if a erect cock fits a toilet-paper-roll, is it small?

>tfw no 8x6 toilet paper roll wanger
Brehs, can I even satisfy these thots without an 8x6? Serious question.
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Is this some kind of game OP? Are you hoping everyone will go shove their dick in a toilet paper roll while you get off to the idea? Is that your thing? You sick freak, your mother was right about you.

Don't shove your dick in random things it's just unseemly, plus it's probably a slippery slope to troonism somehow. You already use cartoon girl avatars on internet forums, so you're part of an at risk population to begin with friend.
 
Fun fact, Trojan magnums are lies and retarded marketing fluff. Why? Because they don't account for girthy individuals who are even a tiny bit over average. Those who are must order expensive customs, go without, or force on a shitty magnum which cuts off the circulation.
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I only figured this out recently. I thought EXTRA HUGE MONSTER SOCKS were a marketing gimmick and never bought them, so I figured condoms were always just uncomfortable.

just a little pro TIP if you have a MAGNUM DONG like ME
 
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Fun fact, Trojan magnums are lies and retarded marketing fluff. Why? Because they don't account for girthy individuals who are even a tiny bit over average. Those who are must order expensive customs, go without, or force on a shitty magnum which cuts off the circulation.
You too, huh? It's not like I'm packing a beer can down there. And then nobody believes you on the internet when you say magnums are too small. That's what hurts the most.
 
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