DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
He's straight fucking lying pretending that if he doesn't acknowledge money sent to him during the "react" segment that he isn't monetizing it. Goddamn dude I couldn't imagine the cognitive dissonance trying to justify making money off my former friends who hate me. Give me Top Hats for this post because this fucking scumbag is actually making me upset with the way he's treating people he used to be close to.
 
. I imagine he'll keep playing sf2. Speaking of which, how is Phil even doing? I am gonna start playing ssf2 turbo revival for myself today purely out of curiosity to see how it works. I've never been into fighting games but the time has finally come. If he's playing for such a long time, I'd expect him to have a high rank or to improve or at least know a lot of stuff about it.
Best of luck, he's got copies for both platforms now to run from detractors and when the next collection comes out soon expect him to do the same there.
See no tipping, hear no tipping, speak no tipping.
The fourth, of course is the invisible expectation of unspoken background tipping that is a shitty FromSoft beginners trap. That's why their games are always garbage for never changing or maybe changing too much.

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He's straight fucking lying pretending that if he doesn't acknowledge money sent to him during the "react" segment that he isn't monetizing it. Goddamn dude I couldn't imagine the cognitive dissonance trying to justify making money off my former friends who hate me. Give me Top Hats for this post because this fucking scumbag is actually making me upset with the way he's treating people he used to be close to.

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Yeah this is such a relatable feeling man. You're not crossing any lines just blown out by how greedy and clueless he is. There is a legitimate chance he's this dumb and there is an equal or greater chance he's just greedy and descriptive enough to think this will fool enough people plus his doctored uploads with missing begments will be the "final say" as far as history is concerned and he feels confident anyone with a complete upload is a detractor and he can dissuade anyone from believing it's real which is now wrapping around to him being retarded again.
 
He just posted a new video lmao

SPECIAL UPDATE Regarding Tomorrow's John/Howard React! Event: NO Monetization!​

We still have no respect for him.

What is there really to react to in the video? Two guys who feel hurt beacuse their friend treated them like shit? So now the pig will run turbo defense mode so as not to appear as the world's worst friend - no thanks.
Phil is the just a disgusting person who does not deserve friends - gotcha.
 
I actually hope John and Howard see DSP's react. I hope they see the entire thing and then carry on with their good lives and keep ignoring Phil. Not to be racist or anything, but it's a bit comical how you have a disgusting greedy pig like Phil and he's leeching of an honest working jew who only wanted to have fun in the fgc and do some yt skits. Props to John for being a decent man and being self aware enough to joke about himself and I guess it's impressive to see how well raised he was.
 
I actually hope John and Howard see DSP's react. I hope they see the entire thing and then carry on with their good lives and keep ignoring Phil. Not to be racist or anything, but it's a bit comical how you have a disgusting greedy pig like Phil and he's leeching of an honest working jew who only wanted to have fun in the fgc and do some yt skits. Props to John for being a decent man and being self aware enough to joke about himself and I guess it's impressive to see how well raised he was.
He's a CPA with a reasonably cushy job and a level of success that DSP wishes he had. Don't worry, he'll see it. The next step is to be patient and let DSP stick his foot in his mouth for 4 hours calling John and Howard liars without using the word. That will encourage them to do a small clap back that DSP probably fears most. Humiliation from those who knew him the best. Being a professional and deleting past work/social media to protect your career isn't the same as swearing yourself off the internet. Now if some dent-tractor derails him before he can prolapse himself publicly tomorrow I'll hunt them down myself.

I had a past in a trolling group over a decade ago and a quiet YouTube channel recording readings of children's books as bed time stories for kids since I never got them. Non monetized and comments disabled, no way to contact me. But a Christian nutjob Karen group came at me in real life because I read books they didn't agree with that mentioned dinosaurs (think Danny and the Dinosaur). They were offended that their neglected children with ipads heard things they disliked and it was my fault apparently. I got fired for their calls to my job.
 
Not be monetized? So no super chats or stickers? Because if he doesn't disable those they will still show up in his chat. Fucking hypocrite. I guess the comment from John "He monetizes us till this day!" cut deeper then imagined. Also who wants to bet that Super Thanks will be anabled on that particular reack videos?
 
He's straight fucking lying pretending that if he doesn't acknowledge money sent to him during the "react" segment that he isn't monetizing it. Goddamn dude I couldn't imagine the cognitive dissonance trying to justify making money off my former friends who hate me. Give me Top Hats for this post because this fucking scumbag is actually making me upset with the way he's treating people he used to be close to.
It’s actually worse because he’s turning off pop ups, leaderboard, shout outs and his clown outfits so when Howard/Rambo see the video they might actually believe the illusion he wasn’t taking donations.
 
It’s actually worse because he’s turning off pop ups, leaderboard, shout outs and his clown outfits so when Howard/Rambo see the video they might actually believe the illusion he wasn’t taking donations.
As if Dave would be able to stop begging for 90 minutes.
I can guarantee that his eyes will dart to his StreamElements page constantly and if the tips slow down in the slightest, he will 100% stealth beg and "hint".
 
As if Dave would be able to stop begging for 90 minutes.
I can guarantee that his eyes will dart to his StreamElements page constantly and if the tips slow down in the slightest, he will 100% stealth beg and "hint".
For a guy who loves to spilt hairs and semantics he sure fucking loves to say the most direct beg without directly telling them to give him money, like only dents don't notice or care
 
So what made the needle drop?

