*Tess* is the one who’s lazy and can’t be assed to groom her child, that’s why his hair looks like that and isn’t secured out of his face so he can play like a regular child without running into shit because he can’t see.
Bowies hair is so long and visibly in poor condition. Those ragged ends are definitely getting knotted. There's no way he knows how to brush his own hair at that length, and seeing Tess do it, it was wet and knotted, and she just ripped the brush through it, literally. She doesn't even know how to look after it. Just trim a few inches off already.
Speaking about can’t-care-about-muh-hair, huh
My reasoning, logical or not, is that unlike the rest of the bed-bound hambeasts, Tess does push herself to go out and about, visit this, attend that. Whilst ordinarily that would be good for a fat person, I reckon Tess is pushing her cardiovascular system beyond breaking point quicker than her sedentary peers; because she is so heavy and must be gorging more food than we can imagine if she still is gaining weight despite a more active lifestyle than say Chantal or Nikocado.
I feel like you're really overestimating how much Tess does, especially as of late. She only really goes places if she can sit and stuff her face. Don't let her short clips walking on the treadmill fool you, she is very much sedentary. At her most active she's walking leisurely. I don't see that being detrimental to her cardiovascular health, but everything else she does is.
Jesus. I picked her as an outside shot, ffs.
She also (more than likely) engages in sex work. She’s not turning tricks but she’s one butt-aids infected cake from the world’s grossest Death By Chocolate.
Hey, she was (apparently) on a podcast
Wow, good for you, you crazy bitch. Tess must be seething.
Tess would have way more loose skin to take off for starters - this chick was smallfat in comparison to Tess and mostly had some saggy skin on her tummy. Tess would have saggy skin all over her body in addition to having tonnes of tattoos. Of course, the deathfats on 600lbs that get it usually feel a lot better so having lots of loose skin/scarring from skin-removal is a small price to pay to be able to move and breathe properly. But Tess is a narcissist and knows she'd never achieve normal beauty standards and all her CakeJohn's would go up in smoke so it's completely out. She'd probably rather die at 45 than become healthy but invisible.
I totally agree. I remember when Project Harpoon did those photoshops of her and realised that's probably the only time I'd see what a regular Tess would look like. I know she'll never lose weight, I can't wait to see how big she ends up.
