Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

[Philadelphia cream cheese]

I wonder what Easter island head has to say about those photos, since just recently he was warning her to stay inside and away from the super dangerous neighbourhood and not even take photos outside, now she's got her flappies out?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Let's play I spy

I see weed medicine bottles, condoms and the pill on his tongue. What else?

He looks like a troon. Also, is that purple thing a penis?
After seeing the reddit post I'm going to say 'yeah'.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Fatty bought too small of a skirt, it doesn't just not cover her ass, she can't even zip it up.

 

[son of jurassic bark]

Let's play I spy

I see weed medicine bottles, condoms and the pill on his tongue. What else?

If anyone here lives in the southwest, doesn't he look like a bum in an old town? Needs an indian blanket and confused tourists behind him gripping their purses a little tighter

 

[Ms. Bitters]

Spoiler: reddit whoring

Spoiler: luna's boobs, you've been warned

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Luna has ghost nipples--her shits are giant and almost the same color as the rest of her boob, giving the illusion that she doesnt have areola at all. I can see why Lurch is so fixated on those sweet bot areolas. Mother fucker feels deprived.

 

[son of jurassic bark]

Luna has ghost nipples--her shits are giant and almost the same color as the rest of her boob, giving the illusion that she doesnt have areola at all. I can see why Lurch is so fixated on those sweet bot areolas. Mother fucker feels deprived.

It's filter

 

[ObviousMelon]

I wonder what Easter island head has to say about those photos, since just recently he was warning her to stay inside and away from the super dangerous neighbourhood and not even take photos outside, now she's got her flappies out?

He's probably the one that took them.
Lurch has no problem pimping her out.

 

[Ruin]

No way this aging junkie has the stamina for stripping.

 

[Snack Cracker]

No way this aging junkie has the stamina for stripping.

That guy suggesting she should be a stripper IRL is either retarded or trolling her, Luna swinging around a pole wall-eyed with her fried hair and mournful titties is nightmare fuel.

She’d have to work in a club that has strippers with c section scars and missing teeth and tampon strings hanging out of their g strings, she’s on that level.

But you’re right, it would end up looking like a junkie near nodding out leaning against a bus stop pole, plus her cotton eye joe knee rules out a lot.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

That guy suggesting she should be a stripper IRL is either retarded or trolling her, Luna swinging around a pole wall-eyed with her fried hair and mournful titties is nightmare fuel.

She’d have to work in a club that has strippers with c section scars and missing teeth and tampon strings hanging out of their g strings, she’s on that level.

But you’re right, it would end up looking like a junkie near nodding out leaning against a bus stop pole, plus her cotton eye joe knee rules out a lot.

He's a programmer and a baseball fan with two kids and a recently adopted cat. The last time he probably got laid was when he conceived his 2 year old kid. Sounds like a horny beta-type simp to me.

 

[formerfatcow]

He looks like a troon. Also, is that purple thing a penis?
After seeing the reddit post I'm going to say 'yeah'.

pretty sure it's a pipe, not a penis.

 

[Iron Hamster]

pretty sure it's a pipe, not a penis.

Maybe a pipe that 's shaped like a penis for Luna?

 

[CaseyTatumm]

That guy suggesting she should be a stripper IRL is either retarded or trolling her, Luna swinging around a pole wall-eyed with her fried hair and mournful titties is nightmare fuel.

She’d have to work in a club that has strippers with c section scars and missing teeth and tampon strings hanging out of their g strings, she’s on that level.

But you’re right, it would end up looking like a junkie near nodding out leaning against a bus stop pole, plus her cotton eye joe knee rules out a lot.

You know what though, I’ve been to some scuzzy strip clubs and even the gross strippers can have cool personalities and be fun to talk to. I don’t see Luna being the gross but likable stripper. I don’t even see her being very coordinated.

Side note I think she’s full of shit about selling nudes.

 

[Amphotericin B]

I want Luna to work at a strip club because she’ll start trouble with the other dancers and post about it. I don’t imagine she handles herself well around other women.

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

I have a couple of friends/family who work in strip clubs, it's a cut throat work environment. It would be really funny to see her try to play her woe is me card on other strippers. She'd probably demand they share their tips so she doesn't become ~homeless~ and get her ass kicked right out the door.

 

[Postal Dude]

Girl what the fuck

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

Girl what the fuck
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Only a matter of time before that lip piercing gets infected.

 

[formerfatcow]

Girl what the fuck
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Her teeth are revolting.

 

[stingray]

Girl what the fuck
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Yeah, holy shit, there's no way in hell this girl brushes her teeth more than on a weekly basis at best. Jesus christ

 

[Blanche]

I love how Luna has to use a filter on her ass to make it presentable.