Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[BigDyno392]

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More garbage stew and chili recipes incoming.

 

[desudesu]

Jesus Christ, 0:47 seconds in he accidentally refers to his mom as his wife and then corrects himself. Why wouldn't he edit that out? He has to know about the Mommywife jokes.

He’s trying really hard to not refer his Mum as Mommywife subsequently. You can pick out that he’s trying to watch his words.

Also notice the Nintendo Switch in the background. This is coming from someone who complained and whined how much he hated the Switch. Get you hypocrisy!

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I've got $5 riding on him not pointing out that fresh vegetables from the supermarket and marked to clear meats are easily the best items to stretch a budget and eat well on - more frequent trips to the grocer is a good excuse for exercise and lets you jump on those one day deals without getting moldmeats.

 

[rubytintedchix]

This man has pallets of food in his garage and his refrigerator packed to the gills plus another fridge/freezer in the garage. He literally hoards food. What the hell could he possibly know about saving a buck? He has thousands of dollars of food that will be around long after he’s gone. Unless that’s this is part of the money saving technique? Prepper pantry Jack?

I’m still going with the Scalfani money troubles conspiracy theory. The interest on the $3500 MACKbook came due.

 

[Aunt Myrna]

Jack: It's important to go to the store at the right time to get the deals.
Also Jack: Only go to the store once a month.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

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God I really fucking hate this cunt. He'll bitch out Biden over gas prices he doesn't have to pay but then shit on wagies for not wanting to pay said gas prices.

I wish we had a "this made me MATI" sticker, because Jack has been warranting it lately.

Start the countdown to a "Why do people just want to argue on Facebook?!? [OBJ] [OBJ]" post.

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Jack wouldn't recognize cognitive dissonance if it paralyzed his right arm.

Edit: And the post is gone!

Why does Jack even fucking care? Why does he give a shit if some excel pencil pusher is goofing off at home? He literally just wants these people to work harder for the sake of making them suffer.

Hurry up and die you fat cunt.

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Nothing screams "I know how to stretch a dollar" like a custom hat, mounted deer head, and upper middle class house in the background.

JFC I'm actually malding over this cunt today. Fuck you Jack you insufferable parasite.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

I am growing sick of this retard. Same shit over and over.....Its time for another stroke Jack.
Why wait any longer? Its bound to happen so just get it over with strokey!

 

[curbside]

So I guess working at home isn't actual work to Mushbrain (who larps as someone that works at home as a YouTuber)

It’s funny how big T enables his larping. At a certain point you think she’d say enough is enough.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Picture of Jagoff being a complete asshole

His narcissistic tard raging won't ever cease to amaze me. Guy hasn't worked in fucking decades and still thinks he's got some ground to shit on people working from home, the best part being that in many cases these corporate decisions are done over tax benefits and the like instead of productivity losses (the opposite happened in many places), probably thinks he's this big boss man with the best sauces on the market and a successful Chef while the reality couldn't be further away from that!

Oh my God just saw a commerical for Myopro Arm please Jack get it the fuckery that will ensue would be glorious.

Jack would rather pretend his arm still works than give in and admit his failure by buying one of these. His narcissism is that severe, and knowing the genius of the Jagoff he would probably fuck up using this thing somehow!

I found this interesting. I'm sure this was brought up in the past in such a large thread but this was news to me about some of Jack's family history.

The part of the different lifestyle is what further sells him being closeted to me. His narcissism must have been present even more he married Tammy, and it might be rooted on his overcompensating of his masculinity, which is why he focuses so much on barbecuing and roleplaying as a redneck, as these are the mental image he has of a manly man, one he wears to present himself as someone who couldn't possibly be homosexual. It's actually sad, really. Guy can't accept his own problems and has wasted his life away running from them, built his entire personality on this and will literally die on this hill instead of maturing past this and just simply living a normal life, would be a tragedy if he wasn't such a fucking asshole of a person!

 

[Liquid Vergil]

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There's 65 year old pensioners playing golf at country clubs wearing their Reagan/Bush84 hats telling Jack to tone down the boomer shit just a tad

 

[rubytintedchix]

It’s funny how big T enables his larping. At a certain point you think she’d say enough is enough.

Whatever keeps him out of her hair she probably lets him do because other than that he’d be screaming “TAMMYYYYYY” every five minutes seconds about something.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Whatever keeps him out of her hair she probably lets him do because other than that he’d be screaming “TAMMYYYYYY” every five minutes seconds about something.

Maybe that was the origin of the gaming channel? If she could get him hooked on a 100 hour RPG, she'd have weeks free for far less than a smoker and meat costs.

 

[Gentlebastard]

It’s funny how big T enables his larping. At a certain point you think she’d say enough is enough.

The more she enables him, the bigger are the chances that Mushbrain will eat himself into a 3rd stroke/amputation/coma/pinebox. The sooner Mushbrain is incapacitated or dead, the faster she can live her life or at least, as @rubytintedchix said, keep him out of her hair.

