Philosophy Tube / Oliver Lennard / Oliver "Olly" Thorn / Abigail Thorn - Breadtube's Patrick Bateman.

Don't tell him about trinary systems or he'll take it as evidence that two-spirit was totes trans tolerance guise and not natives being extremely homophobic. Also don't tell him about the Sagittarius A* Cluster.

d-d-dont no-one tell him about Uranus and if he wasn't a closeted homophobe he could just give or take it up that way, instead of living this incredibly expansive lie.

I rly dont buy that he even fancies women seeing as he seems to fucking hate us and he only people we know he's banged that he seems to have had any actual 'affection' for doesn't tar as an abuser, who he probs got with out of duty, are biological males possessors of girldique
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God help us if we discover alien life. I bet Ollie thinks xenomorphs would be hella queer.
Well, Xenomorphs reproduce by a clingy fucker - the Facehugger - ramming its dick down the throat of an unsuspecting unconsenting victim, just like a brick shithouse rapehon doing the same to one of them cissy bitches.
And that's hella queer.
 
Well, Xenomorphs reproduce by a clingy fucker - the Facehugger - ramming its dick down the throat of an unsuspecting unconsenting victim, just like a brick shithouse rapehon doing the same to one of them cissy bitches.
And that's hella queer.

“If the Alien Queen—a living phallic symbol—can be a female, why not me? Or a black woman—”
 
Well, Xenomorphs reproduce by a clingy fucker - the Facehugger - ramming its dick down the throat of an unsuspecting unconsenting victim, just like a brick shithouse rapehon doing the same to one of them cissy bitches.
And that's hella queer.
Stunning and brave. Breaking down barriers, and your consent. Truly ahead of their time.
I rly dont buy that he even fancies women seeing as he seems to fucking hate us
You should see the things a lack of perceived owed pussy can do to a mfer. Though I do agree, after giving it some thought, Ollie is probably into the girldique too. He is dating another troon after all, and I don't believe inceldom alone can force them into doing whatever it is they probably do together. Not mentioning Ollie's Chad: Boyfriend of Contra era and ensuing obsession.
 
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Sometimes when I look at Olly I have this strange sense that he probably smells bad. Perhaps a mixture of pantyhouse, jizz, Nair, hairspray, nail polish. I’m serious. Those little feminine touches like the nails and the curls are just so creepy. Those eyebrows, blech. The Ick Factor is strong.

How long has it been since his public coming out been now? I’m sometimes still taken aback that he actually did this. And what’s with this schtick anyway? Why not just hold the paper in front of you, instead of obscuring your face? Nobody wants to play peek-a-boo with you, motherfucker! Again, his niece must have nightmares seeing his hulking “aunt” prance around and send out these pointless creepy feminine signifiers. I really wonder if his brother would allow “Aunt Abby” to take the niece out to lunch? Will “Alice” be there? His purported best friend? It’s hard to wrap my brain around the fact that Oliver isn’t just a lolcow, he actually moves about the world. Everyone’s debating Drag Your Kids to drag but what happens when your son, brother, uncle decides to troon out? How many of you guys have troons in your family? Must be a trip.
 
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Sometimes when I look at Olly I have this strange sense that he probably smells bad. Perhaps a mixture of pantyhouse, jizz, Nair, hairspray, nail polish. I’m serious. Those little feminine touches like the nails and the curls are just so creepy. Those eyebrows, blech. The Ick Factor is strong.

How long has it been since his public coming out been now? I’m sometimes still taken aback that he actually did this. And what’s with this schtick anyway? Why not just hold the paper in front of you, instead of obscuring your face? Nobody wants to play peek-a-boo with you, motherfucker! Again, his niece must have nightmares seeing his hulking “aunt” prance around and send out these pointless creepy feminine signifiers. I really wonder if his brother would allow “Aunt Abby” to take the niece out to lunch? Will “Alice” be there? His purported best friend? It’s hard to wrap my brain around the fact that Oliver isn’t just a lolcow, he actually moves about the world. Everyone’s debating Drag Your Kids to drag but what happens when your son, brother, uncle decides to troon out? How many of you guys have troons in your family? Must be a trip.
I somehow doubt Ollie's ever taking his niece out for lunch.

It's a bit like his parents. They exist to him in the typical narcissist "I'm their son daughter" way. That is to say - he'll merrily tell us about how his Mum was the third person he came out to and what her reaction was. He'll talk about how his parents watched the trailer for his new TV show and are super proud of him. He'll mention how his parents got him a birthday present of expensive meats (from the forbidden bday livestream).

