Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
Hilarious. Both lawyers stricken with the “man flu.” Pardon my ignorance, but did the lawyers file this motion or did he? Just seems like a little bit of a stretch for lawyers to write something like this. “Judge! The dog ate my lawyers filings…etc”.
Eh... actually the reason they're requesting the filing is because they both caught the flu and they have an imminent deadline for filing in a Supreme Court case which they don't think can be extended (apparently the Supreme Court wants them to file "before it adjourns for its summer recess").
 
Thanks for the info. I doubt this comes as much of a surprise to anyone, but it's nice to know that the matter is finally actually going to proceed instead of being in interminable and insufferable mediation.
Well, we're dealing with an interminable and insufferable asshole, so...
 
It's the perfect time to strike - she's now defeated and vulnerable, and his Morbius syndrome is now more popular than ever
I saw this, and then spent the next 9001 hours in Paint crafting this masterpiece. Beginning to Moeb.png
 
Interesting. Looks like Russhole is easing himself back into Crackbook.

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He's giving his upcoming release some sizzle too, using the same Elaine video he used on Insta.

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I wonder how long it'll be until Russhole goes into his traditional cycle of FB rage quitting...
 
Interesting. Looks like Russhole is easing himself back into Crackbook.

That's huge in my book. I really need a regular dose of Russ's sperging in between his legal filings. I know he'll never reach the heights of saying women saying no to him is discrimination and should be punishable by law, but even being a regular facebook mong is sometimes delightful.
 
Wow how brave of him to speak his truth.
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"Yo, Amber Heard (Yo girl)
Sweeter than lemon curd (Baby doll)
Wanna separate you from the herd (Like a lion)
Come to my party on the 23rd (Not a date)"


- Russell Greer (late 2022, probably)

In a topsy-turvy world of monkey pox and kindly Ukrainian Nazis, I derive great comfort from the predictably sleazy manner in which Greer will sidle up to a female celebrity who has suffered a setback in her career. Maybe, he speculates, this will be the inciting incident that compels Amber to lower her gaze from the eye level of society's A-listers, and regard the sweaty and dishevelled sex criminal who grovels at her feet, proffering a cheap bouquet of flowers purchased from a gas station forecourt, and an overall demeanour that seems to say: I will accept any domestic abuse that you heap on me with good grace.

If nothing else, one has to admire his Pepé Le Pew levels of sexual optimism. Even Amber Heard at her most wretched wouldn't knowingly take a greasy, trucker-sized shit within 10 miles of Greer's rumpled, drool-sodden bedding.

If we entertain a notion held by one of Heard's former beaus - the Twitter disruptor, Elon Musk - that we are living in a simulation, then Greer is likely being played by an individual who has been convicted of crimes so heinous that being trapped inside his body for several decades is regarded as the only appropriate sentence. Either that, or an avid user of whatever passes for /pol/ or /r9k/in the real world.
 
I will accept any domestic abuse that you heap on me with good grace.
That's an interesting point. Russ has many of the hallmarks of an abuser. How would he respond to a woman who was also abusive? We know he gets pissed when a woman tries to assert authority over him, so how would he act if somehow he got in a relationship with a woman like Amber Heard? I don't think he's ever been in a real physical fight and he's a runt, so even a petite woman could probably take him down without too much trouble.
 
That's an interesting point. Russ has many of the hallmarks of an abuser. How would he respond to a woman who was also abusive? We know he gets pissed when a woman tries to assert authority over him, so how would he act if somehow he got in a relationship with a woman like Amber Heard? I don't think he's ever been in a real physical fight and he's a runt, so even a petite woman could probably take him down without too much trouble.
His narcissism would love it. He gets to be the poor, battered victim. If only she would have heard his plights, she wouldn’t have had to beat him so hard! He’s disabled!
 
His narcissism would love it. He gets to be the poor, battered victim. If only she would have heard his plights, she wouldn’t have had to beat him so hard! He’s disabled!
I'm sure he'd land a few lucky punches.
 
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Some OF models do run an online course to teach newbies how to best advertise their content and platforms, but I can see Russ trying to do something like that thinking he'll get grateful girls to fuck him despite him having no idea how the business side of things works. It would be as close to being a pimp as he's ever going to get. And that's his goal. He idolized Dennis Hof until Hof banned him. But Russ has huge power fantasies, and nothing would make him happier than being able to command a bunch of women he views as worthless to fulfill his every whim.
 
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