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Here's the scoop on vegan ice cream — and why it's everywhere now​

As temperatures heat up and hordes of Americans begin spending their days at the beach or pool, they'll be thinking of that quintessential summer treat to help them keep cool: ice cream.

While you may have your go-to order etched into your brain in the chance that an ice cream truck rolls down your street, you might be surprised to find a whole new world of options at your local grocery store or ice cream shop.

Thanks to the popularization of plant-based diets, non-dairy ice cream has become a huge industry, catering to people with all types of palates, dietary needs, and curiosities for where the world of ice cream may be going.

Brittany Martin is an editor of Vegetarian Times, which focuses on plant-based food and the lifestyle that comes along with it.

"There's been an amazing explosion in the availability of vegan ice cream, and also the quality of it as well," Martin said. "Market reports say that there's been something like a 300% increase just since 2018."

She theorizes that there are a few factors behind this boom.

Firstly, there's been a surge in people who have adopted vegan or vegetarian diet in the past few years. Second, people have become more open-minded about trying these alternatives, whether it be for their health, environmental reasons, or just because it tastes good.

"People used to think that vegan ice cream is lesser-than, or not as delicious, not as creamy," she said. "But between people just being more creative ... and some of the technology innovations, the quality is really there."

These innovations can span from intriguing new flavor combinations, to better textures than vegan options that came before. And ultimately, to a product that feels much more familiar to the average consumer.

Alicia Kennedy, a vegetarian food writer, said that until recently there were just a handful of little-known brands selling vegan ice cream. Now, big companies have entered the game.

"You're gonna see Ben & Jerry's non-dairy in the aisles of a Walgreens or any old supermarket," she said. "It's been a real shift from an aisle at the natural grocer."

These days, you also can find ice cream made from all types of milk — cashew, oat, hemp, and more, each offering a distinct flavor and texture.

While Kennedy and Martin both say plant-based ice cream probably won't replace the dairy option anytime soon, Martin said it wasn't about competing — it's just about having more options available for everybody.

"This is not weird, you're not missing out on anything," she said. "It's just as great and it's gonna fill all of those same cravings you have"
 
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Why? We have sherbet, sorbet, ice pops, popsicles.

Plus they already have been makinf almond/coconut milk ice “cream” for lactose intolerant people for at least 10 years. And it’s pretty good actually, even if the texture isn’t quite right. Why is it only important now that they can call it “vegan”?
 
Accidentally bought a pint of a brand that has a dairy free version and didn’t realize till I got home, the texture is different but not the taste imo.

It was labeled as a frozen dessert and not ice cream which I realized after the fact.
 
Inb4 the FDA pushes these fag's shit in:
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US law is abundantly clear here. This is not ice cream, milk comes from animals and not plants, and calling this frozen sludge something it is not to sell it to the general public is criminal.
I would agree if these products weren't supporting the green narrative. Fat chance much negative happens to these companies gov regulations wise.
 
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I would agree if these products weren't supporting the green narrative. Fat chance much negative happens to these companies gov regulations wise.
There's one thing regulators really hate and that is customers that are genuinely confused and make mistakes because of misleading labels like the posters above you. Most of these "manufacturers" are likely so small that they are little more than paper-companies that contract a copacker to use their recipe and slap their label on it. Now imagine you're this company and you've been utilizing credit in ways typical businesses do, and an injunction comes in. Even if you were on the shelf your retailers cannot legally sell it. Well your inventory is your most valuable asset, your sole source of revenue generation, and Uncle Sam has locked that shit down. Word will hit your creditor's ears faster than you can believe and knowing the dire straights ahead they will all be lining up to inform you that a prerequisite for any future business is settling your current outstanding debts. With the company dead the owners make it away legally unscathed. Anyone in that industry is just doing their due diligence to "pierce the veil" here and look up the business registration to blacklist the owners even if they cannot be held legally liable. If retailers do not think they can move it, even marked down to 40% of the cost, they will readily discard it as dead stock. It's impressive just how delicately balanced many operations like this are.
 
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I'vee had the unfortunate experience of seeing how at least three different brands of dairy-free ice "cream" are synthesized in two separate factories.

I do not trust them. At best they're an unholy mixture of coconut oil and sugar. At worst, not even the people who make this shit knows what the hell they're putting into the mix. They tend towards separation too, a truly disgusting affair to have a nice chilled layer of *oil* in your pint. Even freshly made they taste like poison half the time, I cannot imagine how they taste by the time they get on the shelves.
 
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Can I just eat fucking food without having to have a "lifestyle" attached to it?
Lifestyles are more lucrative than a good product and you have less competition. What do you do when the normal market is saturated? The American food market is saturated and there are less than 10 major players, iirc. What is Nabisco going to do to grow Oreo? Coke? Both can only add limited time flavors. The market is tapped out.
This was even one of the issues that led to Gamergate having staying power. The video game market is saturated. Companies need to grow forever under the current corporate culture. What do you do? You target people who don't play games. Maybe that tumblr girl will buy a game from EA so the market expands and line goes up... except in that situation they decided to target that demo by changing current franchises in the hope dedicated fans would accept it.
Vegans don’t make up nearly as much of the population they wish they did.
And they think it ethical to make people eat the products by any means. They purposely place the "fresh" beyond meat patties next to beef patties. The soy bits "tuna" is called Tuno, is placed next to the real tuna, and looks a lot like a nicer brand of real tuna. tuno.jpgwildplanec.png
These people will put "plant based" or "vegan" in small letters. Vegans check. Normal people don't as much. Why would they when vegan processed foods masquerading as real food haven't existed in this capacity?
 
