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I’ve been waiting for this announcement since the trail ended! My question is: will Amber Heard be hot like a sauna? If not, what other inanimate object will he compare her to?
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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Hedwig
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This one's gonna be about a girl who is finally ready for a nice guy after that bad boy made her cry, probably.
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Wait! I just realised something! Since Heard's lawyers admitted that Depp basically bankrupted Heard and some other lawyers suggested that he would have to seize and liquidate her property, would Heard even have the money to defend herself against Russ? Is this going to be Russ moment to shine? Victory after all that many defeats?
DSP's Tax Lawyer
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Finally, a celebrity he can sue for a date. Do the nice guy move Russ and sue her
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A light at the end of the tunnel for our eggshell skull plaintiff. He will woo her for sure!
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Russ will have to wait a bit for that bancrupcy. According to the DailyMail she has 30 years to pay back Depp
DSP's Tax Lawyer
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But Russ has a job. He could help her pay for the debt
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She don't like Shit Lips,
Full set of hair on my head!
She likes those Dookie Dudes
They don't let her shit in the bed!
Full set of hair on my head!
She likes those Dookie Dudes
They don't let her shit in the bed!
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Nah, he should wait until Depp collects the money (he has 10 years to do so under § 8.01-251 of VA law but he can request two additional 10 year extensions) and then when she is poor and vulnarable
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Yo, yo, beautiful Amber Heard
I’ll make sure you’re always heard
- probably actual lyrics.
I’ll make sure you’re always heard
- probably actual lyrics.
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Not to mention all the money he's gonna get from his other lawsuits AND from grateful sex workers soon.
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Yo, yo, beautiful Amber Heard
Don't care if your bed's got a turd
Stinkyboy
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She might sue shitlips for defamation by associating his name with hers!
A fate worse than poopin in bed.
A fate worse than poopin in bed.
I can't wait! This is the best news in months. Classic Russ shenanigans. I know it'll probably never happen, but if Amber responded, I wouldn't ask for anything else from Santa the rest of the year.
Guys, is it ok to unironically like his songs?
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How likely is it that he Will invite amber to work with him if you know what i Mean.
HavenlyKingdom
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It would be hilarious if Russ ends becoming the Neil Breen of Pop, I rather prefer that to him wasting other people's time and money on vanity lawsuits.
Never change Russ, never change.
Never change Russ, never change.
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You might have a brain defect if you do.
catchy chorus, pleasantly sounding melody,
I have int on loop
Weeb Slinger
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My prediction is that they will combine to form a legal Voltron, of the kind that hack lawyers, such as Nick Rekieta, can only dream about. From hereon all cross-examinations will take the form of bolts of energy hurled across the courtroom. The Greer Law-Voltron was also have mobius syndrome. In place of a sword, it will wield a keytar.