Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Bumblebee Sweet Boy]

When I read Jim's twitter this morning my first thought was that anyone paying attention by this point can obviously see Metokur's putting in the legal spadework for the inevitability that Ralph does something stupid. Glad to see I'm not alone in thinking that.

Man, every time Ralph starts his shit anew, I ask myself the same question like a broken record: "what the actual hell is his endgame?" Ralph, what could you possibly hope to gain from anything you do on a daily basis? Loudly and publicly broadcasting your intent to fuck with someone['s wife] for the unpardonable sin of being laughed at on the internet -- if you're going to do something retarded, why not just actually fucking do it rather than shouting it from the rooftops? It's like calling a bank to let them know you'll be holding them up or something.

Besides, Ralph is (ostensibly) a White male southern ""conservative"" ""influencer"". Bagging the endangered Tennessean Bifurcated Guntchback wouldn't just be a feather in the hats of internet shitters, I'm sure there are plenty of lefties who'd have a field day seeing him put away. The way the lib media jumped on Cum Hunter Fuentes should have been warning enough, and it's not like we don't have enough evidence that The Current Year™ US legal system chews up and spits out knuckleheads like Ralph every day. You'd think someone who's had as many run-ins with the long dick of the law by now as him would realize this latest little stunt's not going to play well in front of a jury.

Then again, you'd also think after getting fucking S-ranked in the same foreign country twice in the span of less than half a year, he'd cut his losses and just go into hiding for a while. It's not like he's going to lose out on serious bank if he takes a break for a bit. Ralph would kill for fucking Kino Casino's weekly take, let alone someone with an actual platform like Rikieta -- we've all seen what Ralph makes in a given week of streaming (plus the aforementioned credit card cowboy hat debacle, etc). What he makes in donations from whatever's left of his audience isn't worth drawing this much attention to himself.

Fucking hell, Ralph.

 

[Spergichu]

Please God let this be Boogie 2.0

 

[Burd Turglar]

If anyone thinks Jim and Jade are actually afraid of Ralph, well, you're just a silly billy.

What's hilarious though is how much Ralph blames everything bad that happens to him on Jim. Negro please, not a single thing that happened to you is because of him but boy howdy you start kicking that hornets nest of autism and that's sure gonna change. Just look at his donos, you think retards that drop c notes to just be noticed are gonna let you harass their favorite internet cancer man? Woof.

 

[DelusionTree]

Please God let this be Boogie 2.0

Are you referring to the doorstep standoff?
Jim seems like the type to feed Ralph lead in a self defense scenario and not have the death of the gunt weigh on his conscience. Also he isn't an obese fence sitting beta male.

 

[temp o'rary]

Her nationality is American (USA). Her heritage is Hmong Chinese, which according the retarded ragepig makes her Korean.

"half Hmong, half Korean" keeps getting mentioned, the Hmong bit is true (she used to do language vids back in 2014-ish), not sure if the Korean bit is well-founded or just something people are repeating

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

"That's something that's completely above board"

Ralph is legitimately a fucking retard and his obsession with Jade is actually insane. Jim has showed him mercy when it comes to Ralph's "family" life. I honestly hope someone shoots ralph. Going to a random persons job who actually has no connection to your little internet beef and trying to ruin their life because you're a thin skinned bitch faggot who is assblasted mad that he got beat up by some other fucking dude in another fucking country and was laughed at is full blown retarded. More retarded than Chris Chan thinking he's the second coming of christ. In fact the last public contact jade had with ethan it was 100% positive, she was sincere and kind to him.

 

[Desktop User2]

Are you referring to the doorstep standoff?
Jim seems like the type to feed Ralph lead in a self defense scenario and not have the death of the gunt weigh on his conscience. Also he isn't an obese fence sitting beta male.

yeah, an anime dungeon crawler with a video game obsession is just like Clint Eastwood. I don´t know where this fantasy of mr. O´Furniture being such an alpha male outlaw comes from, he always seemed pretty mildly mannered to me, but we project onto our internet daddies. BTW the battle for chink hill will never happen. just like all their gay wrestling matches...

 

[msd]

yeah, an anime dungeon crawler with a video game obsession is just like Clint Eastwood. I don´t know where this fantasy of mr. O´Furniture being such an alpha male outlaw comes from, he always seemed pretty mildly mannered to me, but we project onto our internet daddies. BTW the battle for chink hill will never happen. just like all their gay wrestling matches...

I imagine jim as a skinny white dude with glasses.

He just has that kinda voice imo

 

[Desktop User2]

I imagine jim as a skinny white dude with glasses.

He just has that kinda voice imo

If the thing that is never going to happen, happen, I expect him to do the not nigger thing and just call the police and laugh at the revenge pornographer rapist being arrested trying to be an internet tough guy.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

Please God let this be Boogie 2.0

Don't see it happening. The moment Jim and Jade hear the retard screaming his head off they're calling the cops. Thankfully this will be hilarious because it will make Ralph so booty blasted he'll be going 'fukken medicare's a cop calling pussy!" for years.

 

[msd]

If the thing that is never going to happen, happen, I expect him to do the not nigger thing and just call the police and laugh at the revenge pornographer rapist being arrested trying to be an internet tough guy.

Realistically I think jim would just call the police and record it

Then post it.

Then go back to watching shit anime

 

[Merry]

Realistically I think jim would just call the police and record it

Then post it.

Then go back to watching shit anime

And then Ralph would holler that GYM IZ A BEACH IMMA TOLD YALL IM TOP OV DA SEKTUR

 

[GhostButt]

If anyone thinks Jim and Jade are actually afraid of Ralph, well, you're just a silly billy.

I think ralph might be able to physically overpower a chemo patient, if not the garbage burger germs would wreak havoc on an immunocompromised patient even if jim still ko's him. This may be ralph's one in a lifetime chance to be a threat to someone who isn't female.

 

[Persepolis]

yeah, an anime dungeon crawler with a video game obsession is just like Clint Eastwood. I don´t know where this fantasy of mr. O´Furniture being such an alpha male outlaw comes from, he always seemed pretty mildly mannered to me, but we project onto our internet daddies. BTW the battle for chink hill will never happen. just like all their gay wrestling matches...

I think it's more likely that jade ambushes Ralph from the trees and guts him like a fish, or in this case, a whale.

 

[Gunterator]

I think ralph might be able to physically overpower a chemo patient, if not the garbage burger germs would wreak havoc on an immunocompromised patient even if jim still ko's him. This may be ralph's one in a lifetime chance to be a threat to someone who isn't female.

The problem is ralph is retarded and immediately start livestreaming before he gets to metokurs house telling everyone he is going to metokurs house to stalk his wife. Then all jim has to do is call the cops and tell them to tune into the stream to wrangle the pig thats outside his house.

 

[Glenallen Mixon]

The only PI Ralph should hire is a Penis Investigator to figure out why his penis is so small.

Don't know any Penis Investigators, but I do have a Cum Detective's number

 

[Burd Turglar]

I think ralph might be able to physically overpower a chemo patient, if not the garbage burger germs would wreak havoc on an immunocompromised patient even if jim still ko's him. This may be ralph's one in a lifetime chance to be a threat to someone who isn't female.

Ralph has a weekness though, it's called a locked door

 

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Ralph has a weekness though, it's called a locked door

And also the porch steps.

 

[Persepolis]

Ralph has a weekness though, it's called a locked door

I think any standard door frame is a weakness for Ralph, open or not.

 

[Burd Turglar]

You both raise good points. Gravity is a real bitch it seems as well. Maybe Jade could just get a long stick and poke him onto his back like a literal shit eating turtle.