He's not telling us how his Dad's getting on a bit and he's been going up to help him out with some stuff, or how he's taken his Mum out for a surprise birthday party, or his parent's award winning work or whatever. Some of this might be PR/image management but for the most part the way he talks about his parents describes a relationship very much of "I'm their child", with no sense of them being people - just Mum and Dad, very much like a teenager or particularly immature first year student might talk. We never really hear him mention his brothers, because his brothers don't provide a backdrop to the trans grift or demonstrate how he's a true and honest woman. I don't think it's caginess powerlevelling about his family, he just doesn't relate to people outside of how they provide him with narcissistic supply.

So he sees his niece on family occasions like going up for Christmas, where he gets to put his feet up and stuff his fat ham face with turkey and he ends up interacting with her because she's there. We know about his niece purely in terms how she validates her "aunt". Ollie deciding to actually put effort in to spend time with a child is incongruent - maybe when she's old enough to drink and he can use her to go "Just sipping a cocktail with 18 year old niece on the King's Road, she's thrilled her glam auntie treated her to brunch at The Ivy. The waitress thought we were sisters tee hee hee~ Off to get girlie manicuries now", but he's not the flavour of narcissist to try and play up his amazing maternal instinct etc.
 
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We all know why he's bringing up the possibility of a confrontation with the terven in promoting his new video... because his seething that he hasn't nearly rustled as many GC jimmies as he was hoping when he trooned. Sure he's been namecheck here and there by a few GC youtubers, but it's amusing just little of a shit they give about him. At this rate the only thing that would get him the notoriety he apparently so desperately craves from the Mumsnet crowd is if he went full Yukio Mishima and broadcast himself penetrating the Queen's decapitated head or something.

Anyways, I was watching this and couldn't help but see it as a concise rebuttal to his anti NHS jihad

 
We all know why he's bringing up the possibility of a confrontation with the terven in promoting his new video... because his seething that he hasn't nearly rustled as many GC jimmies as he was hoping when he trooned. Sure he's been namecheck here and there by a few GC youtubers, but it's amusing just little of a shit they give about him. At this rate the only thing that would get him the notoriety he apparently so desperately craves from the Mumsnet crowd is if he went full Yukio Mishima and broadcast himself penetrating the Queen's decapitated head or something.

Anyways, I was watching this and couldn't help but see it as a concise rebuttal to his anti NHS jihad

Yep … he wants the attention sooooo badly. Craving the lost relevance that the cumming out spectacle gave him
 
Because we’ve discussed healthcare here and womens healthcare and the importance of clear language so that health promotion is accessible to those who need it most (I.e. those with poor health literacy), I bring you: Chest Feeding

https://guelphchc.ca/families-and-children/breastfeeding-and-postpartum-support/we-breastfeed/

No no not just breastfeeding. Chest feeding.

I had to Google it to make sure I wasn’t fucking crazy and it was exactly what I thought it would be

Semantic bullshit l. If I’m confused, how would this be understood by the target audience?

Fml
 
I was just listening to the Jesse Singal/Katie Herzog podcast Blocked and Reported, which is occasionaly pretty based. It was an old episode about the Lindsay Ellis cancellation, and Jesse Singal launches into this tirade:

"...that email [about Lindsay Ellis] dragged me into like, YouTube twitter, and this like, uh, former Philosophy Tube... person. Well, still Philosophy Tube, but transitioned. And again, these are just like, the worst people. I am buddies with someone who was in the YouTube world actually. I think you know who I am talking about, Katie. The stories she told me of just like, the back-biting and backstabbing, like... YouTube stardom, it's some very very narcissistic and broken people."

Feed it to me slowly like grapes I love it
 
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Chest-feeding is so fucking stupid. Not only is it basically erasing women from language, it’s also redundant. Men also have breasts. And not in a “I count women who say they’re men” way, male people literally have breast tissue, just less of it than women. It’s rarer, but men can also get breast cancer. Not just fat dudes like myself either.

To be clear, men (without hormonal intervention) cannot breastfeed. But even by shitty trans logic, ”chest-feeding” is absurd. It’s like if we decided to not use the word estrogen. Men and woman both have it, just in different amounts.
 
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Tube twitter..
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Damn they are so close to getting a point here.. how little do they understand about anything.
The NHS didn’t exist. You are free to pay for whatever surgery you want nowt as then.

But now, unlike then, if you live in Germany, you won’t end up murdered.

Fr how you gonna larp WORSE than the holocaust? Comparable is always obscene but worse?!? Fff……

Anyway-

@chrisbushwrites…
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Seems this might be the erosion Tube been writing “super secret prospect”/ general script assisting with.
You know how he is. Got to get in there with a pointless public affirmation that he’s had soemthing material off someone, that signifies his value and friendship to them- like a dog pissing on something.
But then telling everyone he was pissed on.
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Anyway I cba to scour that account, likely the one tho. The way Tube carries on he seems to have linear relationships with insidvuals for a period of time before it ends and he / they move along, so this is likely the same person mentioned.
 
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