Prison Letters (5/8/22 + 6/1/22) Two New Chris Jail Letters from Helena Fiorenza

[jc17]

Chris claims he lied about raping his mom when Null confronted him about it... Oh, and he was lying in that phone call when he bragged about it. Oh, and telling Null in the first place that he was having sex with mysterious woman he couldn't reveal the identy of, that was a lie too. And all the times Chris shared his dreams of having sex with his mom and defending incest in general-all lies.

Chris could have recorded himself raping Barb, and the moment it's presented as evidence, “Now, what you see in the video isn't the exact truth. See, while I was visiting demension-0069 with Magichan-"

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Nobody is reading them.
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All of the letters we've seen the back of the envelope for (or at least that I've seen) has had this stamped on them.

Well, what do you know, I always assumed these letters would be read by someone, to prevent spicey information being shared or illegal shit being exchanged. I guess they only make sure that letters coming in don't contain illicit substances and maybe wipe down the letter for traces of drugs and if they don't find anything, they don't bother reading the contents.

He had a ton of email receipts for Adam and Eve.

Any particulars you remember? Like the "granny-banger deluxe set" or something?

 

[Ophelia]

Just noticed he included a "choke hold" when he was in school and the pinning happened. I'm wondering if he actually attacked someone or got violent with a teacher back then.

I wonder how much of it actually happened. The original incident more than the recent one. I’m not saying it didn’t, I just wonder.

Jail maybe, real prison with the potential of being jumped, shanked, forced to pay protection from his ween commissary and put to work in a laundry room, machine shop, or other such form of prison labor? I'd love to see his letters after going through that.

Why do you think Chris would be in genpop and not protected?

I don’t think he’d feel like writing much.

It's interesting that it took the rape of his own mother to send him to the psychiatric ward and not the metric shit ton of things he said and did before.

It took him committing a crime to go to jail and it took him refusing to cooperate with his lawyer to send him to the psych ward.

Guarantee when he's out making videos, he'll bitch about Helena.

Why? He doesn’t seem to think she’s bETrAyEd him.

 

[thegooddoctor]

It seems all the shock treatment and ludivoco techniques didn't work, what a shame. Either way any new Chris letter always provides ample laughs.

 

[Count Olaf]

Yeaaaaaaaaaaah nice try Chrissy, but you've already confessed to your crime multiple times so it's too late to shift the blame. Also I love that he gets mad about 14 BC.

"It's being paid for, you stupid trolls! The Sonichu Temple will never go away and I'll be going back home again to play with my toys and videos games real soon, among which, you'll see!"

It doesn't really matter if its foreclosed or not by the time he gets out. Where ever he goes after this is all said and done, it will not be back to the life he used to know. Last time he was in court he was real pouty and disrespectful towards the judge. I would HOPE that when he next appears his experiences in jail and the mental hospital will have at least taught him to properly address the judge and NOT be pouty or disrespectful, but well...this is Chris we're talking about. Chris never. fucking. learns. If the news that he was going to have to go back to the jail house at the end of his stay in the hospital was enough to make him throw a tantrum big enough to warrant a Code Red, I can't help but wonder how Chris might react if the judge tells him he's still not going home.

0How long do we have till Chris next hearing again? I can't remember if it's in July or August. Either way its not soon enough.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

How long do we have till Chris next hearing again? I can't remember if it's in July or August. Either way its not soon enough.

July 28th.

 

[Ophelia]

Looks like he has a new villain for his head cannon - Betty Hoover.

Revooh Ytteb.

It could also be influence from other inmates at the psychiatric hospital. "Neurotypical" and "woke" are both by far more likely to have come from people on their own involuntary grippy sock vacations than from clinicians.

Most likely he got it all from twitter. I don’t expect he’s been anxious to talk with other patients.

How long has he been calling himself Jesus,

Explicitly since the first jail letter, but he’s alluded to it for years.

is this a real delusion of grandeur

It’s a coping larp he thinks we might just believe because he thinks we’re gullible fools.

or is he trying classic psycho behaviors for some type of insanity plea?

He’s not smart enough to try that and his lawyer isn’t dumb enough to let him.

Chris may be a parrot, but a broken parrot is still right twice a day.

I must ask: What?

I kinda hope when they decide to let him walk, they also ban him from setting foot in BC14 or getting close to his mother ever again. That or the house is getting sold and everything in it thrown in a landfill before he makes it out of jail.

