Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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His specs are so dusty, and the frame is too thick.

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What's the temperature in Gloucester, Massachusetts? People are in their summer clothes.

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So the person telling Blobby he got thinner reminds me of a scene from the Biggest Loser. My mum use to watch it and I laughed out loud when this guy said this he had a big weight loss that week and was down to 500lbs and looked upset.

The trainers are like what's wrong you did great. He said yeah but it's depressing to do great and realize if you lost another 200lbs you'd still be fat. Lol
 
Bob is immune to cancelling in the same manner that a homeless drug addict is immune to eviction: He fucked himself over so hard that very little things outside of death and health issues could make his life worse. Guy burned and burns bridges at every chance he gets, he is probably on more company blacklists than almost anyone else short of literal criminals in the business, and he burns down any possible chances by being an unhinged asshole on his public feed, every single day!
Yeah, there was a documentary made called "in search of darkness" which I had come to find out Bobby was going to be involved in (a lot of film youtubers are) but then got canned.
 
Lesser Brother's living high on the hog, eatin' at Depressed Arby's
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I wanna be an asshole and point out that no where in those pics he posted is there a picture of the alleged friend. To be fair there is the real chance that Bob doesn't want the face of this friend out there on the internet because of assholes like me. However, unlike assholes like Bob I will not try to get someone removed from society because they're friends with someone I dislike. I'm a good asshole.
An autist tries to complement the Lord of Lynn and ends up kind insulting him. His haircut is a shaved head because he's going bald, and legit no shame in that. It's better than acting like everything's alright and doing a combover, This autist could've worded it better but, you know, autism.
Yeah, there was a documentary made called "in search of darkness" which I had come to find out Bobby was going to be involved in (a lot of film youtubers are) but then got canned.
I have a vague memory of Bob talking about some big video project that never got completed or never went through and he refused to elaborate any further. Does anyone else remember that? Could this be what he was talking about?
 
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I can't get over the pits in his checks. Also, those pictures of Bob look like someone sucked all the life and color out of his face. He looks washed out.
 
I have a vague memory of Bob talking about some big video project that never got completed or never went through and he refused to elaborate any further. Does anyone else remember that? Could this be what he was talking about?
There's a film project he's made reference to that covid ruined but yeah, he also mentioned a documentary too. I participate in a particular discord of someone who was in the ISOD documentary and pieced together that Bob was kicked from the project.

If I can find it and get proper redactions I may post it later.
 
Bob's entire life is a Sierra game, and he's died thousands of times, seeing a different witty message each time he's failed.
I'd almost put some money down he keeps seeing the same ones..... because, once he picks from the [RESTORE] [RESTART] [QUIT] menu? He just does the same thing again.

Certain he was right the first time and there's a hidden payoff if you die on the n+1th time you push that big, red, button next to the ship reactor...... certain it won't blow up THIS time.

*BEEP*

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Bobby offended the state of Kansas and has to delete his tweet. The original tweet (placeholder) is not archived; fortunately someone had the receipts.
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Yes you read it right: Bobby might be touring a castle, but his heart is still on Twitter with the white nationalists.

Given Nicholas is an ACAB, you'll know he is on Bobby's side after all.
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Poor Bobby! He fell victim to "tone-policing"!
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Thank you Brother Alpha. As the second-in-command in Kiwi Farm's PTA (Promotion of Transsexual Autotermination), I resolve to promote justice and drive more trannies to suicide.

What's more, Bobby deleted at least two more tweets, both pertaining to the arrest of Trump advisor Peter Navarro
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To Bobby, political compromise is anathema that he has hardly imagined before.
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The well-regulated militia are at it again.
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What seems to be the problem?

AOC calls herself a "normal person surrounded by so much decay and moral emptiness" that is the Congress.
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There is no other way to uncorrupt the Congress except through the combined magic of Estrogen and Melanin. (Either that or Communism, an option which Bobby rejects).
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The Yellow Vest are KKK.
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Can someone confirm what shakvids said? Anyway I'm sure Bobby donated a lot; he is just too classy to brag.

