Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Mr Sister]

He admitted in his latest video he was at 398. We all know this is a convenient lie so that he doesn't have to admit he went past 400.

He has a 400lb limit scale and either he is lying to himself and everyone that it's not at the limit or he is too dumb to know that.

 

[Marc83]

Why……won’t……you….wipe the dandruff off Steven? Wtf…

Edit: I’m almost to the end of the video, I’ll give him credit, this was his most honest video from him in years. It had minimal amount of manipulation all things considered, but he offered no actual solution or drive for what he’s gonna actually do. It was just pure complaining, albeit honest and straightforward.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

The average adult’s weight fluctuates up to 5 or 6 pounds per day. Two pounds for Boogie is just 0.5% of weight that can very easily fluctuate. He could as well admit being 400 pounds.

 

[Chilson]

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Happy to, so long as I can bring my gun.

I love that boogie is not actually saying anything other than "mass shootings are bad". No shit moron, what people are angry about is not that mass shootings exist, but how to solve that problem.

Its absurd the lengths this ball of lard goes to not actually make a point or take any side.

 

[centaursTesticle [CT]]

As much as I despise this faggot, if he made an effort to change, even if it was motivated by views - If he actually stuck with it long term and he got in shape I'd have to respect that (though he would still be a faggot, just a little less of one). If he was serious it actually could bring some viewership back if he could legitimately lose 100 pounds and document it as he went.

Is this the case? Most likely no. As others have said I really think he's just turning on the camera for footage, then turning it off and not actually exercising. He has such a long history of deception, lying, exaggeration, not committing to any change... Its just really really unlikely.

Prove me wrong Boogie.

I'm gonna be honest, I don't know what he CAN do. Even if he did everything perfectly healthy and correct from today on, he would still be a tweaked-out pedophile loser with shattered legs, heart problems, and no redeeming qualities. I hate to talk like I'm siding with boogie, I'm not, but I'm not sure it's even worth his nonexistent effort to better himself at this point. He's old.
I don't like to encourage this type of behavior or put it in his mind because I know he's gonna see this, but if he really is as shameless as he makes himself out to be, he should just indulge. Give away his dogs, donate/give away his gamer shit, and put together his remaining bucks to buy a week's worth of Marcos, hookers, and party hard. Maybe pay ONE hooker all the money and indulge in all his sick fetishes before he dies. this one scares me but he could even go all in and try to carry out his horrible pedophile urges and download a bunch of cheese pizza videos- I'm sure he has the connections- worst case scenario it would take at least a day for the feds to bust down his door or whatever. By that point he'd be dead
What I'm saying is: taking boogies interests into account realistically, his most fulfilling course of action would be to party himself to death for a few days and just be done with it all.

I can't even wishfully imagine any worthwhile positive outcome for him. His only options now are to go big or go home.

 

[Jack Scarefani]

Boogie,

YOU are not the victim. In fact, just about every other individual in your life you've made a victim:

• Dez, for engaging in HAMS with you
• Your deceased parents, who cannot defend themselves against your ever-changing abuse stories
• Lucy Foxx, stupid as she was for ever getting involved with you
• The random women whose pictures you steal for your sock accounts
• Chad, for doing god only knows what for you
• The dogs, for almost becoming your next meal
• According to the legal paperwork: everyone in your neighborhood, for being around your reckless handling of a firearm
• Any bird that has ever flown within several hundred feet of your house
• Any child that has to see you shirtless on TikTok
• The recliner you sit your fat ass in for 16 hours per day

Consider not being a fat POS.

Yours truly,
King Fructose

I love reading your insults.

It's part of the reason I check this thread regularly.

 

[Marc83]

I'm gonna be honest, I don't know what he CAN do. Even if he did everything perfectly healthy and correct from today on, he would still be a tweaked-out pedophile loser with shattered legs, heart problems, and no redeeming qualities. I hate to talk like I'm siding with boogie, I'm not, but I'm not sure it's even worth his nonexistent effort to better himself at this point. He's old.
I don't like to encourage this type of behavior or put it in his mind because I know he's gonna see this, but if he really is as shameless as he makes himself out to be, he should just indulge. Give away his dogs, donate/give away his gamer shit, and put together his remaining bucks to buy a week's worth of Marcos, hookers, and party hard. Maybe pay ONE hooker all the money and indulge in all his sick fetishes before he dies. this one scares me but he could even go all in and try to carry out his horrible pedophile urges and download a bunch of cheese pizza videos- I'm sure he has the connections- worst case scenario it would take at least a day for the feds to bust down his door or whatever. By that point he'd be dead
What I'm saying is: taking boogies interests into account realistically, his most fulfilling course of action would be to party himself to death for a few days and just be done with it all.

I can't even wishfully imagine any worthwhile positive outcome for him. His only options now are to go big or go home.

This makes a lot of sense, essentially the damage is done and not reversible. Like he said in the video, the problem is he has to find a way to monetize what little he has left to make ends meet, and at this point, your idea of him just indulging would make for better clicks that what he’s doing now.

 

[wingsofnazirapists]

Uploads a video recording himself talking about himself wearing a t-shirt of himself.

Jesus, this guy is something else.

Edit: oh, for FUCK's sake. He rambles for five minutes about how fat he is and how he regrets beating the surgery, says "let's go swim some laps..." and jumpcuts to him eating an ice cream cone. He says "this could have been a grilled chicken, this could have been anything else.. oh well." ??! What??

