Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Liber Pater]

Chunks of pepperoni were reportedly found near the body.
Police are still investigating.

 

[The Batter]

The gods truly are unkind. It should have been fatrick damn it!

 

[Homer Simpson]

I have some very sad news. Pringles Can Jon (Jonathan Snyder) has died. PCJ is the man who raised Patrick's daughter after Pat signed away all his rights as a parent.

RIP you stallion of man. Died doing what Fatrick could never do, being a father.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Rest in peace. Credit to you for giving the kids a better role model than whatever the fuck you’d call Patrick.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

And yet even a dead dad is better than having Fattick for a dad. RIP to the real one keep stealing those hoes beyond the grave.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Do we know what killed the poor guy? 48 is terribly young.

I agree. Being around the same age I like to know the circumstances around how he died. Just dropping dead at 48 is pretty messed up. In all sincerity thoughts and prayers to the family.

And I hope Fatrick doesn’t see this as an opportunity to weasel his way back in their lives.

 

[Helium Bubble]

Do we know what killed the poor guy? 48 is terribly young.

Gonna wild ass guess to heart attack. Nothing against the man but he wasn’t exactly svelte.

 

[Sneed Weed]

This is profoundly sad all around, prayers to his family

 

[Muppetstudios]

No don't die stalker

 

[Shaka Brah]

Do we know what killed the poor guy? 48 is terribly young.

Gonna guess it was heart disease or jab related. There's not much else that will get someone that young.

 

[slightly smashed corolla]

And I hope Fatrick doesn’t see this as an opportunity to weasel his way back in their lives.

Dear god I hope not, I can just imagine him showing up to the funeral or something despite tweeting about shitting on his grave

 

[JJLiautaud]

I have some very sad news. Pringles Can Jon (Jonathan Snyder) has died. PCJ is the man who raised Patrick's daughter after Pat signed away all his rights as a parent.

RIP

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Here's the obituary:

https://www.wiscnews.com/news/local/obituaries/jonathan-jon-snyder/article_3d1a4b16-b4e7-5e5a-a396-6439d563aaa7.html

https://archive.ph/F7NNG

Pat's biological daughter Annabelle was listed as Jon's kid (which she is):

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Here is a (much younger) Jon in the lappening photo. Observe Pat looking on gleefully as his wife falls in love with a far superior man:

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Reminder:

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My condolances to the family.
Patrick is still morbidly obese.

 

[Harambe]

RIP Jon
you may have never known about us
you may have never given a shit
you were just a big guy who fell in love with a woman trapped in a marriage with a fat gay retarded cannibal

but truly
you were one of the good ones

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

Do we know what killed the poor guy? 48 is terribly young.

The human heart isn't built to pump an extra pringle can's worth of cock blood around for 50 years.

o7 legend

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

The ones that you don’t expect to die are the ones that get taken away from us. Patrick, on the other hand, is still allowed to roam free with his gut hanging out thinking he’s a model citizen.

 

[thismanlies]

Every kid needs a stable father figure in their lives and Pringles Can Jon stepped up to that plate.

I don't know what's the bigger tragedy, the fact that he's no longer with us or that there aren't enough men like him.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

He was a better man that Pat in every way. My only hope is that Patrick gets caught shitting on his grave.

 

[W00K #17]

F for the man who saved Annabelles life.

 

[No Life Prince]

One of the only stepdads talked about around here that was actually worth a damn.

 

[Sissy]

Idk who this guy is but he had a funny name, prayers for his family