Elon Musk wants workers to works in the company's office and plans to cut staff. Therefore he is a scammer.
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Fedoras are on sale:
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Caleb Maupin picks a low-hanging fruit: Nick Parrott.
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Brother Alpha agrees with Bobby that the woke are simply better consoomers. Meanwhile Bobby predicts the downfall of Tesla "over the next couple years".
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"Go woke, go broke" is not a thing; Bobby is so upset with not-a-thing that he made another thread on not-a-thing (c.f. Cancel Culture).
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Stop being a gullible sheeple and consoom like you are obliged to!

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Coca-Cola denies the existence of such cans.

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How can woke exist if pedophilia doesn't exist?
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More tranny bullshit.
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Crossover with Jake Alley. Great tards think alike.
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Colin Montgomerie and Casey Cronin.
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White people are inherently bad. Even trooning out doesn't completely absolve their original sin.
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Trannies, such as Nymphomachy, are the experts in not producing anything of value. They are black holes that take without giving back, and in their estimation even shitty reassurances by Bobby are worth hoarding.
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If "even 'bad' ideas are worth creating", does it means transphobic ideas worth creating too?

Bobby thinks a man wearing bikini tops and pantyhose is "dumb". What a queerphobe.
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Marisa, the "tall woman" in Street Fighter 6.
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"Riri didn't relate well to the other kids, so her parents sought professional help. And it turns out she is a bona fide genius!"
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Something something six-one-six, something something one-nine-nine-nine-nine-nine
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Morbius:
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I've never seen food that looked disappointed with itself before.

What's the temperature in Gloucester, Massachusetts? People are in their summer clothes.
Per the rather unfortunately-named site Weather Underground, yesterday the temp was hovering between 62 and 70 F between 10 AM and midnight. (About 17-21 C.)

Believe it or not, that's from the pollen this past week. It's achieved horror movie levels of pervasiveness.

It's been bad here too. Everything's covered with a dusting of yellow like a hundred blackboard brushes were beaten out.
 
Not to mention Rorschach is one of the only active characters in the plot. Comedian dies and Rorschach is off to the races. Dan and Laurie don't become seriously involved in the plot until a few issues in.

He also gets pretty much all of the coolest lines, whether directly via his journal, shit he yells at people, or what we hear other people say he said.

Introduce a child kidnapper and murderer? "Men get arrested, dogs get put down"

Gets arrested? "I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me"

Or when he refuses to uphold the lie, "No, not even in the face of Armageddon, never compromise".

Also, he's part of my favorite bit and I think the funniest line in the comic, when Dan and Laurie are at dinner talking about their old hero days, they mention a villain who was just a masochist who would pick fights so the superheroes would beat him up. Laurie wonders what happened to him, and Dan reveals that the schmuck tried it on Rorschach who proceeded to throw the guy down an elevator shaft.
Late to the party, but even when hypocritical Rorschach is endearing. The whole “They’ll cry: Save Us! And I’ll whisper no…”
Rorschach still legitimately wants to save people. He still wants to give people the truth despite what he’s learned.
 
I hate to defend the Diabeeto himself, but recent posts here have gone way deeper into the 'never a gamer' stance than he merits.

Taking the book to be as honest as possible, Bob was very much a fan of games as a kid and liked to waste his time playing them, probably not being that good at all of them but at least able to beat stuff [even if he probably used passwords/cheats to get past annoying stuff, which you don't need to be a TAS runner to use].

The thing is that he outgrew them gradually.

He says he played Xbox/PlayStation stuff casually if a coworker brought it up, for a while. No reason to lie about it, he just didn't see it as holistic or insane yet. He also went back to Mario around the DS/Wii era because he was blatantly excited for Super Mario Galaxy.

But his views changed over time due to being a drunk diabetic fuck who stopped sleeping at night to spend his time tweeting and growing increasingly radicalized into a tyrannical leftist shithead.

He probably forgot most of his knowledge of childhood as he drank his brain cells away.
 
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what even is that restaurant that chippa is eating at? I can't tell if that's ham, or just really, REALLY rare roast beef. The "gravy"/sauce looks like the red sauce that goes on sweet and sour pork.

Oh good lord, Bob's first pic there is full-on "I am the Lord of Lynn over all I survey, Friendo! Bow to me, peasants!" plus short bus thousand yard rooster stare energy. In Bob's defense of the alleged friend, someone had to take that picture. Maybe it was the friend because it sure as shit wasn't no selfie. Though, if it in fact was a friend and not some rando, I'd hazard a guess they're at least as exceptional as Bob, both mentally and politically, because I don't see Bob being friends with anyone that doesn't agree with his "gas the trumpsuckers in minecraft" stance.
 