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Lifestyles are more lucrative than a good product and you have less competition. What do you do when the normal market is saturated? The American food market is saturated and there are less than 10 major players, iirc. What is Nabisco going to do to grow Oreo? Coke? Both can only add limited time flavors. The market is tapped out.
This was even one of the issues that led to Gamergate having staying power. The video game market is saturated. Companies need to grow forever under the current corporate culture. What do you do? You target people who don't play games. Maybe that tumblr girl will buy a game from EA so the market expands and line goes up.

And they think it ethical to make people eat the products by any means. They purposely place the "fresh" beyond meat patties next to beef patties. The soy bits "tuna" is called Tuno, is placed next to the real tuna, and looks a lot like a nicer brand of real tuna. View attachment 3347598View attachment 3347604
These people will put "plant based" or "vegan" in small letters. Vegans check. Normal people don't as much. Why would they when vegan processed foods masquerading as real food haven't existed in this capacity?
Where I live at least the canned and shelf-stable vegan shit is segregated, as it rightly should be. Do they actually just put them together in other places, because that is fucking horrifying.
 
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Where I live at least the canned and shelf-stable vegan shit is segregated, as it rightly should be. Do they actually just put them together in other places, because that is fucking horrifying.
They used to not. They only started mixing "lifestyle" foods and normal food together the past few years in the urban and rural areas I've lived. They used to have their own section. I can't tell if this is a political or efficiency decision. Kroger was one of them and Kroge is very politically active.
 
Can I just eat fucking food without having to have a "lifestyle" attached to it?

I don't want to eat whipped oil and stabilizers. Also, nut "milk" has most of the actual nutrients thrown away when you crush the nuts in water, so nondairy ice cream has way less protein and other nutrients than dairy ice cream, but just as much sugar.
I enjoy Jonathan Haidt's moral foundation theory, and part of it says that religion and moral diets come from the same place psychologically speaking. More specifically, both come from the Sanctity/Degradation axis and the idea that "My body is a temple so I'd better keep it clean". This is why vegans are as obnoxious as street preachers of faiths you don't already adhere to.

All of that was a long winded intro to say yes you can eat without making it your lifestyle, but only if you fill the god shaped hole in your heart with something else.
 
Maybe sometimes. Texture is not something I have seen them able to properly replicate. And taste is pushing it already.
texture of store bought icecream is bad and the taste is no problem if you get your base neutral.
you can make much better icecream at home.

but for this article, i only eat vegan icecream at my fav cafe. its called granita and its perfect for a hot day.
 
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I'vee had the unfortunate experience of seeing how at least three different brands of dairy-free ice "cream" are synthesized in two separate factories.

I do not trust them. At best they're an unholy mixture of coconut oil and sugar. At worst, not even the people who make this shit knows what the hell they're putting into the mix. They tend towards separation too, a truly disgusting affair to have a nice chilled layer of *oil* in your pint. Even freshly made they taste like poison half the time, I cannot imagine how they taste by the time they get on the shelves.
There is something about these vegan ice creams where they taste nothing like what is advertised. Chocolate and peanut butter, both very distinct flavours, and we have had it in the form of things like Reese Peanut Butter Cup. And yet, they are not only unable to make it vaguely resemble the taste, but make it completely revolting, unless your brain is on soy.

You can probably home make a vegan ice cream and it would probably taste good, yet the people who sell it for profit can't. Better yet, just make/buy the real thing and not some soy infused shit.
 
There is something about these vegan ice creams where they taste nothing like what is advertised. Chocolate and peanut butter, both very distinct flavours, and we have had it in the form of things like Reese Peanut Butter Cup. And yet, they are not only unable to make it vaguely resemble the taste, but make it completely revolting, unless your brain is on soy.

You can probably home make a vegan ice cream and it would probably taste good, yet the people who sell it for profit can't. Better yet, just make/buy the real thing and not some soy infused shit.
Part of the problem, which I'm not sure you could overcome even if making it at home, is the base taste of your main body of the ice cream/"cream." Normal cream has a relatively mild taste, and even if going a little sour the actual cream flavor can easily be masked by added flavors.

Coconut oil, and any other material have stronger flavors which are more difficult to mask. The problem only grows worse as you consider the difficulty in making a shelf-stable product that commercial ice cream manufacturers would have to struggle with.

EDIT: Another thing which springs to my mind is the lack of the fats in vegan ice creams. To my knowledge, the fattiest vegan substitute for cream, coconut oil, are still only around 10% percent fat. Cream used in making ice cream can be up to 40% or more. Unless you concentrate the coconut fats, you won't get the proper fatty content in the ice cream. And of course, to get a similar amount of fat, you need a lot of unpleasant tasting *oil,* which probably makes it a losing game.

Plus, a lot of flavorings might not be vegan. So they might even be limited there
 
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To my knowledge, the fattiest vegan substitute for cream, coconut oil, are still only around 10% percent fat. Cream used in making ice cream can be up to 40% or more. Unless you concentrate the coconut fats, you won't get the proper fatty content in the ice cream.
According to the ice cream tiktoker on YouTube, the legal definition of ice cream from the FDA is it has at least 10% fat, so if your numbers are right I guess you could barely make it but there's more really much room for much else to be mixed in.

No idea what the requirements are on a science level though, because like the tiktoker says we'd still call the not legally ice cream cake an ice cream cake.

 
It’s all so synthetic. Eat meat, or eat veg. Don’t eat a mock-up ersatz meat replacement made of synthetic chemical slop that has to be processed to hell and back to look sort of like meat. Just don’t eat the meat if you are anti meat.
I accidentally bought some vegan ice cream for the kids (agree with above comments about confusing packaging) and they refused to touch it after the first taste. It was hideous. Greasy, nasty oily taste. Ice lollies exist , if you don’t want to eat cream eat that.
Oat milk tastes revolting. It tastes like a hamster cage that hasn’t been cleaned for a week.
 
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