.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I hope that just once Phil Burnell will be forced to face the thought of “one day I will be dead” the same way I’m forced to.

"I'm so glad I put thousands of dollars into that mobile game. Nurse, I would like to doordash some Chinese food tonight, for old times sake."

 

[Coldbeyond]

"He's still finding new ways to monetize us in new ways." Someguy with a big nose.

"It seems that the money is more important than being his friend." Googotz guy.

This might be the best mental gymnastics show ever.

They were his only friends for a long time. They fucking nailed his entire M.O.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Phil claims to love JRPG’s but is already making it clear you wont be able to vote for one in the viewers choice event. Imagine how goofy your priorities are when your fans can’t recommend a game from a genre you claim to love lol

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Even if Phil gets divorced, which is statistically likely, he may not be unhappy. I don't think Phil has the capacity to be depressed, as long as he has fast food and gacha games.

Maybe not, but the probable Divorce Saga is the only thing us mentally ill detractors have left for entertainment and decent comeuppance.

I think Phil would spiral hard even worse than after Leanna if he was single again, though. It would be a miracle for him to find another woman now without any credit.

 

[abomination created]

I just cant wait for the part of the rambo/howard podcast where rambo calls his youtube channel "freaking garbage content" and phil immediately nu-hu-hus it off or stares at his phone or bites his fingernails to cope.

he knows wrestling is scripted right? Some of the things he's saying which, he's pretty much devolved into babbling like he's muttering to himself about nonsense makes me think he doesn't REALLY get it's scripted but pretends too.

Also this obsession with Reddit, I'm now convinced he's doing this on purpose to get more posts about him on r/cringe and r/livestramfails.

I recall reading here previously that Rambo had to explain to Phil one time that it is scripted and Phil was completely gobsmacked.