DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[FaXmachine]

Personally I find Phil interesting for a variety of reasons, his luck is godly firstly bar whatever luck he has on that IQ because thats in the fucking floor, which brings me to the second point, he is retarded. I love hearing his retarded delusional takes on things its so mad. His idiocy has cucked him of any salvation out of situation and his ego has kicked anyone out of his life that could help him. Now he's just poisoning himself everyday with drink, gatcha and brain rot due to his hate of thinking of any kind.

Is there any study of anyone like Phil who has lost all contact with what it means to be a human? It's fascinating what lack of exercise, good food, sun light and friends/family can do to someone.

Yes he's like a soundbox especially during SF like games, but when he snaps when there is a slight change you see the madness beneath.

On another note if you truly want to fuck with him as others have suggested it needs to be from somewhere mainstream, he hates the idea of new eyes seeing as a pos. So for example if anyone can copy his voice and call into a radio station about being a gambling addict, gaymer in an unhappy marriage it could get picked up as a pity piece in a bigger form of media. (as an example) *hint hint*

 

[Whaler]

In my opinion we should stop referring to detractors as some sort of monolith always fighting over our PR, and start acknowledging that detractors are actually just the other 99% of the population that isn’t Phil or his dozen supporters.

Some of the detractors are just as bad as DSP and his dents so I feel like they should be mocked just as much I know Doody basically posts on every "sub 4 sub" and "views 4 views" and he spams his detractor content on every possible subreddit that involves: gaming, twitch, streaming, youtube, cringe, and fail. I'll also throw in my hat and say I agree with Nigel. If you're gunna troll DSP, just fucking get it over with and troll him, just don't get upset when people mock you when it doesn't go the way you (the person trolling) expected it to.

 

[snort inquisition]

GUYS DSP IS SO BORING, HE'S GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK ON STREAM, HE'S LIVING IN A HELL OF HIS OWN MAKING, HIS WIFE DOESN'T LIVE THERE ANYMORE AND ALSO SHE TOOK HIS CAT, HIS CAT HATES HIM, HE'S MISERABLE AND WE CAN ALL TELL IT, I HOPE SOMEONE BREAKS INTO DSP'S HOUSE AND SHOOTS HIM IN THE FACE LIVE ON STREAM


stfu

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

I'll also throw in my hat and say I agree with Nigel. If you're gunna troll DSP, just fucking get it over with and troll him, just don't get upset when people mock you when it doesn't go the way you (the person trolling) expected it to.

Definitely agree, especially that faggot who spent significant time courting twitch legal department trying to scramble up a way to get DSP banned then came here to bemoan that nothing came of it repeatedly. Then people spend good time speculating that it was a larp and he decided to go on a mati sticker tour temper tantrum. Absolute wanker, that one.

I'm waiting for a good moment to drop info on who I spoke to on Twitch. So Phil will know who my middle man was that gave everything to Twitch Legal, not sure what the right moment will be, but it will come and he will be very upset.

Legal might be looking into Phil because I'm speaking to someone in a high position at Twitch. While he isn't in a position to ban, he is forwarding information to the proper teams at Twitch, one of which is legal. We spoke about his scam fundraiser, and some other recent things.
Not some weird gay OP, I'm friendly with the bloke which is also why I wont drop much information.
Not sure anything good will come of it, but you never know. Phil recently pissed off a bunch of people, and it isn't helping his case.

I gave @actually some information and he can confirm, in case need be.

Etc etc, also spoiler, actually never really had much, if anything to say about it. Saying anything negative about anyone ever will get you drowned in meanie stickers because all the newfags seem to think that means something and it preloads to them what they think of the post so please give me extra mean stickers to help retards know to disregard this post.

Side note, how many of you even remember all the SoK did and not just the autistic shit two people of twenty did near the end that nu-detractors focus on because all they learned from were drama recap vids after the fact? They lived rent free in Phil's head way more severely than this Reddit crap ever did. His gin brain will forget it in a few more weeks but I guarantee he'd lose his shit if another group popped up with that kind of organization and more viewers than he gets.

