DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
DSP June 4th, 2022



Also DSP June 6th, 2022



He definately read fucking KiwFarms and got pissed. He knows this is some bullshit but he can't help himself. He also uses those words "Honest and Transparency" again, here's Phil's definition of those words from his own mouth just a day ago.

 
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Alright. I admit it. I was alarmingly optimistic and the bar was several feet lower than I assumed it was. I forgot we installed a new sub-basement in dignity yesterday.
It turns out the best way to handle a principled demonitization is to explicitly ask to be paid for it after the fact.
It doesn't count because you didn't ask for money while you were doing it, you see.

Phil likes his analogies, so this is the equivalent of bringing me a cup of coffee that I didn't ask for, vehemently refusing to take payment from me because you want to show me you're gracious, and then coming to me the next day and telling me I owe you for the coffee, and that I should pay up to reward your graciousness.

Absolutely fucking vile.

And, again. Look at the weaseling. He needs to pay bills. He needs tips to pay bills. The bills will clear out any of the money that is saved. So are the tips paying for the bills, or not. This is explicitly worded to obscure what the tips are for.
He is really pushing it with this weird form of Indian Gift Giving.

I want to see how much more beggy he can get because the 8 hour ego stroke narcissistic cope session didn't pay out as much as he hoped on the day after.
 
Just funny how for 12 hours yesterday and the DTRH video DSP has exclaimed many times how he was depressed and had mental problems.
Is DSP depressed and suffering from mental problems? Yes. I believe so. Is he self aware of what that means? Not a chance. He is just saying that stuff for pity.
Phil opened tonight with complaints about his PC. He again kicked the PC beg down the road by saying that he can't do fundraisers right now because money is tight and all money right now 'goes to bills'.
He literally played WWE Champions gor 6 hours after the John and Howard deboonk and now he cries poor.
"Guys I need support because contributions have been low because I've been a nice guy and gave up like 5 bucks worth of monetization."
No dumbass, you are a gambling addict and we all know it so stop lying! I can't wait to see you choke on your own greed, pig! Who knows, maybe even some of your whales had enough and are leaving.
If you had at least half a brain you would have stopped playing that shit THE SECOND people exposed you and your bank payments. The fact that you still gamble to this day proves that you deserve to die poor. Cry me a river!
 
He's playing a weird game of word semantics woth the terms "monetization" and "tipping" again. After all, even if he had "monetized" it he would be getting the money next month and not in time for his day off.
Either that or he's coping and pretending that people held back from typing yesterday because he said that he wasn't going to monetize his reaction.
 
New begging video just dropped


Absolutely non-stop tin cup rattling, truly the hallmark of a mature adult enjoying his best life.

It's ok that yesterday wasn't monetized.. because I willing to suffer withdrawal for 24 hours until you pigs made up for the deficit. Im also not an expert but I feel confident in saying that someone secretly does care, perhaps a lot, when they feel the need to remind you that they REALLY don't care.
 
Let's just point something out here that our resident muppet kiwi stated earlier, is that the tips pop-up animation was not "working" (well he didn't turn it on) for a sizable portion of that react stream, so it was up to Phil whether or not the tips total actively reflected the right amount that was paid to him from tips. I know that most of his supporters at this point know he's a cunt that has lied and taken advantage of people's feelings for his own greedy aspirations (as we can see what he did with both John and Howard), but there is seriously no room to have any pity for him, unless you're brain dead, the people that are left forking over their cash seem to fit that definition.

He walked right into this situation knowing that at face value, he would not be making that much money on the react, and that just like how he throws around that particular business analogy, just because you make one bad day where you didn't bring home the bacon, that doesn't mean you immediatly throw in the towl and start cost cutting, you get right back out there and carry on like that day didn't even matter, in the grand scheme of things he's always technically done this, but he's never been able to "take it in strides" in practice because he always freaks out over small bumps in the road, such as the multiple begathons, the beg tweets and reminding people constantly that the tips are low, this is how he's been for years and it seems like he's trying his hardest to face reality that he can't possibly have multiple slow streams.

Like what I took away with that video he just uploaded is that if he's not making enough money to cover his costs via any of his other income streams and if he doesn't have enough money to spend with his wife "eating a nice meal out", it'll be a disaster in the making for him and he has no plan b.

Unreal shit, it must be a real catastrophe for him to see himself eating a luncheon meat sandwich one day, because then he'll admit to himself that instead of being a successful streamer and having a positive day, that instead something went terribly wrong and he doesn't want to believe he can have multuple slow days in a row, leaving twitch and the end of the vest streak has almost destroyed this man sense of resilieance and self-discipline, if he actually had any before, his spending habits with how how purchased a mass effect gun that was over $1000 that he didn't even use says it all really.
 
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There's something poetic about a 40 year old bankrupt man begging for Nintendo credits to play a children's game on YouTube.
He doesn't even save enough money to purchase what's the main focus of his streams - the video games, he's that addicted to sweaty men jpegs. I'm guessing the begging is increasing rapidly due to Kat not working and Phil most likely having enough money to satiate his gacha addiction slightly but not enough to cover for bills as well. We know where most of the money goes, this dude would rather pay overdraft fees monthly playing that shitty game instead of paying his mortgage.
 
He definately read fucking KiwFarms and got pissed.
Hi narcissist, (Phil)
How did it feel to sell everyone down the river?
Parents.
Family.
Friends.
Leanne.
Do you feel anything anymore?
I hope Howie and John never respond to you and leave you behind. A SMALL part of me felt maybe you would just let it go. Apologize even if you do not mean it. Maybe just maybe pragmatic would win.
You are helpless with your addiction winning over.
 
Absolutely non-stop tin cup rattling, truly the hallmark of a mature adult enjoying his best life.

It's ok that yesterday wasn't monetized.. because I willing to suffer withdrawal for 24 hours until you pigs made up for the deficit. Im also not an expert but I feel confident in saying that someone secretly does care, perhaps a lot, when they feel the need to remind you that they REALLY don't care.


Now watch them rally and give him $300+ for today's streams.


Oh, and happy D-Day everyone!
 
I feel like we are getting in another loop in the DSP sphere. Remember his begging in 2016 and 2017? I get the feeling we have reached this phase again. and you know what happened in 2017? He lost his partnership with Machinima. Now imagine the writers of this strange series decide to recycle content and now he gets completly demonetized on Youtube. What then? Save the house streams non stop? Crying because he had to eat sandwiches every day? The Kat is now gone streams? Phil is getting really pathetic and also Phil: you gertting views isn't helping you at all. you said so yourself ad revenue is next to nothing and no detractor will ever leave a Superthanks on your shit content. Or do you really think Youtube will elevate your channel higher because ONE video gets more views? Then you need mopre then 100k views in amatter of hozurs. That boosts (I speak from experience) but you have to keep that boost because in today's Internet culture a fad is abandoned fast if you can't provide constant update. And let's be honest here you are the old shaved monkey most simply laugh at and then forgot. you will be for ever The Guy no matter what you do
 
Phil should just throw both cats out on the street and embrace the full gacha lifestyle already. Those 2 are holding you back dsp. Think about how much you can spend more on WWEC if you just got rid of em. You don't even have to divorce the woman. Remember the axe Phil? All it takes is 1 swing when shes busy playing skyrim. Just 1 swing and all your problems vanish and Hulk himself will finally embrace you.
 
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