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Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Jack is absolutely not driving in this video. First note how close the grass is to his window, there's no way there's space for a full lane on his side (and unless Jack is actively stroking out, he's not driving on the left side of the road). Secondly, the camera tracks with the movement of the arm on the left side of the frame - and he can't be holding the camera if that's his right arm, so therefore this must be his left arm and the camera is flipped.
EDIT: Also more subtly, you can tell which side of his face is actually his right based on the more limited, stiff facial movements.
EDIT 2: Oh and how did I miss this? Right in the first second of this bit, a car passes them on the wrong side. You can even see it in my screenshot.
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Eljudnir
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According to Rob he drives but that video is 100% not him driving. If he was driving and making a video at the same time though, Manslaughter Arc when?
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The biggest giveaway to me is the giant zit on his nose is on the other side.
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Also the fuckin stroked out retard wonders why it wouldn't be 100% "Why goo?" Because you'd be paying $100 for it otherwise you fuckin dipshit. This guy contributes less than nothing.
Seriously though anyone with a functioning brain hearing "Arby's" and "wagyu" in the same sentence knows it's bullshit, like those Long John's "lobsters" (the first of those were langostinos which are not lobsters at all although they later brought back another variety that while technically a lobster is still not what you would usually think of as one).
Also a 100% wagyu burger would just be congealed grease. Even at something like 50% fat content it's pushing it.
WHY GOO
I did not miss the old theme for jagoffandgo
I still want to know what the fucking aerosol noise in the Cooking with jagoff theme was.
The Lie Burger at Arby's. Honestly the fact they're allowed to market that burger is wagyu is annoying.
Of course they order it with shit slathered on it. There is NO healthy version of ranch, it's always a fucking calorie sink like cream cheese.
Jack's angry to be at arby's, he's grinning, but is not a happy grin.
He makes faces of toddler anger and confusion as he picks at the burger.
I've yelled at friends for eating like that, no one wants to see anyone else turning a burger into finger food.
His "good arm" is pitted, and looks like that of a corpse.
Jack chides the viewer for judging his mouth fuck eating technique "I'm going to eat it like a taco!"
A black is in Jack's vicinity, the fear is palpable. He keeps looking over as if he expects an attack.
The editing is near incoherent. It looks like Jack hates the Jakbang pictures this thread produces, and thus is denying us of those shots.
I know we don't tap glass, but for anyone who does, tell him his "One bite" fiction has run it's course and to KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF.
Jack's "advice" is the opposite of what a restaurant should do. He essentially told them to drown the sandwich in thousand island.
I did not miss the old theme for jagoffandgo
I still want to know what the fucking aerosol noise in the Cooking with jagoff theme was.
The Lie Burger at Arby's. Honestly the fact they're allowed to market that burger is wagyu is annoying.
Of course they order it with shit slathered on it. There is NO healthy version of ranch, it's always a fucking calorie sink like cream cheese.
Jack's angry to be at arby's, he's grinning, but is not a happy grin.
He makes faces of toddler anger and confusion as he picks at the burger.
I've yelled at friends for eating like that, no one wants to see anyone else turning a burger into finger food.
His "good arm" is pitted, and looks like that of a corpse.
Jack chides the viewer for judging his mouth fuck eating technique "I'm going to eat it like a taco!"
A black is in Jack's vicinity, the fear is palpable. He keeps looking over as if he expects an attack.
The editing is near incoherent. It looks like Jack hates the Jakbang pictures this thread produces, and thus is denying us of those shots.
I know we don't tap glass, but for anyone who does, tell him his "One bite" fiction has run it's course and to KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF.
Jack's "advice" is the opposite of what a restaurant should do. He essentially told them to drown the sandwich in thousand island.
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I know we keep saying it but it's not just all us repeating a meme. Jack looks fatter his speech is worse and man he's not making much sense.
Semi related on the meat twinkie vids did anyone notice in background the Gatorade bottle? Half drank. Either Jacks mind and body are really falling apart so rapidly each video is a down grade or, maybe that's where he's hiding his booze? Remember sugar is cancer but he's got a big bottle of old school red Gatorade for a man who doesn't exercise, work in heat (let alone at all) has AC etc. Gatorade isn't even best for work outs or heat stroke, or hang overs but that's another story consoomer jack sees it on tv so wants it.
That burger looks terrible but, I've always found Arby's to be gross sorry to any fans. Jack has to be there at least once a week what a pig of a man.
Semi related on the meat twinkie vids did anyone notice in background the Gatorade bottle? Half drank. Either Jacks mind and body are really falling apart so rapidly each video is a down grade or, maybe that's where he's hiding his booze? Remember sugar is cancer but he's got a big bottle of old school red Gatorade for a man who doesn't exercise, work in heat (let alone at all) has AC etc. Gatorade isn't even best for work outs or heat stroke, or hang overs but that's another story consoomer jack sees it on tv so wants it.
That burger looks terrible but, I've always found Arby's to be gross sorry to any fans. Jack has to be there at least once a week what a pig of a man.
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But Gatorade have electrolytes. It helthy.
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Someone discovered that Mr. Keto Bear from the infamous Fat on the Go keto bakery video is actually gay on the PCTLM's private discussion group. This makes it even funnier since Jagoff was actually simping hard for him, having Big T drive him 5 hours from Tennessee to Mississippi and asking Keto Bear to "sleep over at (Jagoff’s) house” at the first meet up.
