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He's a galaxy sized pussy. He only reacts in safe spaces for him, like how he begs Metokur to come on the Killstream so he can mute him to talk over him. It's been that way since the Jarbo hosted stream.
š· Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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he looks even more fucked ralph what the fuck is wrong with you you freak of fucming nature. Your body is a blasphemy against God. Its like Satan's own bobblehead ffs you mong
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You know we should count how many times he has quoted the Farms in the last five days.
ETA while on VACATION
ETA while on VACATION
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Congratulations for posting an edit of your picture that explicitly points out you're the fattest of the people in it to your Twitter, @theralph
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Ralph, when you said to your own mother to 'suck a dick', was that an order?
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He was probably just offering her some coke.
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nigga too scared to bring his beef on the farms like a man. gotta stay on the bird app like a faggot
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Don't say those words. He'll have to edit them out when he caps your post.
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You're like the cheapest controlled opposition Ralph. You are being a retard for the right free of charge or without them getting their hands dirty in any way.
You're the kind of fat idiot the left are going to point at and provide as an example of opposition while they try to pass the next pro-pedophilia law. Though I'm sure you'd support that kind of law yourself, seeing as you go fishing for pre-pubescent pussy in Portugal
You're the kind of fat idiot the left are going to point at and provide as an example of opposition while they try to pass the next pro-pedophilia law. Though I'm sure you'd support that kind of law yourself, seeing as you go fishing for pre-pubescent pussy in Portugal
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Will the posters here have to start putting in corn watermarks or "Ethan ralph is 5'1" watermarks like what others did to pedobarnhill?
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We've been BTFO bros. Ralph lost 100 pounds in less than 2 weeks. How will we ever recover?
ScrappyLobsterchu
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They're gonna take Xanders foreskin so he has a broken dick like his uncle null, that's actually kinda charming Ralph i don't know why you're upset.
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This is the Ralph retard mentality. Heās innocent of everything without evidence proving it beyond a reasonable doubt but everyone else is guilty until proven innocent with evidence beyond a reasonable doubt. And then he just ignores it in either instance where heās wrong.
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who's easier to reason with? Gunt or CWC? serious question.
Criminal Stupidity
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Hey Ralph, you have more like zero reason NOT to believe an alog will crash your plane the next time you go on a flight. Next time you board you should probably just do a quick sweep to make sure you're not walking into a setup, big hog--they'll do literally every other thing to fuck with you, after all.
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Man, seeing ralph rage and oinking like a pig about the possibility of his son being circumised is pretty hilarious when there should be more pressing matters for him to focus on. Like being a father to his other kid that he has the ability to connect with easily but doesn't!
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Ralph, aside from the fact that everyone saw your gunt hanging out a week ago and it's looking more disgusting and inhuman than ever (you have a butt on your stomach, your bellybutton looks like an asshole, none of it is normal), the reason people think you use filters is because your head looks deformed. It doesn't look normal, you have lumps where there shouldn't be any, multiple chins, no neck, one side is bigger than the other, the whole thing looks sort of like a watermelon like someone else pointed out. It's odd looking, it just does not look right or normal, so they went with the best possible explanation, that it was deformed in the picture because you used a filter that fucked it up.
Instead you confirm that no, no filters, your head is just that bizarre and odd. Again, you haven't lost weight, not in any significant way since the gunt is more horrifying than ever, if you really didn't use filters and your head isn't swollen from the beating you took, you should really get that checked out because you're starting to look non-human at this point.
Instead you confirm that no, no filters, your head is just that bizarre and odd. Again, you haven't lost weight, not in any significant way since the gunt is more horrifying than ever, if you really didn't use filters and your head isn't swollen from the beating you took, you should really get that checked out because you're starting to look non-human at this point.
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Or, shocker, heās lying about there not being filters because heās a liar who constantly lies about everything.
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Of course, the likelihood of that is pretty high, and let's be honest, a lot of the fucked up things about his head are in no way changed by a filter (the chins, lack of neck, size in comparison with the body, the droopy eye he got from his first PT visit, etc.). I just find it amazing that he is so desperate for a W that he goes "no it's no filter, my head looks that fucking weird for real" as a way to prove a post wrong.
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Buy a plushie for a child THEY ARE DOING IT TO ME! Snip child's foreskin LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO ME!!! What's next? They are feeding the baby to FUCK with me?