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Hardest he's EVER worked dood, one minute at a time, then he finally reached minute six the day prior, the "he always tries to find ways to monetize us" moment and went "oh fuck". But he also claims he watched it multiple times. Did he mean multiple times, one minute at a time? Cause the plot a month ago that he was an workaholic and that's why they split. Did it take him a month to realize he can't spin it? Did a dent have to remind him? Did a dent prepare his script? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DETRACTORBALL Z!
 
So guys! I will be FUCKING A PORNSTAR LIVE in my shtream! Thing is, so people don't say I'm a sex worker! Alright! I'm gonna DISABLE TIPS AND PAHPUPS during that SPECIFIC SEGMENT! So then I'm not monetizing sex work! However! You can tip me before, or after! During the segments where I'm going to be playing FIFA with her or eating McDonald's with her! And that way, I'm not a sex worker! Sound good? Sound great! Alright!

What is this, a kid trying to justify how he didn't die because he brought up his everything-proof shield? You already monetized them, you continue to monetize them. Motherfucker, if you do ANYTHING that will get eyes on you and butts in seats AND you're gonna beg during the stream as we know you will you're already monetizing them just by having them be a draw. Not to mention the memberships. He's gonna have a bigger audience today and it's gonna be entirely thanks to John and Howard. Nobody wants the ASMR Muckbang or the watch DSP order food on Doordash segments. It's all about the tea, and he knows that.

"It'd be pretty fucked up if 7 years later I monetized them again" Well I agree with that and so do Jasper and Khet.

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On a topic change which I can't quote because I'm editing, RaidenAUndertale asked how good DSP is at Super Turbo. DSP's alright at Sooper Toorboe. It's not like he actually knows what he's doing most of the time but he's a competent flowcharter in a game that's 99% about flowcharting people to death. He likes his jump-ins, he likes his mashed out reversals and he likes his throw setups and that's about it. If he gets you in the corner with Vega he'll blockstring you to death, and if he's playing Balrog he'll do cross-under throws a lot and try to headbutt his way out of pressure. He's very predictable and not really very good, but to be fair to him it IS his best fighting game and the one most suited to his basic bitch playstyle.

As for his amount of knowledge he knows most of the stuff there is to know, but keep in mind Super Turbo is literally the first competitive figting game out there. It wasn't that deep. You can learn Super Turbo's entire library of knowledge and be good at it in like three days if you put your mind to it. Combos were a glitch, and the ones that existed are super simplistic, everything is super high damage so anyone can win, inputs are fairly simple because there's no huge jump in double link cancel into trigger into juggle into super combos. Like Max Dood said: Jump in heavy kick into sweep was a pretty good combo. I'm sure it doesn't really sound that daunting.

It had a few problems, like random ToD combos, matchups mattered a lot, zoning characters were at a huge advantage mainly because once you finally got in, you couldn't tech throws, and they'd just yeet you whence you came. Throws in general were just janky as fuck, that's why Phil abuses them. But that's it. There's really not much to this game. It's one of the few games where you can play close to perfect and have no response to it. If your character didn't have an invincible reversal, for example, and Vega got you in the corner, you were fucking dead already. Dhalsim is the same but in reverse in the sense that there are certain zones of the screen where he can just jump and slap or drill kick you and he either gets another jump slap or a jump drill kick, which nets him an unbreakable throw, and there's almost no counterplay for this. It's a big part of why Phil likes it. It's a fundamentally broken game from before people understood how you'd design a 2 player fighting game properly, and anyone who learns the cheese is greatly rewarded.

Don't be intimidated by him running scrub lobbies 24/7, he'd get eaten alive in Fightcade. If you're gonna snipe him, Super Turbo is pretty easy to learn. I'd reccomend you pick Guile and Dhalsim and go hard on the keepaway, he always gets picked apart by those characters when the player is good, and it makes him go gamerface absolute sweaty tryhard mode, which gives the most amount of goldust. He also struggles against competent Bison players for some reason, but SF2 is the most basic of fighting games and incredibly matchup dependant, so you really are better off learning the two best characters.
 
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it's weird that he's bringing this shit up 7 years later and it's even weirder that his paypigs seem to be legitimately excited for it, too. he's not going to address any of the allegations he'll just sidestep them as usual and claim a bunch of innocent until proven guilty garbage.

it's almost like he's waited this long because he knows that rambo and howard have probably moved so far on from whatever they were doing with him that they won't be fucked to give him any kind of response this time. knowing phil though it's probably just taken this long to build a narrative where he comes out looking like the good guy
 
This whole thing will be a 🧩 spectacle as usual. It will be Phil Reacts plus videos time-stamped and out of context (lol) and lots and lots of hearsay. So, in other words, business as usual.

Everyone knows by “super special most in-depth thing I’ve ever done” Phil will undoubtedly end up playing a clip from the video, frown, nod his head, pause the video, go “wrong!,” find an out of context video. and then squirm as he did in the Debunked stream:
“Howard said I never paid him but here’s a video from 2012 where we are playing a PlayStation Move game. After this video **points to the screen** behind the scenes, I did pay him. Now obviously I can’t show you my receipts from sending money to his PayPal that would be ridiculous and people would use that info to hurt me. Just trust me, guys. Alright? He was paid well. HANDSOMELY well. Okay? Okay! Sounds good? Sounds good to me.”
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Now if the writers wanted to throw us a real curve ball, John and Howard would drop a DEBUNKED stream to the reaction of Phil debunking the original call-out video debunking Phil, which would be UBER special.
 
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