Qali has also unprivated his insta, so everyone is welcome to pop in and take a look at his thinly-veiled homoerotic posts.
Qali has also unprivated his insta, so everyone is welcome to pop in and take a look at his thinly-veiled homoerotic posts.
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I noticed the Gatorade and my thought was that it’s a Gatorade Zero due to the color of the label. Sam’s Club sells them by the case which means Jack probably has some in the garage hoard. They have around 10 calories and 270 grams of sodium. No shurgur though. Looks like they may be sweetened with sucralose.
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Fatass made bacon truely homosexual, what a feat if you ask me.
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He's diabetic which he got from eating too much sugar and carbs so carbs are teh evuls. And keto is pretty dangerous for somebody who's diabetic to be on.
Of course ignoring how he says Wagyu, this fat faggot thinks it's a better quality meat and that Arby's is somehow flying actual Japanese beef in to serve in a burger.
He's such a clueless idiot. But perfect for some marketing hype like that.
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The one good aspect of Fat on the Go is the opening music, it's so fucking bad that it's hilarious, I checked out the archive and had to leave my chair for a minute because I was fucking roaring with laugher and had to take a breath. I can't imagine how the average viewer would react to getting fucking blasted with this shit out of nowhere lol!
It's a chipmunk tune, isn't it? Jack probably likes the movies (they are highly intellectual works of art considering the viewer in question) and decided they fit the vibe of Fat on the Go. Or he simply went for a cartoonish tune to avoid some Fundie/QTard nonsense about music. Jack isn't smart enough and too egotistical to try and get hate views, so it's an unironic choice for sure considering we are talking about a guy that can't boil a fucking egg yet thinks he's TV material. Knowing his love for ripping off shit, he might have gotten it from some piece of media he saw or something of the sort!
Some guy like that scamming Jack would be on brand for him. Guy was a total idiot and a colossal narcissist before his cognitive abilities got shot to shit by two strokes, Jack probably chose this hilarious piece of horseshit and paid for it so he is probably going to defend this choice until his dying breath!
Companies like Arby's do this sort of marketing to capitalize on the mental image people have of prime goods such as Wagyu. Most people read about this meat, how good it is and how they raise cattle meticulously just to perfect the marbling on the cuts and become interested in it. They get people from all sides, the ones that already like Arby's, idiots like Jack that actually believe they are serving japanese Wagyu beef, people who know it's horseshit yet want to try to see if it's good, and so on. Powerleveling a bit, some years back McDonald's decided to launch a "Signature" burger with Prosciutto, capitalizing on the refinement of the ingredient. I knew it wasn't going to be served with actual Italian Prosciutto, but I ate it out of curiosity and it wasn't bad, not groundbreaking but not an awful meal designed to trick people. Tasted like every other "Italian type Ham" (same idea, none of the PDO's and the quality and methods used in them), salty and crispy with little underlying flavors albeit far from being bad. It's just marketing doing what it's good for, capitalizing on bringing in as many people as they can lol!
Jack hitting the booze to cope with his inner failings wouldn't be far fetched. Narcissists make these grandiose displays of ego for the World to see, but deep down they are always self-loathing, miserable people, and alcohol consumption would fit not only this case but his need to project his masculinity. Him being constantly hammered would make more sense than a significant mental decline in such a small time even with his health and habits, Jack had two strokes but isn't suffering from Dementia as far as we know. It would be much easier to tell than this, and people with dementia are often much more incoherent in their expressions, which Jack isn't despite being a clear idiot. fuck, this would fit his desperation in getting money: TamHam and his loved ones might put up with his horseshit purchases, but buying booze on their dime isn't something that he can get away with easily!
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They're what plants crave.
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I remember the live stream after it aired, and Jack got angy about the comments. There was a keto bakery (or at least a store that sold keto baked goods) 15 minutes from his house, but he made Tammy drive 5 hours to the middle of bumsfuck Mississippi and chat called him out on it. Also interesting that Jack has yet to go back or mention the store ever again.
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He got pissed that Keto Bear rebuffed his advances, and Jagoff's 5 hour trip to MS was totally wasted; down the drain and no Keto Bear dick to suck.
He got so angy with Keto Bear's rejection that he didn't even bother to include the name of the bakery in the title nor address in the details. LMAO. Keto Bear was probably disgusted at the sight of a fat stroked out man lusting for him.
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Even at his best, Jack only had a tenuous ability to mask is many homosexualisms. After this many strokes and TIAs, he can't even try to hide it. Jack wants man meat and he wants it now!
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“Awww look at that special needs stroke patient with his care taker” -Keto Bear, probably
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A true wagyu burger would be completely pointless, anyway, given that the whole point of wagyu is its marbling. With a burger, marbling doesn't really matter.
The burger looks okay but it doesn't look anything special, either. It looks like what you'd expect an Arby's burger to look like.
The burger looks okay but it doesn't look anything special, either. It looks like what you'd expect an Arby's burger to look like.
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Just in case anyone wants to watch through the Instagram videos of a clearly homosexual man-child, here you go.
A note: this isn't every video from his page, just 2020 to the present.
We're all just jealous.
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