Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Deleted, did anyone archive the post? I wanted to see the replies.
Bubbler over at the other place snagged a few, fawkin' Johnny not doin' da bit:
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As a long-time lurker of this pepperoni producers horrible thread I feel that I have to point out that this porcine-breasted article really is quite remarkably fat, a veritable colossus of adipose matter.
I feel that this fact has been noticeably absent so far, and would like to bring attention to this surprisingly absent observation.
 
As someone who lives by a very straight road, I gotta say this does indeed fuel my hatred for him. I guarantee his retarded 3am drag racing is keeping people up at night, even if he somehow is otherwise being safe (highly doubtful considering his mental ability and obesity). I feel nothing but pure empathy for the poor cop or EMT that will one day have to scrape Pat's voluminous mass off the road.
It would be a miracle if his hairdresser's car could accelerate his cellulite-filled body to 100 mph
 
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Why is Patrick in an abortion clinic in this scenario?

It would be a miracle if his hairdresser's car could accelerate his cellulite-filled body to 100 mph
We can only hope that Pat's reckless driving causes his rusty 4-pot to briefly accelerate at a mighty 9.8m/s squared before entering Lake Michigan.
 
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driving dangerously fast and recklessly is cool, child.

The ideal end to Pat posting would be him driving his mustang into a car full of pedophiles at 140mph, killing everyone involved.
It'd be fitting, but I prefer dying of a hooligan's enhanced heart attack when he has to attempt a basic home repair on his own because all the local handymen tell him "just buy the part and a wrench for $20. It's an extra $200 if I come over and do it for you"
 
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The funny thing is the WashPo journalist didn't even issue a correction, she just deleted the tweet. It was left to piggy to correcT the record.
Something hilariously sad how even in a scenario where Pat is the primary target he still feels the need to go ‘but women and POC are getting it awful!’ either out of liberal guilt or he thinks it’ll get his clique to finally pay attention to him.
 
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The funny thing is the WashPo journalist didn't even issue a correction, she just deleted the tweet. It was left to piggy to correcT the record.
LOL "I can spell my own name"

He sure can't fucking state his own name in court.

And the alleged comedian thinking women and poc are targeted for being weak rather than because it's funny to make a left leaning hypocrite look like a racist misogynist is some tasty icing on the fat, fat, fat cake
 
How long can Pat run around like nothing’s wrong before he is forced to pay off some of his debts? It seems like people can just spend as much nonexistent money as they want to with no consequences.
I wish he spent more time trying his "liberal gun owner" act because he'd eventually shoot himself or annoy someone into shooting him
 
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