 

[JPG]

People should just send him credits for the different platforms or directly purchase the games for him; he even mocks any worries his fans may have about the money that is supposedly paying bills, so don't tip, just send credits.
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This is the same as people getting food stamps instead of money - because they can't be trusted to spend it on what it's intended for.

Also on detractor youtube talk, hate army watch is back: https://youtube.com/channel/UC6y_bIgs7yM71lZMSLSJqbA

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

My two cents regarding trolling Phail is that it's weird and unpredictable which things set him off and which don't. The bank leaks are huge but it's crazy how little he seethed about them, especially when you remember things like him losing his mind for months because his $7 chicken sandwich had sloppily applied sauce on it.

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

I wish the people who find DSP boring would just fuck off without telling us everyday how he's boring, how they're leaving blah blah.

Yeah, it gets so old seeing post after post about how boring he is and how X streamer is a retarded faggot. Everyone knows he's a boring cow. It's not adding to anything beyond shitting up the thread with unwarranted self-importance and huffing your own farts.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

meanie stickers because all the newfags seem to think that means something

Mate, are you telling me they don't affect your Kiwi Farms social standing?
I thought that if you get one too many meanie stickers Josh shows up at your door and you get sent to meanie camp.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Another “Phil’s Day Off,” another day of everyone here suddenly snapping at each other’s throats until Phil returns.

 

[Lazycunt]

Another “Phil’s Day Off,” another day of everyone here suddenly snapping at each other’s throats until Phil returns.

Cunt don't make my lazy ass get up and do nothing, you think I got where I am by doing something?

 

[Pisstrooper]

PoP recently raged/alogged hard on DSP in a stream and it was pretty relieving to see someone get as angry as I do about Phil. I know alogging, he's just playing games badly, blah blah blah, but I think in the current economic situation, when scarcity is really setting in, Phil just hits differently. Watching a fat manchild, with the disease literally nicknamed "Rich Man's Disease", calling himself a feasting king while eating Doordash, smacking his lips with grease running down his face, spilling half on his Nintendo shirt while the other half goes in the garbage disposal, it feels like a direct provocation to all decent humans. Meanwhile there's a shortage on baby formula. He FUCKING KNOWS how it comes off, you can tell when he does the exaggerated epicurean gestures tossing a "yam fry" into his mouth like some fat cat bourgeoise in a Soviet cartoon. His enjoyment of something is heightened by knowing others don't have it. He takes pleasure in the failure of others, even when it has 0 tangible benefit for him. It comes from being the King of Suffering, he feels so slighted by other's joy, wealth, success, etc, that its a relief when piggy finally gets what piggy deserves. Even if he's completely oblivious, that's almost worse. I think it boils down to an instinctual response for tribal preservation, like Phil is a gluttonous grug grabbing the last bison rib from a kid.

God bless PoP for getting him on Reddit because he will have to twist his delusions into even more intricate nonsense to dismiss their criticisms. He has to be wrestling with that in his brain in the odd moment its not doused in Gin or WWE Dopamine cascades. It must take a solid 30 minutes of rocking back and forth every morning, while his caveman brain puzzles out why he's right and everyone else is wrong.

His React!™ event was the absolute lowest point for him, promising to take accountability when it just turned into another debunk. He fucking planned it like a complete psychopath, he had notes, fucking notes, on how to best shift blame. The worst part was watching him absolutely relish excluding Howard, acting like he was a desperate interlocutor trying to get in on DSP and Rambo's special relationship. This behavior is really common in people outcast from popular groups in their youth, they revel in turning the tables on someone, which is why he sounded like a highschool girl attempting to make Howard appear desperate and AWWWWKWAAARDD. Fuck you Philip. I hate you.

 

[Lester Jones]

As someone who has been around for years, watched Phil, lurked here, joined the Farms and started a YouTube, I often ask myself why do I stay here? I could laugh at The Gunt, Ameowica First Fuentes, Wings, and some of those Death fats. I plan on that because my bread and butter DSP has become so boring. He or Detractors have to manufacture drama, troll shield this Faggot, and hope he once again fucks up. Phil is too boring to Restream daily, his react videos have been meh at best, and his nonstop begging has wheelchairs saving streams everyday. Keem even said fuck it.