There is a lot of shit to talk about the Scalfani clan, as over two thousand pages of sperging will attest. But Big T, at least, is capable of following a diet and getting herself into shape.

Maybe that was the origin of the gaming channel? If she could get him hooked on a 100 hour RPG, she'd have weeks free for far less than a smoker and meat costs.

Tammy, if you're reading this, don't bother with RPGs; most of them require reading and analytical thinking capabilities in order to do anything more than the tutorial, and that would just make Jack angy. Get a roguelike or roguelite game; they are cheap and nigh-endlessly replayable. Just buy him a copy of something like Spelunky, Don't Starve (heh), or Backpack Hero and enjoy your newfound free time.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I complain about welfare on Facebook but food stamps are OK when my mom had to do it because she did it right and wasn't a welfare queen like all the minorities in the liberal cities. Piss up a tree Fatty.

Watching Mushbrain trying to talk off the top of his head is starting to get downright painful. There's no train to his thought and he's struggling to pronounce anything correctly.

I love how he thinks planning what to eat in advance is some brand-new revolutionary idea he feels the need to explain to his viewers.

"This series gonna teach you the tips and tricks of eating on a budget or trying to stretch a dollar. So many things to tell you Especially during the inflation." get you grammar. [Obj]

What is his IQ I wonder…

Maybe that was the origin of the gaming channel? If she could get him hooked on a 100 hour RPG, she'd have weeks free for far less than a smoker and meat costs.

That would make a lot of sense.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

I really HOPE that bee is on its way to sting fat faggot right in the eyeball.

 

[Adamska]

Whatever keeps him out of her hair she probably lets him do because other than that he’d be screaming “TAMMYYYYYY” every five minutes seconds about something.

She could just do what I like to think Jack's mom did given the details he's given on her: lock him in the attic with a bunch of raw rotten turkey necks and sound proof it.

 

[rubytintedchix]

I know I’ve said this before, but more and more I watch these obese lolcows like Jamerill Stewart and fatass Jack the more I’m learning their unhealthy relationship with food (hoarding, overheating, unhealthy portion sizes, etc) is due to their upbringing.

Jack’s mom, the town bicycle and railroad hobo, has had possibly 3 different baby daddies which seemingly made her fall on hard times and on food stamps with 4 mouths to feed (don’t forget Jack’s long lost sis). She did the best she could, but Jack got the leftover Turkey Neck attic feast being that he was youngest of the brood and the Mexican Milkman’s son.

Jammy’s mom OTOH we surmise was a lot lizard and while she was moving to sometimes horse farms and local motels, her husband was an alcoholic and committed suicide and Jammy walked in right after it happened. She also had a poor/poverty stricken upbringing and has major fucking issues with food. (For example: She was in the hospital the other day for kidney stones and demanded her hubby bring her Olive Garden while waiting for surgery)

I’m not a psych obviously, but I wonder how many more cows out there have unhealthy food relationships because they grew up on Welfare/Food Stamps/food deserts etc.

Edit: re-worded some things for clarity.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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I really HOPE that bee is on its way to sting fat faggot right in the eyeball.

Lol he thinks "work from home" is just sitting at home and doing nothing

I complain about welfare on Facebook but food stamps are OK when my mom had to do it because she did it right and wasn't a welfare queen like all the minorities in the liberal cities. Piss up a tree Fatty.

Watching Mushbrain trying to talk off the top of his head is starting to get downright painful. There's no train to his thought and he's struggling to pronounce anything correctly.

I love how he thinks planning what to eat in advance is some brand-new revolutionary idea he feels the need to explain to his viewers.

"This series gonna teach you the tips and tricks of eating on a budget or trying to stretch a dollar. So many things to tell you Especially during the inflation." get you grammar. [Obj]

If recipient = white, he is for them. If recipient = not white, then he's against them

 

[densedance]

Jack with all of his Grills & Smokers & what not trying to give out advice for people that are financially less fortune.

Like a guy living with his parents & family in a 3 room appartement driving a 7 Series giving out advices on "being financialy indepentend"
But of course his retarded "fan base" buys into it.

 

[TheLazyMan]

Most days I can parse my anger at this human garbage bag full of turkey neck meat through a calming filter of levity and wit. Then there are days like this. To Perdition's flames with this undereducated, overprivileged ManToddler trying to play at being an "economist" because his "TV Chef / Movie Star" grift can't keep the f*cking lights on anymore. Not even the satisfaction of this gas bag mouth-farting his gibberish at his poorly-framed camera lens so lustily that his own Freudian slip is showing can salve my rancor. The unmitigated gall of this cretin defies credulity and begs the Universe for justice as poetic as he is not and as vulgar as his own gross appetites most certainly are.
He wants a name for this horror? How about "My Big Fat Desperate Plea For Relevance Starring a Human Punchline"? Ta da.