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I cannot imagine worse survivalists or Hunger Games style rebels than a bunch of emotionally unstable men whose entire identities hinge on both the participation of others, and professionally manufactured drugs.
The worst thing about them is that logically there is no point in them being survivalists as they can’t reproduce. Not even if there was a natal female among them.

At least an all male gay survivalist group would have the ability to father children if they encountered any remaining women.
Even if it was just a wank in a cup job.

So who cares if the tranch survives the impending apocalypse? It just means that a collection of terrible unsuccessful people outlived the rest of humanity for a brief period.
 
The worst thing about them is that logically there is no point in them being survivalists as they can’t reproduce. Not even if there was a natal female among them.

At least an all male gay survivalist group would have the ability to father children if they encountered any remaining women.
Even if it was just a wank in a cup job.

So who cares if the tranch survives the impending apocalypse? It just means that a collection of terrible unsuccessful people outlived the rest of humanity for a brief period.
I imagine them in some sort of apocalyptic battle being akin to the jungle battle in the new season of the boys. If you know, you know.
 
He could even solve both of these things by getting a job selling queer products.

If he wasn’t such a lazy fuckwitt, being a traveling buttplug sales troon would make him money and loads of opportunities to meet queer folks.

"Allow me to demonstrate our 'one size fits all' pig-tail buttplug!"


*drops pants, amhole stench clobbers any prospective buyers*
 
He probably seriously thinks he's influential because of his "egg" tweet and that if he tells the workers to seize the means of production they'll actually do it.
Even if he was "influential" they still wouldn't take to the streets because Twitter Revolutionaries can't be fucked to seize the means of exercise, much less the means of production.
Apparently Wedge dumped him.
Nigga how do you get dumped by a hooker. Like just pay them more what the fuck.
 
Even if he was "influential" they still wouldn't take to the streets because Twitter Revolutionaries can't be fucked to seize the means of exercise, much less the means of production.

Nigga how do you get dumped by a hooker. Like just pay them more what the fuck.
Kev probably expected freebies.

Being a transsexual prostitute, the point is that they are cheaper than women prostitutes, he can’t afford to give it away for free.

It’s really sad if wedge is planning on having the chop, hoping that it will mean he can raise his prices.

If anything he will have to lower them.
 
Kev probably expected freebies.

Being a transsexual prostitute, the point is that they are cheaper than women prostitutes, he can’t afford to give it away for free.

It’s really sad if wedge is planning on having the chop, hoping that it will mean he can raise his prices.

If anything he will have to lower them.
Wedge wouldn't even be able to give his "services" away for free post-surgery - just look at Kevin's situation
 
Wedge wouldn't even be able to give his "services" away for free post-surgery - just look at Kevin's situation
But this is the problem!

His “escort” work would dry up as clients ready to spring for a hotel room too would just move on to the next cock having hoe.

Then as he falls further down the hooker chain, he will be up against HIV positive crack whores who will always edge him out as they may be toothless, pox ridden and needle scarred, but they still have functional and less decaying vaginas.

I don’t see much financial winning post op for wedge.

He will be reduced(?) to gloryholing for poppers and jizz mopping in peep shows.
 
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At first I wasn't quite sure what Kevin was referring to when saying "they won't let you talk about stuff that would fix the world" and initially was confused about what Kevin meant by "they".

Until I got to the last paragraph about wanting to stay out of prison I realized he was probably talking about fedposting about committing crimes against terfs or Republicans as per usual.

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We already know about Kevin's impotent fantasies to commit mass murder through anime so I suppose this is hardly a surprising revelation.
Wish someone would accuse him of saying (((they))) instead.

Also holy shit what do you mean it betrayed the heart of the story? Light was NEVER the good guy. :stress:

you have a rotting wound between your legs, likely prediabetes and your skin resembles beirut after the blast Kevin, I really wouldn't be in any kind of hurry to give up half my remaining lifespan if I were you
It would save him from growing old with his body, which might be a mercy.

It'd certainly be interesting if Penny rang the dinner bell for their daily estrogen injections, then put some drain cleaner in the syringes as a form of group suicide...
Someone wrote that fanfic in the "Manhunt" thread in Art & Lit. I'm too lazy to find the post but it was better than the book we were making fun of (it's not a high bar because 4th grade essays are better than it but I can guarantee you it was higher than those as well).

It's time for Kevin yearly "Exposing Children To Kinks at Pride" word salad
He's so shit at making point that if I didn't bear the curse of knowing what all the sjw jargon means I'd consider him close to schizophrenic. Word salad is right.
Thanks @Pizdec for doing the right thing.

I still can't imagine Kevin in 10 years. He has no safety plan, no value of hard work, he's fucked. If Mxtress can't keep things running then he might as well pray for an early release from life.
Yeah, i wonder why...
The division between "I'm a cis man wanting to use a disguise to prey on women" and "True and honest women" is separated merely by the phrase "I'm trans". We don't even have a test for it, you can just get hormones yourself without trouble.

Kevin new "girlfriend"
The whitest Black person. Kevin truly enjoys racial diversity.

Mentally-ill unemployed men who aren't fat, lazy cowards like Kevin hop trains.
Hobo arc. Let's go.
I'm picturing him trying to get on the train without splitting his crotch in half. I'm also picturing him bouncing off the train like a rubber ball when he wants to get off.

He could even solve both of these things by getting a job selling queer products.
Hell, he could do commissions for other fucked up people and make decent money.
I honestly wish we didn’t call it the chop. As I’m sure everyone here knows, the actual procedure is way more gruesome than mere castration.
The chop, flay, and drill? It's the new pants craze sweeping the nation.
 
I think Kevin’s new “girlfriend” was also dating Wedge at one point, or at least they were friends. I remember his stupidly long display name. Think Kevvy is doing it on purpose to get back at Wedge?
It's likely not a new girlfriend, Kevin has previously admitted that his twitter bio won't fit his "girlfriends"

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Much like his amhole.
 
It's pretty funny that Kevin is acting so grief stricken over his breakup with Wedge when, if I remember correctly, they hung out in person only like 4 or 5 times ever over the course of a couple of years
 
Nigga how do you get dumped by a hooker. Like just pay them more what the fuck.
The standards for a relationship were low already, and yet somehow Kevin managed to destroy their fickle, surface level only relationship. I will not be shocked to know it has to do with their heavily warped and pathetic views differing so greatly, and Wedge, having realized if Kevin spergs out, will likely be shut the fuck down at any counter arguments.
 
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