Artcow Enrique Toro / ShirtBusters / KingCarousel / ToroTheKing - Chronically bitchless nutjob NSFW artist and internet tough guy who threatens people if they don't give him attention

Not sure what it is about visual artistry that makes one so much more likely to have these tendencies towards extreme fetishes. Or maybe those sexual preferences push them to draw their own porn, as it otherwise wouldn't exist? It's a chicken/egg question, except the chicken has gigantic titties, and the father of the eggs is a dicklet midget
 
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Fields Of Rye said:
Holy based, I never thought I'd see the day where shota, Tumblr art, and every horrible fetish and violent racist stereotype swirled together in a pornagraphic manner. This man is a misunderstood genius. He is justified in his threats because he's like a man who kills because the voices in his head tells him too.

Take a moment to consider this man, the time spend formulating this terrible, wonderful, beautiful idea. The time alone spent drawing it would be enough to make most men falter, but he had to sit down and learn to draw every racial stereotype, and then drawn them getting reamed. A combination of dedication and insanity, held together in the strenuous balance which in the tension between lesser men would go truly mad, and greater men would kill themselves.

truly the kwitsatz hadirach of lolcows. Take for example, his geometry series. What would it take to drive a man to create pornographic material about rectangle people? Well I'm not sure. But I've ruled out everything but god and the devil and something tells me they would have drawn the line somewhere around here. The only solution is he's found the golden path of Tumblr deviancy. Godspeed gentleman. Theres nothing left to do but enjoy the ride.
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The Terry Davis of art. This is unbelievable.
 
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"I redesigned Ube make her more harmonious with my my kinks.

Big heads have always turned me on, so I made hers more bulbous and balloon-like. And I exposed her feet so she can actually utilize them (and one can actually look at them) when she's "doing the deed"."
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Captain Smollett said:
"I redesigned Ube make her more harmonious with my my kinks.

Big heads have always turned me on, so I made hers more bulbous and balloon-like. And I exposed her feet so she can actually utilize them (and one can actually look at them) when she's "doing the deed"."
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DUDE WHAT THE FUCK
 
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First of all, great OP @morimori-chan and congrats on the feature.

Second of all, this guy is like if Ethan Ralph had a little brother who did shit porn art instead of a stream to 47 people. Blowing up left and right on anyone and everyone for the slightest slight. I've never wondered too much either way what a cow looks like, but this one I would be interested to see. Wonder if we can get him to talk Ralph's place on the fight card with Warski? Just have Kino Casino do a 5 minute segment on him to talk shit about his art and you may have something.
 
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Captain Smollett said:
"I redesigned Ube make her more harmonious with my my kinks.

Big heads have always turned me on, so I made hers more bulbous and balloon-like. And I exposed her feet so she can actually utilize them (and one can actually look at them) when she's "doing the deed"."
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Take a seat.
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Captain Smollett said:
"I redesigned Ube make her more harmonious with my my kinks.

Big heads have always turned me on, so I made hers more bulbous and balloon-like. And I exposed her feet so she can actually utilize them (and one can actually look at them) when she's "doing the deed"."
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I'm not even surprised. He's just going around redrawing art just to get himself off, and he's too braindead to see why everyone hates him and thinks he's a creep.
 
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Oh man. This clown. He joined that Discord I help run, and people mocked him relentlessly. I wasn't involved, but the people that were still get anonymous threats from him on question sites about how he plans to butcher all of them for making fun of him. I'll see if I can get the ok to post the screen shots of it. Funny stuff.
 
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as someone who's been following toro for the better part of a decade, i'm unsure why no one has made a thread on this dude before. he's been a massive weirdo for the longest time, but he's the best KIND of weirdo; one who is literally only an issue if you feed him the attention he wants so desperately.

he's always been incredibly funny, both for how socially inept he is and how seriously people tend to take him.

great work on your first thread!
 
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