At the very least they should serve as an argument in favor of regulating fiction, in the same way as tobacco ads back in the day. Drawn CP/beastiality has a proven effect on the human psyche, no matter how many coomer """"""artists"""""" want you to believe otherwise.
Artcow Enrique Toro / ShirtBusters / KingCarousel / ToroTheKing - Chronically bitchless nutjob NSFW artist and internet tough guy who threatens people if they don't give him attention
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Bumblebee Sweet Boy
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Late in saying this, but congrats on the feature, @morimori-chan. Good work on the OP -- you did a solid job of introducing the cow in a way that lays out what's wrong with them, doesn't heavily editorialize or "fanfic", and most importantly, doesn't require the reader to have prior experience with/knowledge about the subject.
I hate that I knew exactly who this type of clown was going into this thread. Say what you will about Tumblr, but it provided a useful service as a containment unit for neurotic coomer doodlers. It's uncanny how much these wannabe-celeb "Twitter artists" are all alike and Shirtbusters checks all the boxes: taboo fetishes, rapey art of their character fucking other people's characters, needlessly combative over just the most hideously mundane bullshit, and cloyingly desperate for the slightest bit of clout.
And of course he's got a fucking Baraag account. Because of fucking course he does.
Also: like others here have already pointed out, there's no damn way "Barnaby" isn't just this guy's fantasy self-insert version of himself. The character's too pathetic to be intentional. The obnoxious fedora-tipping "ye olde raciste, m'dear" shtick (I mean, my god, the fucking smoking jacket? Seriously?) is both equal parts "how do you do fellow Redditors" but also "here's how I'd act on Reddit if I thought I could get away with it".
Quality artcow right here. Can't wait for him to find out about his KF thread and us all get to watch his head explode in realtime.
I hate that I knew exactly who this type of clown was going into this thread. Say what you will about Tumblr, but it provided a useful service as a containment unit for neurotic coomer doodlers. It's uncanny how much these wannabe-celeb "Twitter artists" are all alike and Shirtbusters checks all the boxes: taboo fetishes, rapey art of their character fucking other people's characters, needlessly combative over just the most hideously mundane bullshit, and cloyingly desperate for the slightest bit of clout.
And of course he's got a fucking Baraag account. Because of fucking course he does.
Also: like others here have already pointed out, there's no damn way "Barnaby" isn't just this guy's fantasy self-insert version of himself. The character's too pathetic to be intentional. The obnoxious fedora-tipping "ye olde raciste, m'dear" shtick (I mean, my god, the fucking smoking jacket? Seriously?) is both equal parts "how do you do fellow Redditors" but also "here's how I'd act on Reddit if I thought I could get away with it".
Quality artcow right here. Can't wait for him to find out about his KF thread and us all get to watch his head explode in realtime.
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Any new milk we're going to get on him's probably not going to be on his Twitter, though. He claimed he'd leave Twitter and post on other platforms. Considering Twittert's TOS, versus say Furaffinity or Pixiv, this makes me anticipate Toro's art and outburts on other sites even more.
Also, I noticed this guy's rant on his Furaffinity isn't on the OP:
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Well at least with him being such a midget, at least the cats aren't in danger due to micropenis.
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wish someone would change that first fact tbh, not bc of some faggy sense of justice or muh MATI but i just reaaaally wanna see what this guy looks like and what he does irl. does he have a job? does he still live with family?
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that's why we dox, and even just make lolcow threads in general, my brother. curiosity
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This guy smells like shit. I just know this guy smells like literal unwashed ass irl. There's no doubt in my jaded by internet mind.
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And there goes any shred of sympathy or empathy I could possibly ever have for this cow.
I hope he finds this thread and is absolutely seething and losing sleep over not being able to get a word in with us.
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If you're going to get twitter-tier MATI over a lolcow, then maybe you shouldn't be on the site.
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I straight up, unironically envision him as a basement-dweller.
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I'm going 5'7 or below, major receding hairline, 180lbs, and strabismus. We need to get our bets in before the dox drops.
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Autism is unstoppable.
I'm gonna say that he's lanky, but I think you hit the target with the height. Weak people love to feel coddled and protected.
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Betting my money on him being a scrawny limp wristed manlet with a long face and circular glasses.
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What makes you have such a mental decline that you can justify to yourself that it's somehow completely fine to draw porn of cartoon babies sucking cock? Regardless of the 'it's fictional' argument, you can't tell me that you'd look at this and not think there was something going on in this person's head.
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I can't tell if this guy wants to suck black dicks or cut them off. Either way, his art is so overtly racist it's just crossed the line of being too ridiculous to be funny. If he wasn't a total psycho, i could see him having a fanbase not unlike shadman of edgy horny mixed-race white supremacists.
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Naw dude, he's fat. Only a fatfuck can type something like this and mean it seriously. Even if they are schizo.
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You think that maybe his divorced, geriatric father found a black sugar baby that just really pissed this guy off and he hasn't left the internet since? I know there's a lot of guys out there with the big mommy milky fetish, and sex pests are half a step from the edge already, but if he's super pedo I feel the possibility of getting a black/alternatively-racial mother and possibly some stepsiblings could spur a racist schizo into adopting his creepy persona as his new identity for everything.
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my working theory is that he was raised by his grandparents and therefore grew up watching racist shit
it's either that or he's old, or both
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Right? I can’t imagine someone who is so lost in their fetishes, so dedicated to their degeneracy and up their own ass being functional in society, he’s got to be living with his mom.
How weird would it be if he wasn’t though? If he had a wife and a 9-5 job, was average height and weight and had a bland but nice personality?
I know he doesn’t, you don’t have a sketchbook full of literal toddler porn and a functioning social life, but until the dox drops he’s schrodingers pedo: both a basement troll as deformed on the outside as he is on the inside AND your buttoned down but friendly salaryman.
Hmmm my guess is 5’5 or lower, strings of long but thin hair, overweight, 5 head and large but not necessarily thick glasses.