Does he know that his workout is moot since he decided to eat a giant ice cream cone?

Also, someone cap that and post it here, please. He looks like such a fat little bitch. I love it.

 

[Chilson]

Edit: oh, for FUCK's sake. He rambles for five minutes about how fat he is and how he regrets beating the surgery, says "let's go swim some laps..." and jumpcuts to him eating an ice cream cone. He says "this could have been a grilled chicken, this could have been anything else.. oh well." ??! What??

Even if it was a grilled chicken that doesn't make it much better. Its not just what you eat, but how much you eat especially when your morbidly obese. Boogie could eat nothing but ice cream and as long as he was only eating under 2000 calories a day he would lose massive amounts of weight.

Does he know that his workout is moot since he decided to eat a giant ice cream cone?

The assumption that he did any kind of workout in the first place is laughable.

 

[Dollar Store Sentai]

Edit: oh, for FUCK's sake. He rambles for five minutes about how fat he is and how he regrets beating the surgery, says "let's go swim some laps..." and jumpcuts to him eating an ice cream cone. He says "this could have been a grilled chicken, this could have been anything else.. oh well." ??! What??

You don't understand, it's a padded prop ice cream cone. There was actually a plastic sleeve in there so it only LOOKED like he was being a retard and negating the workout he didn't do. And you fell for the joke, shame on you!

 

[Marc83]

You don't understand, it's a padded prop ice cream cone. There was actually a plastic sleeve in there so it only LOOKED like he was being a retard and negating the workout he didn't do. And you fell for the joke, shame on you!

11 minutes straight if him saying why his life is so out of control due to his obsession with his eating disorder

Then the VERY NEXT SCENE!?

 

[wingsofnazirapists]

11 minutes straight if him saying why his life is so out of control due to his obsession with his eating disorder
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Then the VERY NEXT SCENE!?

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It's moments like this and the "Dez, did you cuck me?" phone call that keep me coming back. It's why we laugh: he is a fat retard with no self-awareness who does fat retard things.

On his way to the gym to film a video exercising: "hmm... Ice cream." Too good.

Goodnight Kiwis, see you tomorrow when Boogie is tweeting about getting raped and begging for views.

 

[Harammurabe]

11 minutes straight if him saying why his life is so out of control due to his obsession with his eating disorder
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Then the VERY NEXT SCENE!?

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'"A pint of ice cream could have up to about 1,000 calories, and for some people, that's more than half their daily intake," says registered dietitian Edwina Clark, RD, APD. That means if you keep up that habit, it could result in some pretty hefty weight gain.'

Literally the first result in Google.

 

[Thin Privilege]

I'm sorry but who the hell decides to stop and get some ice cream on their way to a workout session? It's absurd.
Does Boogie not know how to loose weight? Eating ice cream isn't the way.

Boogie if you admit to having an eating disorder that's ruined your life then go to therapy/rehab to fix it! Clearly you can't deal with your addiction on your own.

 

[pineapple chunks on pizza]

Did some clips:

Talks about beating surgery

Laments about Lacy and then confuse geese as ducks.

Has lost a bunch of money, please buy merch

ICE CREAM TIME WOOOOOOO!

Boogie is famous

You're not your thoughts or you would be dead if you sleep.

 

[uberzilla]

The ice-cream clip says it all. He acknowledges that you can't out-exercise a diet and that the 200 calories could have been something nutritious.

Going to the gym has an initial feel good factor since he can post clips and tweets and get asspats. On the flip side not doing something like avoiding eating an ice-cream gives him no social media fulfillment so he's not interested. Getting an ice-cream on the way to the gym is just hilarious, though.

 

[HAMS Sandwich]

He looks odd in these videos? I can't really put my finger on it, but he's starting to look like some fat guy from a ps1 game in the late 90s - he actually looks pixelated, i'm not sure if its the supercuts haircut, the constant benzo stare with his mouth agape, the red native american face contrasting the lush arkansas greenery, who knows.

Also it's hilarious that he doesn't seem to understand ALL he has to really do to make people forget about his many many fuck ups is just lose weight and stay off twitter, or use twitter as the vehicle to actually prove your weight loss. People are fickle and a redemption arc would be easy enough to achieve IF he just regularly dieted and also owned up to his many many lies in one video.

He has the luxury of not actually having a real job, all the free time in the world and he spends it eating all day. People would kill for that amount of free time, where they can go walking (which is boogie's best bet), go the gym, swim, run.

Boogie, we know you're reading this - remember that Seinfeld episode where George Constanza does the complete opposite of what he would normally do and ends up landing the NY Yankees job??? Well do that, of course you remember it as you were 20 at the time posting on christian forums and managing a successful outsourced business (a porn blog).

These are just general tips! Love ya!

 

[OldSchoolBoxxu]

Could of just made shit up and said "This is actually a 100% whey ice-cream pre workout blend"

 

[bajagoogoo]

McDonald's vanilla cone. 200 calories right there.

Also, he went to McDonald's. No way in hell he only ordered ice cream.

 

[Phil's a Nigger]

ICE CREAM TIME WOOOOOOO!
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''I'm still not making great food choices'' BUT IM GONNA EAT IT ANYWAY SO FUCK YOU!