Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AirdropShitposts]

When Fat finally expands to fill the entire universe then he will be the most respected author and only the stalker child entropy will be able to mock him.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

I'm catching up on this thread after a few drinks and wrong idea bc really he is a bummer of an existence.
if I had to curse someone I hated, like I really wanted them to suffer, I would wish on a genie that they had 1 year to live then they would turn into patrick tomlinson. and I would send them this thread so they would know their fate. what a terrible hell.
I think there are some dogs with more humanity than patrick tomlinson. he is so fucked up.

 

[get-tar manajerk]

I'm catching up on this thread after a few drinks and wrong idea bc really he is a bummer of an existence.

This thread is amazing after a few drinks I can not relate. He just never stops making an ass of himself it's free entertainment there are people that actually don't know what a torrent is and pay for gay shit like disney plus and netflix and amazon whatever and here we are with totally free entertainment.

Also when I am drunk my senses become enhanced. My eye sight for some reason becomes a lot better, and I'm able to make some crucial observations. I have discovered that he is obese and I would not have sex with him.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Extremely important fence update, there was a 'meeting to clarify' that took place on the 27th of May. I imagine that piggy tried to 'no child' the city of Milwaukee.

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It's a shame it wasn't recorded and livestreamed. Hopefully the city of Milwaukee does better next time.

 

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

Thanks. I'm still cutting back on capping his twitter. I'm only capturing things that add to Pat lore or that are really funny. Speaking of which, he tweeted this about an hour ago. Not sure if this rate of rejection is industry standard. Any writers want to comment?

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I applied to several hundred software engineer job listings before I got my first job as a self taught. 120 actually seems pretty low considering how many oafs think their daydreams deserve millions of dollars

 

[Nod Flenders]

Sir, that blue checkmark is just a sticker you put on your phone. Now get away from me. You smell like cheap beer and... pepperoni.

Patrick: Child, the blue checkmark means I'm more important than you!

Just a reminder, Patrick Tomlinson is fat.

 

[The Ideal AutoModerator]

We all gotta remember that going to HOA "clarifications" and court hearings just comes with being a successful political pundit and celebrity author.
When you get as big as Patrick you have to be ready to deal with the bullshit.

 

[Meriasek]

We all gotta remember that going to HOA "clarifications" and court hearings just comes with being a successful political pundit and celebrity author.
When you get as big as Patrick you have to be ready to deal with the bullshit.

And he got pretty damn big. His next home improvement project is gonna be widening all the doors so he can get through them without scraping again.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Tomorrow and Sunday is WonderFest 2022 weekend in Louisville, KY. Pat will likely be in attendance as he seldom misses this convention. #PayQuasi

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

And he got pretty damn big. His next home improvement project is gonna be widening all the doors so he can get through them without scraping again.

Yeah and he’s fat too!

 

[Neko GF]

[Cow Crossover with Reddit tranny janny Anthony "Erin" Reed] Fatrick chimes in on Florida classifying troon metical treatments as being experimental:

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LOL, how is fining the Special Olympics killing people?

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[break these cuffs]

LOL, how is fining the Special Olympics killing people?

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Because not requiring people to get the vaccine is murder. Because Rick is very fat and very stupid.

 

[Akashic Retard]

[Cow Crossover with Reddit tranny janny Anthony "Erin" Reed] Fatrick chimes in on Florida classifying troon metical treatments as being experimental:
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LOL, how is fining the Special Olympics killing people?
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Ron Paul's response to Fatrick:

 

[TollBoothWilly]

Because not requiring people to get the vaccine is murder. Because Rick is very fat and very stupid.

Also it's a direct attack on his fanbase

[Cow Crossover with Reddit tranny janny Anthony "Erin" Reed] Fatrick chimes in on Florida classifying troon metical treatments as being experimental:
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LOL, how is fining the Special Olympics killing people?
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Anything that costs his fan base money could hurt book sales

 

[AnOminous]

I applied to several hundred software engineer job listings before I got my first job as a self taught. 120 actually seems pretty low considering how many oafs think their daydreams deserve millions of dollars

I think he didn't get published until he blew the right pedo at SFWA.

 

[Meriasek]

I think he didn't get published until he blew the right pedo at SFWA.

Maybe he let them have a few black neighbourhood kids before he ground them up into pepperonis.

 

[Slobs]

I think he didn't get published until he blew the right pedo at SFWA.

And all 120 attempts were Samuel Delaney. Patrick's a bit slow so it took him 119 times to figure out not to chew.
That's why you don't stick your "pepperoni" in a 1.7(1.2) GPA-er's mouth.

 

[kcbbq]

It is often a speculation in science fiction that every possibility that could happen does happen, but potential universes split off at each of these branchings.

It is a fun fact that in none of these is Fat Rick a respected writer, or not obese, because even though the number of universes is infinite, it only includes those that are possible.

I thought that was interesting.

People severely misunderstand how infinite parallel and branching universes work. There's a threshold where the unlikely unlikelihood becomes statistically impossible in the math.

Even in sci-fi worlds where a universe possibly exists he's respected and not fat, say Roger Zelazny's Chronicles of Amber you'd be so far away from Earth in the direction of Chaos the streets would be paved with cheese, it would rain catfood, the entire atmosphere would spontaneously combust randomly throughout the day, and the value of being respected and thin would be inverted and hed still be considered a failure.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Have we ever seen Fat Pat fire a weapon? Sure we've seen him playing with one like he thinks he's a Bollywood action star, but actually using one? He acts as if he's some sort of competent fighting man but I've never seen any proof.

I doubt he's ever fired it. If he has, ge did so maybe once, at 7 yards or less. Marksmanship, especially with a pistol, takes practise. He's much, much, much, too lazy for that.

 

[AprilRains]

I doubt he's ever fired it. If he has, ge did so maybe once, at 7 yards or less. Marksmanship, especially with a pistol, takes practise. He's much, much, much, too lazy for that.

There's no firing wear on that pistol. There's not even holster wear.