Pretty much everyone here agrees on that front. With Harriet banning him if the justice system doesn’t.

How long do we have till Chris next hearing again? I can't remember if it's in July or August.

The easiest month to remember when it comes to Chris.

 

[break these cuffs]

Well, what do you know, I always assumed these letters would be read by someone, to prevent spicey information being shared or illegal shit being exchanged. I guess they only make sure that letters coming in don't contain illicit substances and maybe wipe down the letter for traces of drugs and if they don't find anything, they don't bother reading the contents.

I've seen a lot of job postings for for various counties and the state prison system in my area. Covid hit jails and prisons hard. That mean both COs and cons. Staffing is way down where I live. They could be understaffed or maybe jails in VA don't screen mail. I though screening was the norm even at county level, but maybe not.

 

[Undersideofcwcspillow]

I've seen a lot of job postings for for various counties and the state prison system in my area. Covid hit jails and prisons hard. That mean both COs and cons. Staffing is way down where I live. They could be understaffed or maybe jails in VA don't screen mail. I though screening was the norm even at county level, but maybe not.

I'm actually fucking SHOCKED some ween hasn't tried to get a job at CVRJ.

 

[Ophelia]

I'm actually fucking SHOCKED some ween hasn't tried to get a job at CVRJ.

Who says they haven’t?

 

[awoo]

I notice he lists the dates as 05082052 and 06012052. Did he write the first of the two 2's at the end backwards to make a heart? Did his autism make him do that or did his retardation make him mix up the numbers five and two? Looking at the other letters I see he does this consistently so it's probably the former. The bigger question is why my autism is making me dissect this.

I was going to point this out too. He's living 30 years in the future or he wanted to autistically make a heart.

It still remains to be seen if Barb actually testified or Chris is trying to preemptively deny any future testimony. The wording makes it seem like Barb already gave a testimony.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Oh most certainly the uploader should have censored it, but it proves that even comming close to Chris's shit will leave you smelling foul.

Everyone here likes to say, "don't tóuch the poop," but for some unfortunate souls, the poop touches them.

 

[Lester Jones]

Just as I decided to follow this fellow, something comes up. The content never ends!

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

I was going to point this out too. He's living 30 years in the future or he wanted to autistically make a heart.

It still remains to be seen if Barb actually testified or Chris is trying to preemptively deny any future testimony. The wording makes it seem like Barb already gave a testimony.

I think he's trying to make a heart. You can see that here. 2022 likely bears some significance to Chris because he's the Goddess Blue Heart and he can make a heart by reversing a 2.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Well, what do you know, I always assumed these letters would be read by someone, to prevent spicey information being shared or illegal shit being exchanged. I guess they only make sure that letters coming in don't contain illicit substances and maybe wipe down the letter for traces of drugs and if they don't find anything, they don't bother reading the contents.


Any particulars you remember? Like the "granny-banger deluxe set" or something?

I think they assume the letters going out all contain semen and just leave it at that. Besides he’s not in prison, he’s in the county jail. They have neither time nor manpower to inspect outgoing snail mail.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Also, to let ye know, the reason why my more recent jail photo looked sad, it was because on the morning of the day before my return to this Jail, to put it blunt and short for now: the staff in 1 Hickory at [DATA EXPUNGED] in [REDACTED] literally had me Pinned and recreated the Pin-Me-Down event from Fourth Grade (Minus the Choke Hold) to a "T", complete with a Full Photogenic Post Traumatic Stress Disorder Moment, that also made a Full Dejá Vu of it.

- CWC

Looks like Chris had an "autistic meltdown" when he was going back to the Jail of Fail, just like back in elementary school.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

I see he hasnt been raped yet

Haven't you been paying attention to his letters? - Barb raped him. She was the initiator.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Well, what do you know, I always assumed these letters would be read by someone, to prevent spicey information being shared or illegal shit being exchanged. I guess they only make sure that letters coming in don't contain illicit substances and maybe wipe down the letter for traces of drugs and if they don't find anything, they don't bother reading the contents.

If I remember correctly, the jail uses a service that opens incoming mail and gives the inmate a black and white photocopy. The original is destroyed. This prevents people from sending contraband to inmates including drugs that can be soaked into paper or placed under stamps.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

So was the wallflower. We've concealed her name fairly well.

I wouldn't say "fairly well".

 

[Undersideofcwcspillow]

Just as I decided to follow this fellow, something comes up. The content never ends!

It always blows my mind people are just finding chris after so many years