Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Liquid Vergil]

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I'm as much of a conspiratorial schizo as the next guy but what "famine" are we going through right now? Prices are rising on things (to a ridiculous degree on some things) but is Jack so chronically Amerifat minded that he thinks this qualifies as a "famine"? Hey Jack, if you can make shitty youtube videos of you gorging on cheap garbage food you're not dealing with a famine.
And while we're at it what apocalyptic "war" are we dealing with right now? For someone so wary of media manipulation is he buying into the hype that the extremely localized conflict in Ukraine halfway across the planet is some devastating global conflict?
And plague coming from someone who (right or wrong) has openly stated how much he doesn't care about/think Covid is real/dangerous.
Someone needs to take his damn phone away.

 

[Aaway]

What I like most about Jack’s recipes is that he’ll often leave instructional notes like the one below:

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And these notes are nothing like those left by other, more successful home cooks and bakers, like Garlic Girl, who in 2013 made Julia Child’s Amazing Brownie Recipe.

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Perhaps Jack overlooked this paragraph in the About Me section of her site.

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doesn't look like she's very active on FB, but i sent her a message there to let her know about the fat scumbag stealing her recipe and instructions

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Jack reviews "The Bad Guys," a movie that's beloved by furries and Scalfanis alike.

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The Bad Guys is a decent movie I'll agree with him on that. The animation is good, the story is interesting and there's some subversion of certain tropes in it. But notice that his biggest complement is that there's nothing "political" in it. In other words nothing "liberal". He's such a fragile bitch that anything outside his comfort zone is strange and alien to him and his little Mushbrain can't cope.

Wait, I have fucking questions. He rails against violent media and here he is in a Squid Game t-shirt. I mean, ok.

You expect consistency from this asshole?

Why is he wearing a tent?

It's not a tent. It's a muu-muu for fat people.

But seriously that's a fucking huge t-shirt like probably 5 XL. Meaning the sleeves would be down around his elbows. Look how far down the seam for the sleeve is riding. That's past his shoulder. Jagoff is too fucking fat for normal clothes.

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Fucking "guy-oza"? I know I shouldn't be surprised at how fat boy butchers foreign languages when he's barely coherent in English but that one just hurt my ears.

And of course he's an expert in Thai food as well and good Pad Thai means a good restaurant. Meanwhile this guy likes Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad. So anything he has to say about food is null and void.

they're coming to get you jack....
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Yeah except for the fact that gas prices are high all over the world. We still have some of the lowest prices for gas in the Industrialized World but no. Everything has to be a big conspiracy to Jagoff. How can you fucking live your life with that level of paranoia?

 

[AnOminous]

Food, Family, Fuel Wars

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I think Kev's got the right idea.

Jack is an idiot, but that first guy is just as bad. Does he seriously think that Russian oil being off the market has nothing to do with the U.S. government?

 

[Sev07]

Might I recommend the grilled cheese this evening?

 

[AnOminous]

Might I recommend the grilled cheese this evening?

Why the fuck would a restaurant that caters to an exclusive clientele want to invite in disgusting plebs like Jackhole?

 

[rubytintedchix]

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Might I recommend the grilled cheese this evening?

Hey fatty, maybe stop dining out 8 times a week if you can’t afford it.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Why the fuck would a restaurant that caters to an exclusive clientele want to invite in disgusting plebs like Jackhole?

The restaurants will go out of business if they don’t allow fat, broke mongoloids like Jack Scalfani to plop down at a highly profitable table for more than an hour and spend a total of $3 on tap water and a couple of ranch dressing sandwiches.

 

[Staffy]

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dear restaurants, cheapen your shit so i can eat shove more lard and meat in my throat without thinking about mommy wife tamham's credit card my money

 

[Lousy Cleaning Service]

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Might I recommend the grilled cheese this evening?

Bargain meals? Motherfucker, how about not order 3 entrees per person when dining out every night. Fuck, the monthly eat out spending must be outrageous.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

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Might I recommend the grilled cheese this evening?

In order to make a budget menu you have to skimp on either quality or ingredients. It's not going to happen as most places don't want to lower their standards just because some cheap bastards don't want to pay full price for an entree.

And honestly Mushbrain is in no position to be making these kinds of demands. Mommywife is tightening her purse strings and this means less food they're able to go out and eat. In the end it's about him getting the maximum amount of food for the lowest possible price.

 

[MasterDisaster]

they're coming to get you jack....
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Ah yes, the brilliant strategy with no existing infrastructure they want to force on us. Kinda hard to make everyone drive electric cars when, what, 10% of the country has charging stations.

The Bad Guys is a decent movie I'll agree with him on that. The animation is good

I really liked the animation. It has a nice, crisp look to it, pretty standard feelgood plot and the VA work was real nice except for Bornsteins character.

Why the fuck would a restaurant that caters to an exclusive clientele want to invite in disgusting plebs like Jackhole?

But Jack is the world's beat food critic. I mean 'The food tastes fresh'? That's a connoisseurs level of profiling.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

#throwbackthursday

https://www.djournal.com/news/7-20-01-entertainment-column/article_c4bf733a-e7ba-530e-b46e-d10a2a1f56a3.html

Jack and his brother get featured in the Daily Journal newspaper back in 2001 to talk about their now failed music company called "Fight Cloud" trying to cell CD's at the time for under 5 dollars.

 

[ZipDisk]

Jack wants to order off the kids menu. Then he can complain about the portion sizes.

That Edel fuck needs a fastball to the mouth. "I'm RIGHTER because I'm YELLING"

 

[Rinascere]

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Might I recommend the grilled cheese this evening?

Jack here with a telltale sign that he's never truly had to go without. The cheap family meal is grabbing the last sale meat, bakery leftovers and the dollar frozen vegetables, not packing everyone into the minivan and having someone prep something for you at markup.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

they're coming to get you jack....
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Jack's clearly never heard of Occam's razor. Assuming everything else about his theory is true, why would they want people driving electric cars? What's the point of that, does every single democrat have a massive share in Tesla or electric companies?

There's a thousand reasons you could speculate as to why the government would intentionally drive up gas prices, and he picks the most comically non-sensical one imaginable just because he doesn't like electric cars.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

H/T to the anonymous individual who coined the term “financhew.”

 

[arthurdaley]

Yeah except for the fact that gas prices are high all over the world. We still have some of the lowest prices for gas in the Industrialized World but no. Everything has to be a big conspiracy to Jagoff. How can you fucking live your life with that level of paranoia?

Try buying gas in the UK. it's a bargain at $10.50 a gallon!!!!!!!

 

[Jack of the Lantern]

Right on schedule - the gas prices post is gone and an "I'm totally not angy" post is up in its place.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Right on schedule - the gas prices post is gone and an "I'm totally not angy" post is up in its place.

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So turn comments off on your posts fatass. Just like you did with YouTube for so long until you decided to spend time curating them so only you only see your equally retarded asskissers and a few sly trolls.