DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Stroke Face II Turbo said:
Narcissus is lost/trapped in his own reflection (as punishment for being an asshole) till death. He or rather his reflection is the only thing that matters, deserves love. Blind to his surroundings. Starring into the abyss.
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I couldn't help myself
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Piece of Peace said:
If anyone actually wants an expert opinion about cherries for gout, here's the excerpt from UpToDate (a high quality medical source you have to actually pay for).
I highlighted the takeaway:
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Basically this fat fuck should still be taking allopurinol which he presumably isn't.
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Bets on him using cherry juice because it's less effort than eating actual cherries?
 
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Pisstrooper said:
I think its stockholm syndrome or something. I have a suspicion that a sizable chunk of his audience are detractors, or peripheral trolls that stayed too long and just got pignotized. I remember fucking around in his chat a while back and one of the mods knew every sneak diss and bantered about them, but would moralfag if you started alogging too hard or genuinely criticizing Phil. I know Phil demands his mods stay up to date on the latest slander from the mentally ill morahns, but he just seemed like a troll. He had that "C'mon guys, Phil's really not that bad" vibe the semi-sentient dents get when confronted with Phils pigtrocities. It could just be that even his loyal mods hate him, but I feel like there's a lot of trolls who got subsumed in the bovine blob that is Phil's chat. Either way its fucked.
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This is way way way too true. If you knew how many started or had a stint as detractors it would shock and depress most here. We fixate on a specific tard who is accumulating credit card debt and the actual wheelchairs but if they knew how many are pignosis addled detractors who just grew attached to the community or the pig himself they'd shit themselves. And maybe take me seriously when I shit on people who make accounts to chill in chat, subbed to him then accepting or renewing gifted subs.
 
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- Someone in his chat: “what’s your favorite fantasy series?”

- Phil: “Don’t think I’ve watched one. (…) Game of Thrones? But wait, is THAT fantasy?!”

No Phil, last I’ve heard is a biopic set in the Middle Ages of an aunt who fucked her own nephew and at some point in their lives there were magical Ice Zombies and Dragons, remarkably close to what really happened in England during the late 1400’s.
 
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The Penultimate Warrior said:
I've always thought the best way would to go and talk to him - but be incredibly happy and excited, the tell him you're one of his main whales who wanted to finally come and hang around with him in real life. The reaction to that would be much funnier.
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Someone said they did that in a mall and Phil just ignored them.
 
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PieceofShet said:
He really doesnt think before saying things, does he? Like... imagine you are proud that you can walk to your mail and back and not start to sweat. How ridiculous is that?

I mean powerwalk... because that makes a fuckin difference.
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It's the new "I can lift up a gallon of milk." therefore, I'm in decent shape. arc all over again. I mean, Christ on a cracker, Phil! Most people consider themselves in good shape by running a mile in 5 minutes, however, what the fuck do I know?

Edit: What's next, Phil? Gonna tell everyone during your bodybuilding days your squat max was 385? Your PR on incline bench is 285? Your flat bench was 300?
 
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PieceofShet said:
He really doesnt think before saying things, does he? Like... imagine you are proud that you can walk to your mail and back and not start to sweat. How ridiculous is that?
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Its genuinely shocking to hear another human talk like this as 99.99% of the population is socialized enough to know better. Just another example of the extreme deleterious effects Phil's isolation has on his personality and mind. He has nobody around him irl to gauge his behavior against, or to call him out when he says something most children would know to be absurd.
 
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