I have plenty of dumb shit to stream and make videos not just this Dickweed.

Very off-topic, but I highly recommend the Gunt! He's almost the same age as Phil, and also hyper sensitive to compared to Phil. He gets easily offended that a minor channel got him salty.

 

[capefear56]

but I think in the current economic situation, when scarcity is really setting in, Phil just hits differently. Watching a fat manchild, with the disease literally nicknamed "Rich Man's Disease", calling himself a feasting king while eating Doordash, smacking his lips with grease running down his face, spilling half on his Nintendo shirt while the other half goes in the garbage disposal, it feels like a direct provocation to all decent humans.

Meh, it's hard for me to get angry over that aspect of Phil's life. Whether or not Phil receives enough gambling money to feed his addiction matters to me only in the sense that we won't get to see a Code Black if he reaches a certain threshhold. I'm not actually upset that he gets to drink himself into a coma every night. His problems run way deeper than any hedonism could ever hope to alleviate. His prestream ranting is becoming more and more unhinged by the month and it's pretty clear his psyche is unraveling.

 

[Pisstrooper]

As someone who has been around for years, watched Phil, lurked here, joined the Farms and started a YouTube, I often ask myself why do I stay here? I could laugh at The Gunt, Ameowica First Fuentes, Wings, and some of those Death fats. I plan on that because my bread and butter DSP has become so boring. He or Detractors have to manufacture drama, troll shield this Faggot, and hope he once again fucks up. Phil is too boring to Restream daily, his react videos have been meh at best, and his nonstop begging has wheelchairs saving streams everyday. Keem even said fuck it.

I have plenty of dumb shit to stream and make videos not just this Dickweed.

That's wild, I've been more interested in DSP lately. The Reddit shit, the insane hypocrisy of him trying to transition to react, his content more and more stealth appealing to trolls over his loyal dents, idk I was checked out for a while but am getting more out of the vortex lately. But I definitely am not as absorbed in it as a streamer, I can't really conceive what looking at Phil that long every day would be like/do to my brain. The Gunt has been wildly entertaining, but there's oddly not nearly as many channels making content on him despite his behavior being objectively worse and much more chaotic. Ralph and Wingz have trolls that legitimately cross a line for most people, Ralph deservedly so since he engages in the same sort of life ruination shit. Maybe Phil is just easier to low key seethe at for viewers, but too repetitive for people who run channels or engage beyond the average mentally ill morahn.

 

[bajagoogoo]

Of all of Phil's detractors, Metokur was the only one who did it with some humor behind it.

He shut down KG by simply asking him why he supports Phil.

He told Fred to stop being autistic over Phil because he ran the risk of getting obsessed over him.

He knew when to bow out.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Can i watch an autistic manchild slowly kill himself without being judged? Thanks.

 

[MAWBD]

My two cents regarding trolling Phail is that it's weird and unpredictable which things set him off and which don't. The bank leaks are huge but it's crazy how little he seethed about them, especially when you remember things like him losing his mind for months because his $7 chicken sandwich had sloppily applied sauce on it.

As much as DSP is a dumbass, he probably realized that if he talks/seethes about it a lot, it will get his cult members curious and they might discover the "strange" iTunes payments for 16$ and 110$ and whatnot. The more he would have seethed over it, the more it would make the leaks look legitimate and he wouldn't be able to brush it under the carpet and call it "identity theft federal crime" and make himself look the victim with all those 110$ charges to iTunes. It would also has exposed that he makes a metric fuckton of money per month going against his narrative that he is poor.

 

[M0L0K]

At least half the people who post in this thread are retards. Even worse, they’re bored retards who rehash the same conversations over and over again without ever advancing it. Kindly stop shitting up the thread retards.

 

[ParksydeDhil]

So im half way in that belief that Phil really has what some people call protagonist syndrome. I legit think Phil, in his mind, thinks he hasn't done anything wrong. I'm not a psychiatrist but no way can anyone shamelessly do what Phil does.

 

[Kosher Dill]

On another note if you truly want to fuck with him as others have suggested it needs to be from somewhere mainstream

Nobody actually does want to, I think that's been proven a thousand times over at this point.