Bobby offended the state of Kansas and has to delete his tweet. The original tweet (placeholder) is not archived; fortunately someone had the receipts.
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Yes you read it right: Bobby might be touring a castle, but his heart is still on Twitter with the white nationalists.

Given Nicholas is an ACAB, you'll know he is on Bobby's side after all.
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Poor Bobby! He fell victim to "tone-policing"!
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Thank you Brother Alpha. As the second-in-command in Kiwi Farm's PTA (Promotion of Transsexual Autotermination), I resolve to promote justice and drive more trannies to suicide.

What's more, Bobby deleted at least two more tweets, both pertaining to the arrest of Trump advisor Peter Navarro
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To Bobby, political compromise is anathema that he has hardly imagined before.
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The well-regulated militia are at it again.
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What seems to be the problem?

AOC calls herself a "normal person surrounded by so much decay and moral emptiness" that is the Congress.
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There is no other way to uncorrupt the Congress except through the combined magic of Estrogen and Melanin. (Either that or Communism, an option which Bobby rejects).
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The Yellow Vest are KKK.
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Can someone confirm what shakvids said? Anyway I'm sure Bobby donated a lot; he is just too classy to brag.

Elon Musk wants workers to works in the company's office and plans to cut staff. Therefore he is a scammer.
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Fedoras are on sale:
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Caleb Maupin picks a low-hanging fruit: Nick Parrott.
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Brother Alpha agrees with Bobby that the woke are simply better consoomers. Meanwhile Bobby predicts the downfall of Tesla "over the next couple years".
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"Go woke, go broke" is not a thing; Bobby is so upset with not-a-thing that he made another thread on not-a-thing (c.f. Cancel Culture).
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Stop being a gullible sheeple and consoom like you are obliged to!

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Coca-Cola denies the existence of such cans.

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How can woke exist if pedophilia doesn't exist?
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More tranny bullshit.
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Crossover with Jake Alley. Great tards think alike.
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Colin Montgomerie and Casey Cronin.
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White people are inherently bad. Even trooning out doesn't completely absolve their original sin.
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Trannies, such as Nymphomachy, are the experts in not producing anything of value. They are black holes that take without giving back, and in their estimation even shitty reassurances by Bobby are worth hoarding.
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If "even 'bad' ideas are worth creating", does it means transphobic ideas worth creating too?

Bobby thinks a man wearing bikini tops and pantyhose is "dumb". What a queerphobe.
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Marisa, the "tall woman" in Street Fighter 6.
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"Riri didn't relate well to the other kids, so her parents sought professional help. And it turns out she is a bona fide genius!"
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Morbius:
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Thinking Judaism isn't connected to Christianity is a pretty retarded take, I'm surprised it didn't come directly from Bob. The earliest Christians were pretty much all Jewish. The reason the apostles went to Synagogues to preach first was because they would understand the message much easier than randos like the Greco-Roman pagans. Yeah, the two basically were in a schism from the word go, but that definitely didn't mean they thought that they weren't Jewish.

Also, I love Bob calls God weak because secular society has rejected Him. That's nearly a non-sequitur with how poor that reasoning is. And I've seen memes like the dumb Thor one, or a similar one where it was something like, "Your God was nailed to a cross, mine has a hammer, figure it out" or some turbo fedora shit like that. One in terms of secular impact. Christianity dominates the globe and has done so for centuries, and if Bob means God as just vaguely Abrahamic, that would include Muslims and increase the impact even more. Two, in older times, the conception of God & Jesus were a lot more hardcore than most people would treat it today. Look at stuff like The Dream of the Rood, which is a story told from the pov of the cross that Jesus was nailed to, and it basically has Jesus being treated as a conqueror choosing to fight death itself. The cross is treated as his loyal retainer. And this was a common view for the newly converted Anglo Saxons.
Or some early converts from Norse paganism basically stapled the two religions together, having Adam and Eve as the two survivors of Ragnarok and we're actually living in the world post-Norse myth.
 
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