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I gotta say, I’m really looking forward to going to Walmart one day in about two years and meeting him at the entrance and her at the register. Their matching vests and 1000 yard stares will be so cute. 
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A dog a sitting at a table eating a capsicum.If she's reading this thread, we need to start a pool of tattoo suggestions. We have a duty to contribute to her subconscious and see them begin to manifest in her impulse decisions.
His face tattooed on HER face.If she's reading this thread, we need to start a pool of tattoo suggestions. We have a duty to contribute to her subconscious and see them begin to manifest in her impulse decisions.
I don't think it's that deep. I think Ian is a socially awkward weird dude who lost his virginity to Anisa (at age like 27 btw lol) and legit thinks he can't do better then her. He married the first chick who would fuck him because he doesn't know any better. Watching him in the recent Sam doc the guy clearly has Asperger's. He will just stand and smile when people are trying to talk with him and seems to completely miss basic social cues. The guy is socially awkward to an uncomfortable extent so I can see why he never had luck with women. He can do better then Anisa though for sure.My theory is Ian got a taste for humiliating people on Content Cop, but turned that desire for humiliation inwards after YouTube cracked down on that type of content. Or he just has no self worth. Probably the later.
You know this was really enjoyable and I can only hope there is more or we see more Harley/Sam stuff in the future, this series has been the best stuff to come out of anything related to Ian for a long time.
Their whole power dynamic took a whole reversal, didn’t it? He was at first in charge, for one.Then he gets with Anisa, tells her to stop titty streaming and talking to "Zoe's ho squad" (based) dunks on Tana and for a while maintains his title as "Funny Egdelord Asshole" and all is well
I think he’s just comfortable. He still has good income and could easily find another clout goblin e whore if they split up, and we all know M’Anisa would eventually find another marginally e-famous man to latch on to within a few months (probably has been keeping her options open behind Blackeye McCreepstache’s back imo)Now that they know each other and Anisa knows him for who he really is, she is the one calling the shots.
He is afraid of losing her, and she knows it.
She's already got a pin-up girl tattoo, right? She should get one of herself 3 years ago, in a really prominent place where she'll get to look at it every morning! That would be super empowering and give her tons of internet clout!If she's reading this thread, we need to start a pool of tattoo suggestions. We have a duty to contribute to her subconscious and see them begin to manifest in her impulse decisions.
I think he’s just comfortable. He still has good income and could easily find another clout goblin e whore if they split up, and we all know M’Anisa would eventually find another marginally e-famous man to latch on to within a few months (probably has been keeping her options open behind Blackeye McCreepstache’s back imo)
Edit: I hope he got a prenuptial lmao
You must've missed the dms when she was mocking her with presumably her friends on discord about him begging her not to leave himI think he’s just comfortable. He still has good income and could easily find another clout goblin e whore if they split up, and we all know M’Anisa would eventually find another marginally e-famous man to latch on to within a few months (probably has been keeping her options open behind Blackeye McCreepstache’s back imo)
Edit: I hope he got a prenuptial lmao
I suspect their relationship lasts as long as Chris Ray Gun continues to ignore Anisa's thirst for him or she finds her next Chris to fixate on. If Chris had at any point responded to Anisa's flirtations Ian would have been dumped instantly but Chris clearly isn't into Anisa and never will be. Maybe Anisa will find someone else to fixate on, but the relationship with Ian is firm until she finds her next favourite person and has a chance at grabbing them. Ian does well at blowing smoke up her ass and her him so it's mutually beneficial for now. Ian on the other hand might get lucky now that Lily Singh is single, maybe him sucking up to YouTube and trying to be less "problematic" means Lily will give him the time of day now. But this would require him to go out and interact with another human being and not scare them away.I'm convinced the pandemic is the only reason they've lasted this long. The world opening back up and this new networking personality she's adopted will give her plenty of opportunities to find her next target; while Ian sits back unknowingly with that goofy glazed over look he gets whenever he's being cucked.
She really is just an extension of icucks at this point. She doesn't allow him to make appearances anywhere if she isn't tagging along. She literally has nothing interesting to add to any conversation. She's like a parasite, and once she latches onto you, crappy tattoos start appearing all over your body and your brain slowly melts.Idubbbz and Anisa showed up on Hasan’s stream
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Have not been able to listen through it yet but it’s funny to see how glued her eyes are on chat while scrubbing through the VOD. Yearns for that internet attention
I wonder what price she had to pay to get them on there?Idubbbz and Anisa showed up on Hasan’s stream
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Have not been able to listen through it yet but it’s funny to see how glued her eyes are on chat while scrubbing through the VOD. Yearns for that internet attention
Does she have any tattoos on her back at all? I can't remember seeing any and i'm wondering if she legit just walks around looking like someone sneezed random tattoos on her entire front body while there is NOTHING behind it.Idubbbz and Anisa showed up on Hasan’s stream
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Have not been able to listen through it yet but it’s funny to see how glued her eyes are on chat while scrubbing through the VOD. Yearns for that internet attention
God they look like methheads.Idubbbz and Anisa showed up on Hasan’s stream
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Have not been able to listen through it yet but it’s funny to see how glued her eyes are on chat while scrubbing through the VOD. Yearns for that internet attention