Disaster Florida woman performing oral sex on driver nearly bites his penis off when they get into head-on collision with FedEx van

FL woman performing oral sex on driver nearly bites his penis off

The man was said to have sustained injuries to his groin area and was seen lying on his back while police gathered around him.

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• A Florida man nearly had his penis bitten off after getting into a head-on collision while his girlfriend was performing oral sex on him
• The couple hit a FedEx van at unknown speeds on Thursday around 7pm
• The man was said to have sustained injuries to his groin area and was seen lying on his back while police gathered around him
• His girlfriend was found in a more compromising position, with her jeans around her ankle, leaving her black underwear and white tank top exposed
• The FedEx passengers sustained mild injuries and appeared to casually sit on the sidewalk while authorities investigated the crash
• No one has been charged for the accident and police have not released names

A Florida driver nearly had his penis bitten off by a woman giving him oral sex after he 'lost control' of his car in a head-on collision.

Fort Lauderdale Fire Rescue responded to an accident on North Ocean Boulevard and 19th Street on Thursday after the unidentified man crashed his vehicle into a FedEx van, according to The Star.

Authorities told Local 10 News that the man 'lost control' of the vehicle around 7pm after becoming distracted by his girlfriend's sexual acts.

The couple was found half-naked in their SUV and can be seen in photos laying on the ground.

The man appears to be in pain as officers gather around him while he laid on his back. The woman, who had her jeans around her ankles, laid face down on the pavement in nothing but her underwear and a white tank top.

The driver sustained injuries in his groin area, but otherwise was fine. The woman was said to have sustain mild injuries on impact, according to The Star.

The two passengers in the FedEx vehicles were said to be fine and sustained mild injuries. In photos, it appears the two were casually lying on the sidewalk as they waited for authorities to deal with the crash.

So far, no one has been charged in the accident and police have not released names.

DailyMail.com has contacted the Fort Lauderdale authorities for comment.

Photos of the crash show significant damage to both vehicles, with black SUV's hood complete crushed.

The white commercial van also had significant damage to its hood and it appears the airbags were deployed.

It is not know how fast either driver was going at the time of impact.

 

[eDove]

Well, they're probably never doing that again.

Has anyone actually given successful road-head or is it a meme like shower sex?

 

[DumbDude42]

Has anyone actually given successful road-head or is it a meme like shower sex?

>try shower sex
>slip and fall
>broken spine

>try road head
>car crash
>dick bitten off

might as well stick your dick in a vacuum cleaner and get it shredded by the spinning rotors inside lel

 

[BelUwUga]

might as well stick your dick in a vacuum cleaner and get it shredded by the spinning rotors inside lel

I can't be reminded of this bit without sharing it. Fuck I miss them bros:

My only commentary here is if she's good enough to make me crash the fucking car, she's good enough for me to find a place to park. Sorry for your wiener dude...

 

[Bland Crumbs]

World According to Garp moment.

 

[XYZpdq]

Has anyone actually given successful road-head or is it a meme like shower sex?

well, receive rather than give, but yeah as long as you're on an interstate or something where it's just "go straight and don't hit the car in front of you" easymode it can work fine, but this is pretty serious traffic territory

 

[Shidoen]

Well, they're probably never doing that again.

Has anyone actually given successful road-head or is it a meme like shower sex?

It works on women too, got a better flat surface to work with.

 

[Duke Nukem]

At least the incels will never have to worry about losing their genitals in an unfortunate shucking accident.

 

[Red Hood]

Well, they're probably never doing that again.

Has anyone actually given successful road-head or is it a meme like shower sex?

I drive manual, I don't think it would work very well.

For that matter most cars now, even automatics, are floor shift with obnoxiously large center consoles.

 

[Coolio55]

>try shower sex
>slip and fall
>broken spine

>try road head
>car crash
>dick bitten off

might as well stick your dick in a vacuum cleaner and get it shredded by the spinning rotors inside lel

>shower sex solo edition
>prepare dildo
>"Mr. Sunshine" incident occurs

 

[Tacitus Kilgore]

They should both be charged with distracted driving. The same thing they would charge someone using a phone or eating while driving. Driving is dangerous enough with all the idiots out there. We don't need people doing this kind of stupid shit. Idiocy should be punished severely.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Well, they're probably never doing that again.

Has anyone actually given successful road-head or is it a meme like shower sex?

I've gotten a handjob while driving, nothing as daring as road head.

 

[BelUwUga]

I drive manual, I don't think it would work very well.

For that matter most cars now, even automatics, are floor shift with obnoxiously large center consoles.

I'm just imagining her accidentally knocking it into reverse or hitting the e-brake or something at cruising speed. The back of her head ends up honking the horn, giving her a concussion, and she winds up with a painted face. It's like a situation out of an Urban Dictionary definition lol.

 

[Some JERK]

The driver sustained injuries in his groin area, but otherwise was fine.

I know I'm always bitching about the state of journalism but seriously, what the fuck is this? "Other than having his dick nearly severed he's fine."

 

[Red Hood]

I'm just imagining her accidentally knocking it into reverse or hitting the e-brake or something at cruising speed. The back of her head ends up honking the horn, giving her a concussion, and she winds up with a painted face. It's like a situation out of an Urban Dictionary definition lol.

...Gotta admit I'd pay to see a woman work the stick with her titties. Though synchronizing it with clutch presses would be a nightmare.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

This reminds me of a similar event from last year.

A man was getting head while driving, and he crashed into the outdoor area of a bar/restaurant, killing a mother.

Imagine if that's how your mom died.

 

[BelUwUga]

This reminds me of a similar event from last year.

A man was getting head while driving, and he crashed into the outdoor area of a bar/restaurant, killing a mother.

Imagine if that's how your mom died.

This one would really be detail-dependent. Potentially it could have details like any other car crash. Alternatively it could wind up with a closed-casket because the family did not want to have to repeatedly answer why mom has an eye-patch now.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

Now these kind of articles are ones worth reading.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Road head is boring, I would rather just chain smoke and bump DnB. Shower sex though, that shit is nice and cleanup free.

It's Florida so my money is they were doin some blow and she got all horned up and started knobbin him.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

This one would really be detail-dependent. Potentially it could have details like any other car crash. Alternatively it could wind up with a closed-casket because the family did not want to have to repeatedly answer why mom has an eye-patch now.

I think he meant a mother that was a patron at the restaurant, not the one giving head.