Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%

  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%

  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%
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Honestly I have no clue what metokurs master plan is here, I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't have one. He's just a sick man with a wife who laughs on Twitter and has an irregular stream where he cracks jokes about internet weirdos. Ralph thinks Jim is some insane mastermind who has been torturing him for a year and a half and has been puppeteering him for I guess years now. Ralph is completely off his rocker, and his only "fans" left are politically driven very bitter autists who gaurd Ralph out of association with Nick. I just hope Jim and Jade stay in their house and Ralph makes himself look even more nuts and gets taken to the station.
 
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LadiosSopp said:
So apparently the new AF Groyper retard thing to do is spam Jim on Twitter with "he's just laughing at you bro!" And "it's just jokes! Isn't this funny?" Now. Also looks like the Dr Kelp might be another Nick alt.


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Drunken temper tantrums are a very unusual form of laughter. The alternate reality the catboy army lives in must really be something. Lastly, I know the "pooping and peeing my pants all over the place" line is meant to be ironic but these guys are so spergy it sadly seems plausible.
 
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b0o0pinsn0o0tz said:
Drunken temper tantrums are a very unusual form of laughter. The alternate reality the catboy army lives in must really be something. Lastly, I know the "pooping and peeing my pants all over the place" line is meant to be ironic but these guys are so spergy it sadly seems plausible.
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They really are zoomer autists of the worst degree. God they make me cringe.
 
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make_it_so said:
Ralph has no endgame - he gives absolutely no consideration to anything he says or does except for what will give him a dopamine hit at the moment. He is an extremely high time preference personality who needs constant attention and validation for his "Ralphamale" lifestyle.
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Honestly, I think you're right -- him being just a nitwit who operates in the moment and has no concept of foresight is certainly the most Occam-compatible explanation. We saw a fantastic example of this when he decided to get in Cog's buddy's face and ended up flat on his ass three times in less than two minutes. Were they provoking him? Oh, absolutely, yet Ralph seems incapable of taking bait when it's presented to him. (Which is probably what Jim's attempting to demonstrate right now.)

The only thing that keeps me from fully committing to the "Ralph really is just a clueless retard driven singularly by emotion" narrative is that he's somehow managed to avoid both prison and the grave up to this point, and that takes either an insane amount of luck or just barely enough of a half-wit to keep himself from tumbling into the ravine every time he waddles close enough to the edge. Even fucking CWC eventually got thrown in the cooler because he couldn't quit running his mouth.
 
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Bumblebee Sweet Boy said:
Honestly, I think you're right -- him being just a nitwit who operates in the moment and has no concept of foresight is certainly the most Occam-compatible explanation. We saw a fantastic example of this when he decided to get in Cog's buddy's face and ended up flat on his ass three times in less than two minutes. Were they provoking him? Oh, absolutely, yet Ralph seems incapable of taking bait when it's presented to him. (Which is probably what Jim's attempting to demonstrate right now.)

The only thing that keeps me from fully committing to the "Ralph really is just a clueless retard driven singularly by emotion" narrative is that he's somehow managed to avoid both prison and the grave up to this point, and that takes either an insane amount of luck or just barely enough of a half-wit to keep himself from tumbling into the ravine every time he waddles close enough to the edge. Even fucking CWC eventually got thrown in the cooler because he couldn't quit running his mouth.
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Except Ralph hasn't avoided prison - he served time (can't recall how long) for taking a swing at a cop because he's a drunken nitwit. Ironically, that happened back when Ralph was overall more stable than he is now.
 
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Kaan141 said:
Which stream was this? I tried searching for it some time ago but no dice.
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Unfortunately it might be gone, because the only copy I knew was on a MATI archive channel that was nipped last year.

It was a great stream, Josh and PPP asked most of the questions, and one of Ade's bimbo friends was on for some reason as well. A couple of other people were there, including King of Pol which Josh booted halfway through.

The person you responded to somehow missed the most enticing bit of information about the Klonopin. Ade said that the sex with Ethan was so bad, she fed him Klonopin so he wouldn't want to fuck anymore. I think Josh asked her to rate the sex on a scale of 1 to 10 and she gave it a 1. She also said that she had a suspicion Ralph was into scat.

I really hope someone else has a mirror to the stream because it really was an enjoyable listen. It makes me sad to think it got struck down and won't come back.
 
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Bumblebee Sweet Boy said:
Honestly, I think you're right -- him being just a nitwit who operates in the moment and has no concept of foresight is certainly the most Occam-compatible explanation. We saw a fantastic example of this when he decided to get in Cog's buddy's face and ended up flat on his ass three times in less than two minutes. Were they provoking him? Oh, absolutely, yet Ralph seems incapable of taking bait when it's presented to him. (Which is probably what Jim's attempting to demonstrate right now.)

The only thing that keeps me from fully committing to the "Ralph really is just a clueless retard driven singularly by emotion" narrative is that he's somehow managed to avoid both prison and the grave up to this point, and that takes either an insane amount of luck or just barely enough of a half-wit to keep himself from tumbling into the ravine every time he waddles close enough to the edge. Even fucking CWC eventually got thrown in the cooler because he couldn't quit running his mouth.
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Ralph has already been to jail. Which is partly why his monkey brain still manages to back off the gas moments before he goes too far.
 
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I genuinely think that if Ralph ever does get himself killed, either through fucking with the wrong guy, or trespassing and harassing the wrong people that what would happen then is Nick and the cozy crew would treat Ralph like a murder victim and blame kino casino and metokur. And then the other side would Photoshop pics of ralphs dead body to have an apple in his mouth, only making Nick and friends madder and they'd treat anyone retweeting or laughing about it like terrorists.
 
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Love Machine said:
Tfw we are so far along know that new fags dont even know the corn harvest stream, or the dax stream, or the original corn stream. How do new fags even know what the corn thing means?
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You know I find it amazing thinking back how a small joke on the MATI strram by Null created a whole cascade of events where the rage pig literally goes against anyone who criticize him.

Amazing times we live in.
 
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Disco Inferno said:
Sad part since Jim showed some concern for Jade. Now Ralph sees a weakness and will keep making threats to her since he no knows it bothers Jim.
Ralph is gonna either be a horror, schizo or dead cow by the end of the year. There's no inbetween.
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ralph is too much of a little loser beta cuck to track down jade and hit on her irl. hes too much of a baby to taunt jade to shoot him and yell threatening things at her. hes a cowardly womanly bitch scared of some little asian girl
 
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