Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

I can't even get MATI at this red faced fuck for being an incurable coomer. I just think it's pathetic. And in my optics, when people think you're pathetic, rather than the subject of rage, you really hit rock bottom.

What's up with his OnlyCucks obsession guys. Like what the fuck. I know he's a porn addict, but he's obsessed with OF for some deranged reason. Maybe it's because all the young hot zoomer bitches are on it nowadays, and in his broken brain, paying some thot to see photoshopped titties and asses makes him one of the cool zoomers also.

I'm not the one to hate on someone's else appearance, but the fact that someone can look like him and their only worries are paying some bitches online while their face gets redder and redder by the hour is mind blowing.
 
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And “Boogie2988’s” tweets are just lazily stolen tweets re-made by a morbidly obese virgin.
 
No one tell him soft tacos are the original.
I know its impossible, but I wish there was some algorithm that was able to read every tweet by Melon, then scan every tweet and video of all the people (and kids) he follows on all social media platforms, then see what key words or phrases recognize it as someone else's but just re-worded. I bet over half of his "jokes" are stolen.
 
If Boogie was a letter of the alphabet, he’d be the letter O, as in “O-my-god Boogie2988 is really fucking fat”
Perhaps something like this:

Bloated
Oily
Obese
Gargantuan
Inflated
Elephantine

-or-

Flabby
Rotund
Abdominous
Negligible
Corpulent
Immense
Swollen

The "negligibility" referring to his reputation and not his fat.
 
No one tell him soft tacos are the original.
Out of scores of Mexican (and "Mexican"/"TexMex") restaurants at which i've eaten, I think only Taco Bell even has hard-shell tacos. Or the taco shells you buy at the store. Authentic mexican is all soft tacos, though they will sometimes let you pick corn or flour tortillas. This food chasm knows fuck all about food beyond strip malls and state fairs.
 
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